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DO NOT READ IF ON NOFAP OR IN PUBLIC COULD CAUSE YOU TO CUM INTO YOUR PANTS
1nce upon a time there was a 4 psl balding 20yr old incel named darb he was 5"7 140
He lived a boring life went to a 7 to 5 job everyday where all his co-workers ignored him and his friend group thought he was a bad boy slayer bc drab loved to make up fabricated stories of slaying when in reality he was in fact a kissless virgin, today was a typical day is drab telling stories and coping thru life but this day was his friends birthday (bart)
Bart was a secret meth dealer with is why although working a shit job he also laundered money thru it
Today Bart and drabs other friends wanted to go out to a bar to celebrate and watch drab pick up girls like he always talks about
Darb was resistant to go knowing all the stories were larps but he finally gave in going to the bar
They arrive at 945 pm to a scene of hotties at the bar
After about an hour of drinking ted and wadlow start egging on darb to display his skills at picking up girls
"Hey darb go pick up those girls with one of your one liners like a Chad"
Darb knows all the stories are larps but he's drunk now and knows he must do it he approached the girls and says "how Bout one of you ladies sit on my dick while the other on my face" the girls look at him in digust
Immediately the girl lets darb know "you think you have a chance with me jfl you utter half subhuman"
She then gets security to come.
"Is there a problem here mam" he says immediately she starts driipping cum from her panties and tells the gaurd if he kicks out and beats darb she will fuck him so he grabs darb and slings the subhuman thru the bar window
All of Darb's friends are shocked and console him unfortunately for darb the alcohol make him honest and he breaks down and tells them he is a larping virgin, after hearing this his friends all leave him
On the way back home darb takes a short cut through a dark alleyway
When all the sudden a man pops out
"Jfl give me your money you utter pathetic subhuman or I'll curse u with my curry micropenis " darb runs for it but suddenly feels a impact on his back and falls down he thinks it must've been the mugger but realizes as he looks up the mugger it standing far back with a shocked face and runs off suddenly darb feels warm and looks at his chest and sees a hole with blood pouring out he realizes the mugger shot him in the back
Darby starts praying and crying out to god wanting to live begging to survive but also cursing god wishing he had a better card dealt to him, the light starts to fade from Darb's eyes when suddenly a blinding light appears from the heavens View attachment stairway-leading-heavenly-sky-toward-260nw-1081984886.webp
Seeing the steps he thinks this is it but suddenly an angel as bright as the sun comes down darn can't see his face it's too bright but the angel leans over darb and says "don't be afraid I am here to save you you can gaze upon me now" darb looks up to see a face so amazing he almost feels as if his whole body orgasmed at once at the mere perfection of it
"I see you are dying and have heard your summons, you can either come to heaven with me know or remain 20yrs old but become a 7psl mogger" darb asks why he would give this great gift to him and the angel says "you have suffered greatly now it is your time to. Live as a god among men"
Darby wakes up the following morning he gets out of bed and realized he feels much taller hornier and healthier "strange" he says but he throws on his clothes and drives to work upon entering and going to his desk his boss comes up to him and says "who are you? What are you doing here" darb says what do you mean it's me darb "his boss says "you're not far jfl that subhuman must think this is some funny prank if you were darb you could show me your liscnence to prove it but you look nothing like him" darb grabs his wallet and realizes his skin is so smooth and tan and his forearms look veiny and his hands and wirsts are much larger, he grabs his liscnence and sees the photo is this
Darby gasps and remembers the angel from the night before "this can't be this is brad pitt" he gives the liscnence to the man and says "I don't know why brad pitt is in there" the boss says "who is brad pitt" darn realizes the angel erased brad pitt from history and now he is brad pitt no longer darb the subhuman
He immediately gets up and pinches his boss in the face and walks out
He goes home and looks into the mirror and starts mirrin himself
He walks down the street a new man feeling fresh and at ease with life and sees a women walking in the distance as he approached he realizes it's a hot woman
"Hi I'm brad pitt people say I was born with it"
The woman shakes his hand and brad notices her legs are trembling and she moans a little "hi you want to come to my place she says" Brad says of course as soon as he gets there they begin kissing
Brad can't believe how amazing it feels to finnaly kiss someone the woman takes off all her clothes, brad almost jizzes his pants upon seeing her nude, and feels a warm dopamine and seratonin rush feel his chest
1nce upon a time there was a 4 psl balding 20yr old incel named darb he was 5"7 140
He lived a boring life went to a 7 to 5 job everyday where all his co-workers ignored him and his friend group thought he was a bad boy slayer bc drab loved to make up fabricated stories of slaying when in reality he was in fact a kissless virgin, today was a typical day is drab telling stories and coping thru life but this day was his friends birthday (bart)
Bart was a secret meth dealer with is why although working a shit job he also laundered money thru it
Today Bart and drabs other friends wanted to go out to a bar to celebrate and watch drab pick up girls like he always talks about
Darb was resistant to go knowing all the stories were larps but he finally gave in going to the bar
They arrive at 945 pm to a scene of hotties at the bar
After about an hour of drinking ted and wadlow start egging on darb to display his skills at picking up girls
"Hey darb go pick up those girls with one of your one liners like a Chad"
Darb knows all the stories are larps but he's drunk now and knows he must do it he approached the girls and says "how Bout one of you ladies sit on my dick while the other on my face" the girls look at him in digust
Immediately the girl lets darb know "you think you have a chance with me jfl you utter half subhuman"
She then gets security to come.
