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Sweet Caroline
Online platforms fail to warn teenagers and Gen Zoid moids about the long-term damage of lusting after eyecandy bitches. A new study found that older men are scooping up Zoid foids because younger men aren't impressing them. Holly W, 20, from Wisconsin, said she dates these older guys because boys her age are afraid to approach her. And the few that dare make her feel uncomfortable.
"Like, get fucked! Be a man or go suck dick." Holly explained what she thinks about Gen Zoid moids at her university. "Like, why should I make a move on him knowing he's going to call me names like beautiful and hot? I already know that, hello?"
"Hello," I returned her welcome. She giggled. Holly squinted her eyes, nibbled the tip of her little finger, and looked down at my Levis.
"Call me something Big Daddy would." I raised my eyebrows. Holly continued, "Cumcatcher makes me blush. Dirty Whore, oh fuck," she grabbed her heart area as her blues turned white, her mouth gaping. "But when Big Daddy calls my vagina, Sweet Caroline, how can any guy compete with that?"
As I played this song by Neil Diamond on my phone, she stepped closer, pressed her breasts against my arm, and listened. A moment later, a guy about her age approached. He said, "Did Grandpa get lost again?" She told him to get fucked. He called her a bitch. She rolled her eyes. He left without his balls.
Holly resumed our interview, "Young guys are afraid of me, which is weird."
"But Big Daddy isnβt. I got mad at him once. He spanked me!" She reenacted by hitting the rear of her orange shorts. Her hands traveled to her visible tummy, where she fiddled with it before saying, "I must've come twice."
"Does he spank you a lot, Holly?" As I asked for this information, I was intrigued by her white T-shirt, tied at one corner of her waist, with the decals of arrows pointing down.
"Not as often as I'd like," she said, gliding her finger over her lower lip. "Especially during the cold months. His arthritis gets bad, so I have to spank him."
Nigga, where is this going? Show me the way to success, Big Jimbo.
You Arrived Late to the Roller Skating Party
Prior to social media and video-sharing platforms, moids met foids in their neighborhoods, schools, churches, and through friends and family. Although these techniques weren't a 100% surefire approach to get a girlfriend, they were the only option! Today, the entire mating ritual is a bipolar, schizophrenic dating network on Adderall. So many to choose from, and yet, in the average case for guys, none of them wants him. But I am talking about 19 and up situations. Perhaps the younger group has it easy peasy. This would explain why college-tier JB maxxes, in layman's terms, flirt with underage girls. They're the only ones entertaining dialogue with them, and not debating like Holly would.
I believe guys under 18 shouldn't be thinking about fucking anyway. Or unless they don't care about fucking themselves out of educational opportunities. Relationships and hookups are distractions. But with this wealth of knowledge online, who needs school, right? Well, with knowledge comes application. That means working with others later. If you've been self-taught and haven't mingled with your peers and understood the diversity of personalities, working with strangers later is going to be creepy as fuck! A good example is remote employment. Look what eDog (Efficient Department Of Government) did earlier this year, they made the remotees move back to the office. Can you imagine how awkward it was to see people in person from the phone screens and monitors? Yikes.
46% of them quit their jobs after a month. It was too stressful for them.
Wow, Big Jimbo! All that shit you just wrote didn't do anything for my dating potential, is there another way?
Well, I saved the best for last. First, I needed to illustrate why you're here, and second, I wanted to remind you of how easy it was to hook up many years ago. I'm patting myself on the shoulder, not gonna lie. Now I'm going to show you how to get balls deep into masculinity!
Manosphere Maxxing
Maxxing the man in you while not lusting after her. From this point forward, you are to unfollow the foids you fap to, including your oneitis. Remove them from your TikTok profile, Instagram, YouTube, Twitch, Snap, WhatsApp, Kik, Discord, and so on. If you use Reddit, close the account immediately. It's infested with Manosphere scorpions. More on that later.
After unfollowing the bitches of your demise, start getting into the best shape of your life! If you're fat, lose weight. Set a daily step goal and gradually increase it until you're at 15,000 to 20,000 steps a day.
If you're skinny, or have now lost the fat, strength train. But try to avoid steroids. I understand the professionals do it, but you're not one of them. There are also over-the-counter testosterone boosters. Make protein shakes a permanent habit.
looksmax.org
During this manosphere maxxing, which increases your sexual market value, boost your intelligence with knowledge and skills. Or follow the instructions in the thread above. School is free if you're of the appropriate age. College costs money, and could work. You could do it yourself with the internet, but you need to be around people. A job is perfect for that! Or, if you can't drive, then do what you gotta do, but keep maxxing your intellect and body.
