Escort. Help me find a good website in UK

[2414763h]

Title. Need something

 

[2414763h]

Title. Need something

JFL

 

[pashtunnigga1]

vivastreet or adultwork

 

[zygosmasher]

Are we deadahh

 

[2414763h]

vivastreet or adultwork

Alright then bro I will try man.

 

[pashtunnigga1]

vivastreet or adultwork

only know ts from ali kingston uni btw im not an escort fucker

 

[2414763h]

Are we deadahhView attachment 4460097

I’m a legal adult I can dj what I want

 

[2414763h]

only know ts from ali kingston uni btw im not an escort fucker

Alright then I just hope I don’t get an STD

 

[zygosmasher]

I’m a legal adult I can dj what I want

Mirin, have fun

 

[Foreverbrad]

ukpunting dot com

I’m never doing escorts again but this is like the biggest forum you can’t find on google.

 

[2414763h]

ukpunting dot com

I’m never doing escorts again but this is like the biggest forum you can’t find on google.

Alright thanks man

 

[2414763h]

ukpunting dot com

I’m never doing escorts again but this is like the biggest forum you can’t find on google.

Referring to this?

 

[xzylecrey]

Homeless method unpatched

 

[2414763h]

Homeless method unpatched

Alright then bro

 

[Eskorbutin]

Happy Christmas op

 

[2414763h]

Happy Christmas op

Thank you very much happy Christmas to you as well

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

Title. Need something

 

[Foreverbrad]

Referring to this?
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Yeah you can find reviews etc.

 

[2414763h]

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Alright thanks man I’m just going to pay for it and see what happens

 

[2414763h]

Yeah you can find reviews etc.

Can you pay for escorts on the site?
Well I should search and see

 

[Foreverbrad]

Can you pay for escorts on the site?
Well I should search and see

No.
All escorts are cash only.
You can find which ones are actually good on this site.

It’ll still be vivastreet and AW

 

[JuicyCircleSack]

100 euro for some wasted pussy? Cmon lad. Probably filled with STDs. Isnt there like laws with it like you cant choke her or something. Or is there like "only put dick in and out". Could you choke the bitch to coma?

 

[2414763h]

No.
All escorts are cash only.
You can find which ones are actually good on this site.

It’ll still be vivastreet and AW

Alright then I’ll have to withdraw cash as I don’t really hold cash

 

[Foreverbrad]

And bro I am choosing to spend £50k on surgery instead of a thousand escorts, let me put that in perspective of how shit paid sex is.

 

[2414763h]

100 euro for some wasted pussy? Cmon lad. Probably filled with STDs. Isnt there like laws with it like you cant choke her or something. Or is there like "only put dick in and out". Could you choke the bitch to coma?

I live in the UK but I’m sure they can file for a case for assault against me if I did that.
Especially considering how fucking feminist this country is where you can get arrested for catcalling apparently

 

[2414763h]

And bro I am choosing to spend £50k on surgery instead of a thousand escorts, let me put that in perspective of how shit paid sex is.

Alright then bro but to be fair I can’t afford surgery right now and I really just want to have something for my 18th birthday

 

[JuicyCircleSack]

I live in the UK but I’m sure they can file for a case for assault against me if I did that.
Especially considering how fucking feminist this country is where you can get arrested for catcalling apparently

Didnt some niggas rape minors and get home arrested a week? Nigga UK is minecraft creative mode. Thinking to geomax to do some stuff (talking about choking ADULTS just to make thigns clear)

 

[2414763h]

Didnt some niggas rape minors and get home arrested a week? Nigga UK is minecraft creative mode. Thinking to geomax to do some stuff (talking about choking ADULTS just to make thigns clear)

That’s if your an immigrant cause of 2 tier policing which we all know is true but I suppose I could do what you said

 

[JuicyCircleSack]

let me put that in perspective of how shit paid sex is.

Wdym? Do they just lay there like starfish or do they bounce

 

[JuicyCircleSack]

That’s if your an immigrant cause of 2 tier policing which we all know is true but I suppose I could do what you said

Why not wear a tan, wear gucci and smell like piss? They would mistake you for a arab. Just be sandnigger theory

 

[Foreverbrad]

Alright then bro but to be fair I can’t afford surgery right now and I really just want to have something for my 18th birthday

Don’t even bother you will only hate yourself more.

I live in the UK but I’m sure they can file for a case for assault against me if I did that.
Especially considering how fucking feminist this country is where you can get arrested for catcalling apparently

You’re paying to skip the date, not for them to be attracted to you. I only fucked a few escorts and they are not included in my slay count but all except one visibly hated me. The one was a Romanian girl who enjoyed it, let me choke her and hit her, and wanted me to come back.

But the odds are against you. If you can make hookers give you decent sex you can get it without paying.

 

[Foreverbrad]

Wdym? Do they just lay there like starfish or do they bounce

Lay there like starfish.

 

[2414763h]

Don’t even bother you will only hate yourself more.



You’re paying to skip the date, not for them to be attracted to you. I only fucked a few escorts and they are not included in my slay count but all except one visibly hated me. The one was a Romanian girl who enjoyed it, let me choke her and hit her, and wanted me to come back.

But the odds are against you. If you can make hookers give you decent sex you can get it without paying.