"Is there a problem here mam" he says immediately she starts driipping cum from her panties and tells the gaurd if he kicks out and beats darb she will fuck him so he grabs darb and slings the subhuman thru the bar window
All of Darb's friends are shocked and console him unfortunately for darb the alcohol make him honest and he breaks down and tells them he is a larping virgin, after hearing this his friends all leave him
On the way back home darb takes a short cut through a dark alleyway
When all the sudden a man pops out
"Jfl give me your money you utter pathetic subhuman or I'll curse u with my curry micropenis " darb runs for it but suddenly feels a impact on his back and falls down he thinks it must've been the mugger but realizes as he looks up the mugger it standing far back with a shocked face and runs off suddenly darb feels warm and looks at his chest and sees a hole with blood pouring out he realizes the mugger shot him in the back
Darby starts praying and crying out to god wanting to live begging to survive but also cursing god wishing he had a better card dealt to him, the light starts to fade from Darb's eyes when suddenly a blinding light appears from the heavens View attachment stairway-leading-heavenly-sky-toward-260nw-1081984886.webp
Seeing the steps he thinks this is it but suddenly an angel as bright as the sun comes down darn can't see his face it's too bright but the angel leans over darb and says "don't be afraid I am here to save you you can gaze upon me now" darb looks up to see a face so amazing he almost feels as if his whole body orgasmed at once at the mere perfection of it
"I see you are dying and have heard your summons, you can either come to heaven with me know or remain 20yrs old but become a 7psl mogger" darb asks why he would give this great gift to him and the angel says "you have suffered greatly now it is your time to. Live as a god among men"
Darby wakes up the following morning he gets out of bed and realized he feels much taller hornier and healthier "strange" he says but he throws on his clothes and drives to work upon entering and going to his desk his boss comes up to him and says "who are you? What are you doing here" darb says what do you mean it's me darb "his boss says "you're not far jfl that subhuman must think this is some funny prank if you were darb you could show me your liscnence to prove it but you look nothing like him" darb grabs his wallet and realizes his skin is so smooth and tan and his forearms look veiny and his hands and wirsts are much larger, he grabs his liscnence and sees the photo is this
Darby gasps and remembers the angel from the night before "this can't be this is brad pitt" he gives the liscnence to the man and says "I don't know why brad pitt is in there" the boss says "who is brad pitt" darn realizes the angel erased brad pitt from history and now he is brad pitt no longer darb the subhuman
He immediately gets up and pinches his boss in the face and walks out
He goes home and looks into the mirror and starts mirrin himself
He walks down the street a new man feeling fresh and at ease with life and sees a women walking in the distance as he approached he realizes it's a hot woman
"Hi I'm brad pitt people say I was born with it"
The woman shakes his hand and brad notices her legs are trembling and she moans a little "hi you want to come to my place she says" Brad says of course as soon as he gets there they begin kissing
Brad can't believe how amazing it feels to finnaly kiss someone the woman takes off all her clothes, brad almost jizzes his pants upon seeing her nude, and feels a warm dopamine and seratonin rush feel his chest