Two Blended Juices Trigger a Powerful Emergency Pheromone
Trust me, when you're not lusting after them, the female collective will send out an SOS signal alerting the colony of a disconnected male. Another signal will follow, urging retrieval at all costs. If the hive is in imminent danger, the females will panic and grind their vaginas together, hoping a male will pick up the scent and stop them. However, the Manosphere scorpions will manifest in armies and defend the women with their retarded lifestyle and ideology.
How to identify common Manosphere scorpions:
But I am in shape and in college, maxxing my intellect as well, yet... here we are. What now?
You're a fucking liar! Piss off, chump.
Whoa! That wasn't very nice of you. I'm a bodybuilder and ugly; women don't want me.
The Personality Max Solution
If the Manosphere Maxxing has failed, you're a fucking asshole. Perhaps you talk too much about yourself. Maybe you're one of those whiny bitches. You need to shut the fuck up! Women aren't just NPCs, they have their own desires. Disregarding that fact keeps you fucking yourself. Considering the feelings of others is one aspect of this Max. Not only that, it's your last solution. I suggest volunteering time with a charity, community outreach, or something not related to online influencers. Remember, you're maxxing out your manosphere with PMS, not supporting someone else's dominance. You do you! They can go fuck themselves. Like Beast, Tate, yadda yadda. Though Goatis has worthy points.
Thanks, Big Jim! I'm already unfollowing every last one of these fucking cunts. As of today, Manosphere Maxxing with PMS is my new credo.
I'm not done yet, nigga. I still have the bottom line.
The Bottom Line
Instead of worrying about getting laid, fix yourself. Be a better person. Disconnect from thirst traps and avoid pronoun and gender confused people like the plague. Trust me, when they feel alienated, the boys become boys and the girls become girls again. If he looks like a foid and demands to be called that, remove that negative energy from your life by ignoring him.
And let's face it, the real bottom line is how much are you willing to sacrifice to become... SOMETHING BETTER? However, China has erupted in protests and riots, WW3 is about to begin... in two more weeks.
Online platforms fail to warn teenagers and Gen Zoid moids about the long-term damage of lusting after eyecandy bitches. A new study found that older men are scooping up Zoid foids because younger men aren't impressing them. Holly W, 20, from Wisconsin, said she dates these older guys because boys her age are afraid to approach her. And the few that dare make her feel uncomfortable.
"Like, get fucked! Be a man or go suck dick." Holly explained what she thinks about Gen Zoid moids at her university. "Like, why should I make a move on him knowing he's going to call me names like beautiful and hot? I already know that, hello?"
"Hello," I returned her welcome. She giggled. Holly squinted her eyes, nibbled the tip of her little finger, and looked down at my Levis.
"Call me something Big Daddy would." I raised my eyebrows. Holly continued, "Cumcatcher makes me blush. Dirty Whore, oh fuck," she grabbed her heart area as her blues turned white, her mouth gaping. "But when Big Daddy calls my vagina, Sweet Caroline, how can any guy compete with that?"
As I played this song by Neil Diamond on my phone, she stepped closer, pressed her breasts against my arm, and listened. A moment later, a guy about her age approached. He said, "Did Grandpa get lost again?" She told him to get fucked. He called her a bitch. She rolled her eyes. He left without his balls.
Holly resumed our interview, "Young guys are afraid of me, which is weird."
"But Big Daddy isnβt. I got mad at him once. He spanked me!" She reenacted by hitting the rear of her orange shorts. Her hands traveled to her visible tummy, where she fiddled with it before saying, "I must've come twice."
"Does he spank you a lot, Holly?" As I asked for this information, I was intrigued by her white T-shirt, tied at one corner of her waist, with the decals of arrows pointing down.
"Not as often as I'd like," she said, gliding her finger over her lower lip. "Especially during the cold months. His arthritis gets bad, so I have to spank him."
Nigga, where is this going? Show me the way to success, Big Jimbo.
You Arrived Late to the Roller Skating Party
Prior to social media and video-sharing platforms, moids met foids in their neighborhoods, schools, churches, and through friends and family. Although these techniques weren't a 100% surefire approach to get a girlfriend, they were the only option! Today, the entire mating ritual is a bipolar, schizophrenic dating network on Adderall. So many to choose from, and yet, in the average case for guys, none of them wants him. But I am talking about 19 and up situations. Perhaps the younger group has it easy peasy. This would explain why college-tier JB maxxes, in layman's terms, flirt with underage girls. They're the only ones entertaining dialogue with them, and not debating like Holly would.