Agh shit man maybe your right plus I’m a virgin too

 

[JuicyCircleSack]

Lay there like starfish.

Honestly. I would rather prefer a talk with a prostitute. Light some weed and just talk about life. I want to know more about their look on life, why they stay, etc. I just want to live. I just want to see everything and explore both lands and minds. Also I want to experience differnt roles. Society has alot of roles and want to be like water that isnt fixated on my personality. Eitherway. Why not geomax? @2414763h

 

[2414763h]

Honestly. I would rather prefer a talk with a prostitute. Light some weed and just talk about life. I want to know more about their look on life, why they stay, etc. I just want to live. I just want to see everything and explore both lands and minds. Also I want to experience differnt roles. Society has alot of roles and want to be like water that isnt fixated on my personality. Eitherway. Why not geomax? @2414763h

Need money to Geomax plus I just turned 18 recently so I have no clue where I want to go?

 

[JuicyCircleSack]

Need money to Geomax plus I just turned 18 recently so I have no clue where I want to go?

What is yours stats? Ethnicity, height, etc.

That could determin where to go.

 

[Foreverbrad]

Agh shit man maybe your right plus I’m a virgin too

Reframe it. You’re not a virgin, you’re an aspiring pornstar. Fuck the regular girls like it’s a pornstar interview. If you don’t it is fucked either way. If you can’t then looksmax more. This is a long game.

Honestly. I would rather prefer a talk with a prostitute. Light some weed and just talk about life. I want to know more about their look on life, why they stay, etc. I just want to live. I just want to see everything and explore both lands and minds. Also I want to experience differnt roles. Society has alot of roles and want to be like water that isnt fixated on my personality. Eitherway. Why not geomax? @2414763h

I’ve tried this and unless you speak Portuguese or Thai or whatever shithole language they speak it’s not possible. They would not be whores if they were educated. Although technology like the AI AirPods live translation could make your dream come true.

 

[2414763h]

What is yours stats? Ethnicity, height, etc.

That could determin where to go.

I’m East African. 188CM y’all and absolutely skinny and I look pretty bad overall I would say like 3 to a 4/10.
I haven’t much money currently
18 now

 

[2414763h]

Reframe it. You’re not a virgin, you’re an aspiring pornstar. Fuck the regular girls like it’s a pornstar interview. If you don’t it is fucked either way. If you can’t then looksmax more. This is a long game.



I’ve tried this and unless you speak Portuguese or Thai or whatever shithole language they speak it’s not possible. They would not be whores if they were educated. Although technology like the AI AirPods live translation could make your dream come true.

I can’t get regular girls I look shit well to be fair I also haven’t tried but that is because I know look bad

 

[JuicyCircleSack]

I’m East African. 188CM y’all and absolutely skinny and I look pretty bad overall I would say like 3 to a 4/10.
I haven’t much money currently
18 now

And you cant slay in UK? Bro. BBC is law in London. How many inches are you packing? (no homo). If its solid. Just make a tinder account where you show of that and height. Short term option. Shit will be easy trust.

 

[Foreverbrad]

I can’t get regular girls I look shit well to be fair I also haven’t tried but that is because I know look bad

I don’t normally recommend to blast roids at 18 but - blast roids and hit the gym hard and you’ll grow into your phenotype. It’s not over.

Plus if you are black you are gonna get rejected by escorts because of the bad behaviour of less conscientious members of your race but you won’t see it like that and it will fuck you up even more.

 

[2414763h]

And you cant slay in UK? Bro. BBC is law in London. How many inches are you packing? (no homo). If its solid. Just make a tinder account where you show of that and height. Short term option. Shit will be easy trust.

I’m not in London but my face card is truly trash man and so is my physique. Inches is 7, wish it had more girth

I don’t normally recommend to blast roids at 18 but - blast roids and hit the gym hard and you’ll grow into your phenotype. It’s not over.

Plus if you are black you are gonna get rejected by escorts because of the bad behaviour of less conscientious members of your race but you won’t see it like that and it will fuck you up even more.

Alright I will hit roids then I just need to splurge some money.
Why am I fucked up by my own skin colour man

 

[Foreverbrad]

Alright I will hit roids then I just need to splurge some money.
Why am I fucked up by my own skin colour man

You’re not fucked up you just need to play to your strengths and being an escortcel is absolutely not it. The B in BBC does not refer to the BC. Think about it.

 

[2414763h]

You’re not fucked up you just need to play to your strengths and being an escortcel is absolutely not it. The B in BBC does not refer to the BC. Think about it.

I mean my bone structure is just fucked up I don’t think I will have a good physique

 

[Foreverbrad]

I mean my bone structure is just fucked up I don’t think I will have a good physique

It’s not that deep. Biacromial only varies about 5cm between 1 and 99 pc so shut the fuck up and start pinning.

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

Title. Need something

Just goon.
Getting escorts is so fucking retarded jfl

 

[Sabork]

Can you pay for escorts on the site?
Well I should search and see

i dont think escorts are like alowed right

 

[spongebobsex]

And bro I am choosing to spend £50k on surgery instead of a thousand escorts, let me put that in perspective of how shit paid sex is.

I can vouch for this never doing it again after today

 

[Arminus]

Title. Need something

First jobmax in the uk buddy

 

[Recession.]

only know ts from ali kingston uni btw im not an escort fucker

RIP the English lit legend