3links2
6'7 (200 cm) 24 in. bideltoid KHHV
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So, about a week ago, I was scrolling on instagram following every single girl I saw who went to my university. Since cold approaching is absolute cope, this is what I had to resort to. What I definitely wasn't expecting was a girl to follow back and ACTUALLY DM ME FIRST?!.
She probably saw one of my stories I posted that day so I automatically assumed she wanted my dick, why tf else would she dm first. ALBEIT all of my highlights and stories I post are SLIGHTLY frauded
(lterally just engaged lower eye muscles)
(this is important information for later).
Without squinting, and factoring in my height aswell I am an objective HTN.
Anyways, this girl was under the impression of me being chadlite but since she didnt know my height and im htn (which should be enough for a barely mtb) I didn't gaf.
So the rest of our dms that night ensued as so:
After that night in the morning I texted her to try and arrange a meetup, practically no resistance
So it took less than 24 hours from the time she dmed me to meetup conversion, this sounds like an easy slay story right?
WRONG, HERES WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
We meet up at the top floor of our dorm, she's giving IOIS and im squinting the entire time. I get her to get into my car with me and we drive to some park and walk around outside and shit (squintmax game on point rn) after a bit I ask if she wants to cool down in the A/C a bit and I start my slay conversion attempt. We sit in the car talking for a bit and I get too comfortable and stop squinting, boy oh boy.
When I sense it's a good time I tilt her chin and come in for a kiss and she
REJECTS ME NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS NIGGA YOU DMED ME FIRST, AGREED TO MEET UP, GOT IN MY CAR AND THINK U DESERVE CHAD? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
"I have boundaries"
Im so fucking done dude since when did mtbs have boundaries ESPECIALLY IN COLLEGE
This has to be some sort of fucking joke.
I laugh that shit off and ignore her and go for 2nd attempt then she threatens to call the cops if I don't drive her back immediately.
you can't be fucking serious
CAUSE IF I LOOKED LIKE THIS:
"I HAVE BOUNDARIES... BUT YOURE AN EXCEPTION, I CAN TELL YOURE A NICE GUY"
ITS SO FUCKING OVER HYPERGAMY IS INSANE NIGGA IMAGINE BEING CHAD ONLY AS A FUXKING MTB
the state of the west where an MTB thinks she's ABOVE a tall htn fucking ridiculous refuses to fuck me and I mog her dumb whore also proves that eye area is everything, imagine if my eyes were HUNTER WITHOUT SQUINTING. so fucking done.
It's time to go under the knife in the name of aesthetics.
Stupid fuxking whores think they're gods fuck you.
She probably saw one of my stories I posted that day so I automatically assumed she wanted my dick, why tf else would she dm first. ALBEIT all of my highlights and stories I post are SLIGHTLY frauded
(lterally just engaged lower eye muscles)
(this is important information for later).
Without squinting, and factoring in my height aswell I am an objective HTN.
Anyways, this girl was under the impression of me being chadlite but since she didnt know my height and im htn (which should be enough for a barely mtb) I didn't gaf.
So the rest of our dms that night ensued as so:
After that night in the morning I texted her to try and arrange a meetup, practically no resistance
So it took less than 24 hours from the time she dmed me to meetup conversion, this sounds like an easy slay story right?
WRONG, HERES WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
We meet up at the top floor of our dorm, she's giving IOIS and im squinting the entire time. I get her to get into my car with me and we drive to some park and walk around outside and shit (squintmax game on point rn) after a bit I ask if she wants to cool down in the A/C a bit and I start my slay conversion attempt. We sit in the car talking for a bit and I get too comfortable and stop squinting, boy oh boy.
When I sense it's a good time I tilt her chin and come in for a kiss and she
REJECTS ME NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS NIGGA YOU DMED ME FIRST, AGREED TO MEET UP, GOT IN MY CAR AND THINK U DESERVE CHAD? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
"I have boundaries"
Im so fucking done dude since when did mtbs have boundaries ESPECIALLY IN COLLEGE
This has to be some sort of fucking joke.
I laugh that shit off and ignore her and go for 2nd attempt then she threatens to call the cops if I don't drive her back immediately.
you can't be fucking serious
CAUSE IF I LOOKED LIKE THIS:
"I HAVE BOUNDARIES... BUT YOURE AN EXCEPTION, I CAN TELL YOURE A NICE GUY"
ITS SO FUCKING OVER HYPERGAMY IS INSANE NIGGA IMAGINE BEING CHAD ONLY AS A FUXKING MTB
the state of the west where an MTB thinks she's ABOVE a tall htn fucking ridiculous refuses to fuck me and I mog her dumb whore also proves that eye area is everything, imagine if my eyes were HUNTER WITHOUT SQUINTING. so fucking done.
It's time to go under the knife in the name of aesthetics.
Stupid fuxking whores think they're gods fuck you.
