"Escortcelling is Cucked"

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Escortcelling is cucked guys! I'd rather spend the money on pixelated CS:GO cases, Fortnite skins or FIFA points on a screen, so these corporations can get even richer and their shareholders pockets deeper. Or I'll spend my money on junk food which again makes companies richer and ruins my health in the process.

Anything but pay to fuck a hot 9/10 Russian escort, because that's cucked and gay, guys! Amirite?

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ngl escortcelling is fun n all, but they usually just rush you after the 5 min mark and you're out the door by the 10 min mark. Unless you can pop multiple times it's rarely worth it. It's all about raw physical attraction anyway.
 
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Spending money for women is so cucked JFL

Now if you want to excuse me I have to spend 40k on quadmax and 150k on LL, I don't do it for women of course, I do it for myself.
 
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I wonder how good a 50k escort would be 🧐
 
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This post doesn't make escrotceling any less cucked.
And those things aren't cucked because you're not intentionally/directly giving money to women.
 
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ngl escortcelling is fun n all, but they usually just rush you after the 5 min mark and you're out the door by the 10 min mark. Unless you can pop multiple times it's rarely worth it. It's all about raw physical attraction anyway.
what if u buy an hour
 
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Spending money for women is so cucked JFL

Now if you want to excuse me I have to spend 40k on quadmax and 150k on LL, I don't do it for women of course, I do it for myself.
Jfl, bad analogy tbh
 
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what if u buy an hour
I've tried that chit multiple times, and they never hold to the hour. It's always out the door after the first pop and I've been with like dozens of girls. Escortcelling is cucked unless ur a chud ngl.
 
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I've tried that chit multiple times, and they never hold to the hour. It's always out the door after the first pop and I've been with like dozens of girls. Escortcelling is cucked unless ur a chud ngl.
nigga wtf that’s so depressing and enraging like u gave the bitch $100+ bucks and get to cuddle her for a few minutes then leave i’m so fucking mad rn
 
Ronaldo fucks hookers but PSL incels think they are better than him :LOL:
 
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I've tried that chit multiple times, and they never hold to the hour. It's always out the door after the first pop and I've been with like dozens of girls. Escortcelling is cucked unless ur a chud ngl.

You gotta go to the expensive high end ones. Not the cheap ones from the roadside cuh
 
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Jfl, bad analogy tbh
Why?
Looksmaxxing is spending money and resources to look more appealing to women, let's not kid ourselves with "looks affect every part of our lives blabla"
 
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Spending money for women is so cucked JFL

Now if you want to excuse me I have to spend 40k on quadmax and 150k on LL, I don't do it for women of course, I do it for myself.
You way too based
 
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Both are cucked give all your money to alpha male boot camps
 
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You gotta go to the expensive high end ones. Not the cheap ones from the roadside cuh
bruh i've spent up to 600 dollars on escorts and it's always the same thing. They get pissy af when you try to extend the time. It's a scam dude. Idk what to tell you. Maybe if I found like a really high end one off the internet, but idk where to look for that shut.
 
Yeah she will never be attracted to you and she will just put on an act for bucks
 
nigga wtf that’s so depressing and enraging like u gave the bitch $100+ bucks and get to cuddle her for a few minutes then leave i’m so fucking mad rn
yea i just save my money and buy food instead.
 
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Why?
Looksmaxxing is spending money and resources to look more appealing to women, let's not kid ourselves with "looks affect every part of our lives blabla"
Because i think your trying to say looksmaxxing is cucked. It’s not the same as going out there and paying foids for sex just because you can’t attract them
 
yea i just save my money and buy food instead.
but nigga it’s not even about saving money like that shit sounds like a complete waste who would ever pay for that twice
 
ion know why u guys can’t make out for 40 minutes then bust and leave @Bojack then u won’t get kicked out
lmao they get mad when i try to kiss them. Idk man i am just guessing im just too subchad to make it work.
 
I've tried that chit multiple times, and they never hold to the hour. It's always out the door after the first pop and I've been with like dozens of girls. Escortcelling is cucked unless ur a chud ngl.
where did you find them
 
but nigga it’s not even about saving money like that shit sounds like a complete waste who would ever pay for that twice
yea i could have saved thousands on escorts, it was a turbo scam.
 
