Erik Jon and the case of the missing eyebrows

[LipstickAlley]

Erik Jon and his gang of mutts has the audacity to call me subhuman

Meanwhile this man is a prepubescent Erling Haaland, and I don’t mean in terms of soccer skills..I’m referring to his missing eyebrow phenoView attachment 1810437View attachment 1810438


This disgusting 0.000001 PSL abomination started provoking me, dickriding off his daddy @prettyboislime

Bro shouldn’t have gotten involved, cuz now we can just use him as a lolcow

@RabidRosaries

 

[LipstickAlley]

 

[Deleted member 19157]

he looks fine but hes a retard incel chad shamer autist who comes after handsome men like me and @ForeverRecession because hes an autistic loser tbh.

 

[Cidre enjoyer]

Isnt he like 14
He hasnt even finished puberty

 

[softlysoftly]

He can just apply minox to his eyebrows, you need to split your skull open to fix your microscopic chin, I see one clear loser here.

minox wont change the color genius go back to posting pics of male models you fag

 

[Pendejo]

minox wont change the color genius go back to posting pics of male models you fag

I thought the issue was his density, not the color, that makes it even better, he just has to dye them

 

[Erik-Jón]

I thought the issue was his density, not the color, that makes it even better, he just has to dye them

Yeah I’ve always had completely bleached brows

It’s a major colouring falio

 

[softlysoftly]

I thought the issue was his density, not the color, that makes it even better, he just has to dye them

its both you fag but that besides the point
you should just come out and like write a book
imagine the headlines
'Former Incel Moderator Comes out as Gay' will break headlines and you might get an interview with many people which will boost you status and hopefully you can get the social circle you always dreamed of

 

[softlysoftly]

Yeah I’ve always had completely bleached brows
View attachment 1810726View attachment 1810728It’s a major colouring falio

but @Detona said its masculine dark eyebrows are like feminine

 

[Erik-Jón]

its both you fag but that besides the point
you should just come out and like write a book
imagine the headlines
'Former Incel Moderator Comes out as Gay' will break headlines and you might get an interview with many people which will boost you status and hopefully you can get the social circle you always dreamed of

Nah my density is fine

 

[Pendejo]

you should just come out and like write a book
imagine the headlines
'Former Incel Moderator Comes out as Gay' will break headlines and you might get an interview with many people which will boost you status and hopefully you can get the social circle you always dreamed of

 

[softlysoftly]

Nah my density is fine

that means @Pendejo problem analyzing skills are worse than I imagined

 

[Erik-Jón]

that means @Pendejo problem analyzing skills are worse than I imagined

Nah not how that works I’ve seen people with giga mogger brows bleach there brows and they are invisible

 

[softlysoftly]

Nah not how that works I’ve seen people with giga mogger brows bleach there brows and they are invisible

? not my point

 

[Deleted member 14160]

its both you fag but that besides the point
you should just come out and like write a book
imagine the headlines
'Former Incel Moderator Comes out as Gay' will break headlines and you might get an interview with many people which will boost you status and hopefully you can get the social circle you always dreamed of

Nah not how that works I’ve seen people with giga mogger brows bleach there brows and they are invisible

Nah my density is fine

There's literally nothing there to dye for half his eyebrow
you can't escape your pheno that easily. this kid can't tan either he looks like a tomato after being in the sun. Plus he has wierd philtral ridge that does right into his upturnt nostrils lol

 

[Erik-Jón]

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There's literally nothing there to dye for half his eyebrow
you can't escape your pheno that easily. this kid can't tan either he looks like a tomato after being in the sun. Plus he has wierd philtral ridge that does right into his upturnt nostrils lol

 

[LipstickAlley]

that means @Pendejo problem analyzing skills are worse than I imagined

pendejo tries to act like he knows what he's talking about but in reality he's a retarded spic bandwagoner

 

[Erik-Jón]

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There's literally nothing there to dye for half his eyebrow
you can't escape your pheno that easily. this kid can't tan either he looks like a tomato after being in the sun. Plus he has wierd philtral ridge that does right into his upturnt nostrils lol

This was after a workout

 

[Pendejo]

this kid can't tan either he looks like a tomato after being in the sun.

He can just use MT2 lol.

 

[LipstickAlley]

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jesus christ I don't even have to bully you anymore. You're doing it yourself

 

[Erik-Jón]

jesus christ I don't even have to bully you anymore. You're doing it yourself

Your bullying sucks

 

[Erik-Jón]

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There's literally nothing there to dye for half his eyebrow
you can't escape your pheno that easily. this kid can't tan either he looks like a tomato after being in the sun. Plus he has wierd philtral ridge that does right into his upturnt nostrils lol

Keep coping you boneless paki faggot you literally should kill yourself, you are yet to send a unfrauded pic you look like shit

 

[Pendejo]

pendejo tries to act like he knows what he's talking about but in reality he's a retarded spic bandwagoner

I am not an spic, keep acting like I don’t know my shit if that helps you cope with me brutally blackpilling you on your joke of a chin

 

[LipstickAlley]

Your bullying sucks

live tomato reaction

 

[softlysoftly]

pendejo tries to act like he knows what he's talking about but in reality he's a retarded spic bandwagoner

@Pendejo has no identity he has to latch onto like whatever he sees his online buddies doing he is like a big fat loser

 

[LipstickAlley]

I am not an spic, keep acting like I don’t know my shit if that helps you cope with me brutally blackpilling you on your joke of a chin

silence spic

 

[LipstickAlley]

@Pendejo has no identity he has to latch onto like whatever he sees his online buddies doing he is like a big fat loser

fr this nigga tries so hard to keep his cool but in reality he's probably crying behind his screen everytime you call him out on his retarded analysis skills

 

[Erik-Jón]

live tomato reaction

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I literally don’t care and why would I I mog you to the gallows kill yourself over for you

 

[Pendejo]

silence spic

Nigger even if I was a spic I would still be above your chinless shitskin ass

 

[Deprived]

do u think he can ascend with a surgery that cna lengthen his chin? btw i dont know if that exists or not or if its possible
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You can lengthen the chin but not by much. Ops jaw is also unironically too wide so probably beyond saving.

