Entitled MTB rejects me after finding out I'm not chadlite THREATENS TO CALL THE COPS [INSANE HYPERGAMY] [WITH PICS] (as a 6'7 htn)

[Deleted member 23472]

We are a doomed species. Evolution is a meme.

humans are animals that somehow know how to think and represent their thoughts with other animals in a complex way. humanity is a meme.

 

[Gengar]

humans are animals that somehow know how to think and represent their thoughts with other animals in a complex way. humanity is a meme.

People are below animals.

 

[Deleted member 23472]

People are below animals.

true. at least animals know they have a path in life. everything is cope tbh

 

[Gengar]

true. at least animals know they have a path in life. everything is cope tbh

Yeah, it’s funny to me that people say that we are animals… but animals are better than us. People’s ego prevents them from saying the truth.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

You probably look worse than you think

 

[joao]

So, about a week ago, I was scrolling on instagram following every single girl I saw who went to my university. Since cold approaching is absolute cope, this is what I had to resort to. What I definitely wasn't expecting was a girl to follow back and ACTUALLY DM ME FIRST?!.
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She probably saw one of my stories I posted that day so I automatically assumed she wanted my dick, why tf else would she dm first. ALBEIT all of my highlights and stories I post are SLIGHTLY frauded
(lterally just engaged lower eye muscles)
(this is important information for later).
Without squinting, and factoring in my height aswell I am an objective HTN.

Anyways, this girl was under the impression of me being chadlite but since she didnt know my height and im htn (which should be enough for a barely mtb) I didn't gaf.
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So the rest of our dms that night ensued as so:
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After that night in the morning I texted her to try and arrange a meetup, practically no resistance
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So it took less than 24 hours from the time she dmed me to meetup conversion, this sounds like an easy slay story right?
WRONG, HERES WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
We meet up at the top floor of our dorm, she's giving IOIS and im squinting the entire time. I get her to get into my car with me and we drive to some park and walk around outside and shit (squintmax game on point rn) after a bit I ask if she wants to cool down in the A/C a bit and I start my slay conversion attempt. We sit in the car talking for a bit and I get too comfortable and stop squinting, boy oh boy.
When I sense it's a good time I tilt her chin and come in for a kiss and she
REJECTS ME NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS NIGGA YOU DMED ME FIRST, AGREED TO MEET UP, GOT IN MY CAR AND THINK U DESERVE CHAD? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
"I have boundaries"
Im so fucking done dude since when did mtbs have boundaries ESPECIALLY IN COLLEGE
This has to be some sort of fucking joke.
I laugh that shit off and ignore her and go for 2nd attempt then she threatens to call the cops if I don't drive her back immediately.
you can't be fucking serious
CAUSE IF I LOOKED LIKE THIS:
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"I HAVE BOUNDARIES... BUT YOURE AN EXCEPTION, I CAN TELL YOURE A NICE GUY"
ITS SO FUCKING OVER HYPERGAMY IS INSANE NIGGA IMAGINE BEING CHAD ONLY AS A FUXKING MTB

the state of the west where an MTB thinks she's ABOVE a tall htn fucking ridiculous refuses to fuck me and I mog her dumb whore also proves that eye area is everything, imagine if my eyes were HUNTER WITHOUT SQUINTING. so fucking done.

It's time to go under the knife in the name of aesthetics.
Stupid fuxking whores think they're gods fuck you.

Maybe you are too tall for her...how tall is she

 

[joao]

Ideal height is 6' according to studies

 

[3links2]

Maybe you are too tall for her...how tall is she

5'7

 

[joao]

5'7

She is a whole foot shorter maybe that is the problem idk

 

[HAPAgymcel]

takeaway: DO NOT fuck with gooks that dye their hair blonde

 

[mogstars]

So, about a week ago, I was scrolling on instagram following every single girl I saw who went to my university. Since cold approaching is absolute cope, this is what I had to resort to. What I definitely wasn't expecting was a girl to follow back and ACTUALLY DM ME FIRST?!.
View attachment 2521971
She probably saw one of my stories I posted that day so I automatically assumed she wanted my dick, why tf else would she dm first. ALBEIT all of my highlights and stories I post are SLIGHTLY frauded
(lterally just engaged lower eye muscles)
(this is important information for later).
Without squinting, and factoring in my height aswell I am an objective HTN.

Anyways, this girl was under the impression of me being chadlite but since she didnt know my height and im htn (which should be enough for a barely mtb) I didn't gaf.
View attachment 2521986
So the rest of our dms that night ensued as so:
View attachment 2521995
After that night in the morning I texted her to try and arrange a meetup, practically no resistance
View attachment 2521994
View attachment 2521996
View attachment 2521997
So it took less than 24 hours from the time she dmed me to meetup conversion, this sounds like an easy slay story right?
WRONG, HERES WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
We meet up at the top floor of our dorm, she's giving IOIS and im squinting the entire time. I get her to get into my car with me and we drive to some park and walk around outside and shit (squintmax game on point rn) after a bit I ask if she wants to cool down in the A/C a bit and I start my slay conversion attempt. We sit in the car talking for a bit and I get too comfortable and stop squinting, boy oh boy.
When I sense it's a good time I tilt her chin and come in for a kiss and she
REJECTS ME NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS NIGGA YOU DMED ME FIRST, AGREED TO MEET UP, GOT IN MY CAR AND THINK U DESERVE CHAD? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
"I have boundaries"
Im so fucking done dude since when did mtbs have boundaries ESPECIALLY IN COLLEGE
This has to be some sort of fucking joke.
I laugh that shit off and ignore her and go for 2nd attempt then she threatens to call the cops if I don't drive her back immediately.
you can't be fucking serious
CAUSE IF I LOOKED LIKE THIS:
View attachment 2522029
"I HAVE BOUNDARIES... BUT YOURE AN EXCEPTION, I CAN TELL YOURE A NICE GUY"
ITS SO FUCKING OVER HYPERGAMY IS INSANE NIGGA IMAGINE BEING CHAD ONLY AS A FUXKING MTB

the state of the west where an MTB thinks she's ABOVE a tall htn fucking ridiculous refuses to fuck me and I mog her dumb whore also proves that eye area is everything, imagine if my eyes were HUNTER WITHOUT SQUINTING. so fucking done.

It's time to go under the knife in the name of aesthetics.
Stupid fuxking whores think they're gods fuck you.

NTpill

And she’s LTB

 

[Deleted member 21712]

This thread needs to go in the Best Of section, it's high IQ and proves that it really is all about looks

it's obvious from reading this that she analysed some millimeters in your face and determined that you were subhuman

she's hot

 

[Deleted member 21712]

you should become a youtuber with these thread titles jfl

please make a BP utube channel

 

[Deleted member 47180]

Maybe u're not htn or you acted totally autistic idk