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The story begins with a very rich incel who has orbitted one specific woman for years, planning to make her his ideal trad wife.
He spent those years building a 'perfect' fantasy in his head about how he will be a knight in shining armor and rescue her from a life of slavery with his money.
All of this is while the girl is in a relationship with another man, but our incel believes he will easily steal her away from him.
So, one day, he makes his move.
The incel picks up his phone, and texts the girl. But it wasn't a normal proposal - nigga sent an entire TOS of marrying him to her like he's making a corporate alliance.
TLDR: Break up with your boyfriend and become my girlfriend, i'm richer and smarter, i'll pay off all your loans and make your life the dream you always wanted it to be, i'm not a rapist or a creep (
), i would never force you into a sexual situation.
He clearly states that he's one ugly mf but he can compensate by betabuxing.. Well, apparelently there's no escaping the blackpill even if you're rich.
- he continues the text by saying how much he loves and adores her, along with how many things he knows about her and that his proposal is 100% serious. He makes remarks like "You'd make a wonderful mother".. And basically shares his entire fantasy with a person that doesn't even think about him.
If you thought celeb crushes are bad, this is next level.
The entire text reads like a WattPad fantasy and is completely detached from reality.. On paper it doesn't sound like a bad deal for the girl but you have to remember that she doesn't even know him past his name.
- the girl finally responds
Obviously, she had no idea if he's joking or not, but he does remind her that he is dead serious and is ready to do this any day!
He also doesn't forget to remind her that her current boyfriend is a failure and hasn't provided her with anything she truly wants (and he can do it!).
At this point, i am imagining the incel looks like this:
Then the girl crashes out and clearly breaks his heart
- Basically she calls him an egoistical, irrational and weird incel.. He fights back, saying he simply wants a family, which is cute.
But she doesn't expect that this heartbreak made him completely drop the nice guy act.. as we enter the Evil IncelTM phase
He says the girl is stupid for not takin gthis offer, and that she doesn't accept it BECAUSE HE'S UGLY, he then says that despite her gaining fat he still found her perfect and that she'd learn to do the same with time.. then he does more disstracks on her current boyfriend and calls him weak.
Basically full on crashout, he's starting to sound like a user from this site already, maybe it is one of us?
- he demands an explanation from the girl as to HOW COULD SHE reject his perfect and rich ass.. maybe it's because his dick is small and her current boyfriend has a hog?? Atleast that's what he claims.
Hell, even his friends are all confused as to why she would ever reject this amazing offer.
Friend group in question:
- he finally settles and talks about how dissapointed he is in himself for thinking that she's the right one, just to be turned down.
The story has a very sad ending, with the girl saying that he can choke on her pussy juices, which i'm sure is the wet dream of this incel.
He was later on made fun of by many youtubers, including a video which has 12 million views
Legends say he's still messaging women with these offers to this day
@Jason Voorhees @TechnoBoss @Daddy's Home @Starborn @Histism
He spent those years building a 'perfect' fantasy in his head about how he will be a knight in shining armor and rescue her from a life of slavery with his money.
All of this is while the girl is in a relationship with another man, but our incel believes he will easily steal her away from him.
So, one day, he makes his move.
The incel picks up his phone, and texts the girl. But it wasn't a normal proposal - nigga sent an entire TOS of marrying him to her like he's making a corporate alliance.
TLDR: Break up with your boyfriend and become my girlfriend, i'm richer and smarter, i'll pay off all your loans and make your life the dream you always wanted it to be, i'm not a rapist or a creep (
He clearly states that he's one ugly mf but he can compensate by betabuxing.. Well, apparelently there's no escaping the blackpill even if you're rich.
If you thought celeb crushes are bad, this is next level.
The entire text reads like a WattPad fantasy and is completely detached from reality.. On paper it doesn't sound like a bad deal for the girl but you have to remember that she doesn't even know him past his name.
Obviously, she had no idea if he's joking or not, but he does remind her that he is dead serious and is ready to do this any day!
He also doesn't forget to remind her that her current boyfriend is a failure and hasn't provided her with anything she truly wants (and he can do it!).
At this point, i am imagining the incel looks like this:
Then the girl crashes out and clearly breaks his heart
But she doesn't expect that this heartbreak made him completely drop the nice guy act.. as we enter the Evil IncelTM phase
He says the girl is stupid for not takin gthis offer, and that she doesn't accept it BECAUSE HE'S UGLY, he then says that despite her gaining fat he still found her perfect and that she'd learn to do the same with time.. then he does more disstracks on her current boyfriend and calls him weak.
Basically full on crashout, he's starting to sound like a user from this site already, maybe it is one of us?
Hell, even his friends are all confused as to why she would ever reject this amazing offer.
Friend group in question:
The story has a very sad ending, with the girl saying that he can choke on her pussy juices, which i'm sure is the wet dream of this incel.
He was later on made fun of by many youtubers, including a video which has 12 million views
Legends say he's still messaging women with these offers to this day
@Jason Voorhees @TechnoBoss @Daddy's Home @Starborn @Histism