 

[softlysoftly]

Nigger even if I was a spic I would still be above your chinless shitskin ass

 

[Pendejo]

What? spic >>>> chinless curry

 

[LipstickAlley]

nice ratio

 

[Pendejo]

nice ratio

The ratio I did to you on the first reply was better.

 

[LipstickAlley]

live moonblunt reaction

 

[LipstickAlley]

 

[Deleted member 8869]

Erik Jon and his gang of mutts has the audacity to call me subhuman

Meanwhile this man is a prepubescent Erling Haaland, and I don’t mean in terms of soccer skills..I’m referring to his missing eyebrow phenoView attachment 1810437View attachment 1810438


This disgusting 0.000001 PSL abomination started provoking me, dickriding off his daddy @prettyboislime

Bro shouldn’t have gotten involved, cuz now we can just use him as a lolcow

@RabidRosaries

dont Insult St. Eyebrowcel like that

 

[Deleted member 8869]

Why do i need to do hermano

si hermano si

 

[Pakicel]

Nigga looks like he smells of Pepsi and rotten cheese he has the temerity to call others truecels. Wonder if he got those balls from that pack of niggers gaslighting him into thinking he's HTN

Nobody is gaslighting him. He is not a htn now but he is just very looksminned. He is 6'1" white with good forward growth. Not to mention he is young too. All he needs to do is softmax and he is set.

He is an example of a dude with a good base.

 

[Erik-Jón]

Nobody is gaslighting him. He is not a htn now but he is just very looksminned. He is 6'1" white with good forward growth. Not to mention he is young too. All he needs to do is softmax and he is set.

He is an example of a dude with a good base.

Sorta
My bones are fixable
My eye area is fixable
My ratios are fine
My height and frame are technically 95%+ for my age
And I agree I’m not htn rn I’m probably exactly 4psl but that might be overrate

 

[Deleted member 16275]

Mogs me.

 

[Pakicel]

Sorta
My bones are fixable

Bones are already good. The thing is you are FAT AF. Like 25+% bf or something. Obviously, we won't be able to see shit. But your maxilla is good so chances are you have good bones underneath.

My eye area is fixable

Yeah. Eyeshape, PFL, browridge etc are good. Eyelashes and eyebrows are terrible ngl. But those are fixable with softmaxxing.

My ratios are fine

Don't have weird skull shape or giga close ipd or anything like that.

My height and frame are technically 95%+ for my age

I am not sure about that tbh. 6'1" is just an inch above average for most white guys where you live. Maybe, including ethnics and oldcels you could be 95th percentile but they are not who you are competing with.

And I agree I’m not htn rn I’m probably exactly 4psl but that might be overrate

Prolly. You are just average rn. But looksminned af due to being a fatass.

 

[Pakicel]

Mogs me.

Well, he is white and 6 ft+ so even if you were like a chadpreetlite at your height and with your pheno, he would mog you lol.

 

[Erik-Jón]

Bones are already good. The thing is you are FAT AF. Like 25+% bf or something. Obviously, we won't be able to see shit. But your maxilla is good so chances are you have good bones underneath.

Yeah. Eyeshape, PFL, browridge etc are good. Eyelashes and eyebrows are terrible ngl. But those are fixable with softmaxxing.

Don't have weird skull shape or giga close ipd or anything like that.

I am not sure about that tbh. 6'1" is just an inch above average for most white guys where you live. Maybe, including ethnics and oldcels you could be 95th percentile but they are not who you are competing with.

Prolly. You are just average rn. But looksminned af due to being a fatass.

I zygos mog @RabidRosaries
Supposedly he has gandy tier zygos

 

[Deleted member 19157]

pov you are called a prey eyed subhuman by 13 year old tomato faced nerdic

 

[Erik-Jón]

Bones are already good. The thing is you are FAT AF. Like 25+% bf or something. Obviously, we won't be able to see shit. But your maxilla is good so chances are you have good bones underneath.

Yeah. Eyeshape, PFL, browridge etc are good. Eyelashes and eyebrows are terrible ngl. But those are fixable with softmaxxing.

Don't have weird skull shape or giga close ipd or anything like that.

I am not sure about that tbh. 6'1" is just an inch above average for most white guys where you live. Maybe, including ethnics and oldcels you could be 95th percentile but they are not who you are competing with.

Prolly. You are just average rn. But looksminned af due to being a fatass.

My biggest looks mins are my brows and lashes my lashes are actually pretty good but light blonde and my brows are also decent for my pheno but again they’re bleached

 

[Erik-Jón]

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pov you are called a prey eyed subhuman by 13 year old tomato faced nerdic

Your just mad I called you a htn kill yourself you narcy basterd

 

[Deleted member 19157]

Your just mad I called you a htn kill yourself you narcy basterd

how are you high body fat but yet still an uber framecel 0 bones

 

[Erik-Jón]

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how are you high body fat but yet still an uber framecel 0 bones

You narcy basterd kill yourself you look not even 6ft

 

[Deleted member 19157]

You narcy basterd kill yourself you look not even 6ft

how does someone look a certain height dipshit, cry for height havers. youll never be one