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bruh i've spent up to 600 dollars on escorts and it's always the same thing. They get pissy af when you try to extend the time. It's a scam dude. Idk what to tell you. Maybe if I found like a really high end one off the internet, but idk where to look for that shut.

You gotta go to Escort agencies bro, all the ones I've been to (around 20 by this point) were good to me. But we're talking 200-300 dollars an hour
 
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This post doesn't make escrotceling any less cucked.
And those things aren't cucked because you're not intentionally/directly giving money to women.
Let me tell you what's cucked, giving fat used femcel whores attention on Tinder, like .org "slayers" do.
 
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if my only choices are escorts or pixels ill kill myself
 
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DAMN THESE HOES GET EXPENSIVE :feelswow:
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Because i think your trying to say looksmaxxing is cucked. It’s not the same as going out there and paying foids for sex just because you can’t attract them
It's not cucked I got more surgeries that 99% people here
But people here like to pretend that spending any cent for a woman is "cucked" while looksmaxxing for women

Point is not even the escorts, because they say the same thing if you take your girlfriend, not a random hinge whore, on a date etc


Escortmaxxing is neutral to me, if you have the money it's fine, if you don't have enough money it makes no sense to spend it on whores when you can spend it on yourself to attract women
It's all about how much you can spend, because rappers and athletes fuck escorts too, and when they fuck IG models they treat them like escorts anyway, but for them that's pocket change
 
yea i could have saved thousands on escorts, it was a turbo scam.
did u ever have a good experience? i mean those 10 minutes before bust sounds good
 
internet, i just searched my local area and found dozens of girls LEL. They all the same at the end of the day.
cant do that in my area, anywhere i can find them on telegram or twitter or some sort of social media? also do they accept gangbangs? i dont have enough money and need to split with my friends so we plan to gangbang, dont know if they will accept though, and if they charge extra
 
You gotta go to Escort agencies bro, all the ones I've been to (around 20 by this point) were good to me. But we're talking 200-300 dollars an hour
damn for reals, what website did u use mane?
 
Let me tell you what's cucked, giving fat used femcel whores attention on Tinder, like .org "slayers" do.
Spending your grandmother's pension fund on surgeries to impress LTBs is better than escortcelling. That is very high IQ, these PSL greycels have outsmarted me.
 
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did u ever have a good experience? i mean those 10 minutes before bust sounds good
it's good for the time im fucking them, they do good job, but then it's just out the door everytime. It happens with every girl no matter what i prenegotiate.
 
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damn for reals, what website did u use mane?
I'm in the UK, but try and search "escort agency" in your area/nearby city
 
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Totally, I agree. An escort has an unusual uncounted bodycount. They don't count because of the shame and embarrassment that follows. But some do have an amazing imagination! With each John, she'll pretend she's a virgin. Ugh. Creepy, I know. But the fantasy doesn't last long after he enters her. She'll giggle because it feels like a tickle inside, thus a slight brush against her decayed vagina wall. Very few still carry a cervix. They lose that in the first year of prostitution.
 
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buying funko pops is legit better than visiting prostitutes. Fucking prostitutes is just a huge waste of money and robs you of your innocence for nothing
 
Now that I think about it I wonder if I could convince an escort to stay extra hours due to my BBC :feelshehe: no way they'd just pass up on a 8x6 after 1 hour right?
 
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Haven't visited a escort this year at all.
 
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It's not cucked I got more surgeries that 99% people here
But people here like to pretend that spending any cent for a woman is "cucked" while looksmaxxing for women

Point is not even the escorts, because they say the same thing if you take your girlfriend, not a random hinge whore, on a date etc


Escortmaxxing is neutral to me, if you have the money it's fine, if you don't have enough money it makes no sense to spend it on whores when you can spend it on yourself to attract women
It's all about how much you can spend, because rappers and athletes fuck escorts too, and when they fuck IG models they treat them like escorts anyway, but for them that's pocket change
Ah ok i understand what ur saying now. I think it’s justified to take a girlfriend out if you plan to marry her. Nah, getting escorts is cucked unless your a subhuman.
 

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