I believe guys under 18 shouldn't be thinking about fucking anyway. Or unless they don't care about fucking themselves out of educational opportunities. Relationships and hookups are distractions. But with this wealth of knowledge online, who needs school, right? Well, with knowledge comes application. That means working with others later. If you've been self-taught and haven't mingled with your peers and understood the diversity of personalities, working with strangers later is going to be creepy as fuck! A good example is remote employment. Look what eDog (Efficient Department Of Government) did earlier this year, they made the remotees move back to the office. Can you imagine how awkward it was to see people in person from the phone screens and monitors? Yikes.
46% of them quit their jobs after a month. It was too stressful for them.
Wow, Big Jimbo! All that shit you just wrote didn't do anything for my dating potential, is there another way?
Well, I saved the best for last. First, I needed to illustrate why you're here, and second, I wanted to remind you of how easy it was to hook up many years ago. I'm patting myself on the shoulder, not gonna lie. Now I'm going to show you how to get balls deep into masculinity!
Manosphere Maxxing
Maxxing the man in you while not lusting after her. From this point forward, you are to unfollow the foids you fap to, including your oneitis. Remove them from your TikTok profile, Instagram, YouTube, Twitch, Snap, WhatsApp, Kik, Discord, and so on. If you use Reddit, close the account immediately. It's infested with Manosphere scorpions. More on that later.
After unfollowing the bitches of your demise, start getting into the best shape of your life! If you're fat, lose weight. Set a daily step goal and gradually increase it until you're at 15,000 to 20,000 steps a day.
If you're skinny, or have now lost the fat, strength train. But try to avoid steroids. I understand the professionals do it, but you're not one of them. There are also over-the-counter testosterone boosters. Make protein shakes a permanent habit.
[π π] This is the way β This is the system β This is your opportunity β This is it [π π]
Just because you're short doesn't reduce your shot greatly at slamming and jackhammering a volunteer (conscious) vagina into oblivion. Some people enjoy rattling cages, which is why this insecurity about height is bullied online. But I've seen too many to count couples involving a short man...
looksmax.org
During this manosphere maxxing, which increases your sexual market value, boost your intelligence with knowledge and skills. Or follow the instructions in the thread above. School is free if you're of the appropriate age. College costs money, and could work. You could do it yourself with the internet, but you need to be around people. A job is perfect for that! Or, if you can't drive, then do what you gotta do, but keep maxxing your intellect and body.
Two Blended Juices Trigger a Powerful Emergency Pheromone
Trust me, when you're not lusting after them, the female collective will send out an SOS signal alerting the colony of a disconnected male. Another signal will follow, urging retrieval at all costs. If the hive is in imminent danger, the females will panic and grind their vaginas together, hoping a male will pick up the scent and stop them. However, the Manosphere scorpions will manifest in armies and defend the women with their retarded lifestyle and ideology.
How to identify common Manosphere scorpions:
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Blue hair | Pink hair | Disguised as a foid | Disguised as a moid | Succubus murderous trait | Goofy faces | Loud ear-stabbing mouth |
But I am in shape and in college, maxxing my intellect as well, yet... here we are. What now?
You're a fucking liar! Piss off, chump.
Whoa! That wasn't very nice of you. I'm a bodybuilder and ugly; women don't want me.
The Personality Max Solution
If the Manosphere Maxxing has failed, you're a fucking asshole. Perhaps you talk too much about yourself. Maybe you're one of those whiny bitches. You need to shut the fuck up! Women aren't just NPCs, they have their own desires. Disregarding that fact keeps you fucking yourself. Considering the feelings of others is one aspect of this Max. Not only that, it's your last solution. I suggest volunteering time with a charity, community outreach, or something not related to online influencers. Remember, you're maxxing out your manosphere with PMS, not supporting someone else's dominance. You do you! They can go fuck themselves. Like Beast, Tate, yadda yadda. Though Goatis has worthy points.
Thanks, Big Jim! I'm already unfollowing every last one of these fucking cunts. As of today, Manosphere Maxxing with PMS is my new credo.
I'm not done yet, nigga. I still have the bottom line.
The Bottom Line
Instead of worrying about getting laid, fix yourself. Be a better person. Disconnect from thirst traps and avoid pronoun and gender confused people like the plague. Trust me, when they feel alienated, the boys become boys and the girls become girls again. If he looks like a foid and demands to be called that, remove that negative energy from your life by ignoring him.
And let's face it, the real bottom line is how much are you willing to sacrifice to become... SOMETHING BETTER? However, China has erupted in protests and riots, WW3 is about to begin... in two more weeks.
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