Escortcelling is so shit in my country (why I don't do it)

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The only choice of escorts in this awful island known as the UK are ugly old slavs or romanis who barely speak english at all. That's literally the only options and it's not cheap it's £100 for 20 minutes of rushed condom sex with one of those goons.

If escorts were 18-23 year old college girls trying to make money on the side and didn't require a condom I would definitely use escorts for sex, if it was like that I wouldn't care as much about the sex being paid because at least then they would look decent, treat me like a human being and kiss me + talk to me as if I am no different from an NT normie who they are going on a date with for free.

But I refuse to throw my money at shitty unnatural "sex" wearing a thick condom with a 40+ year old ugly busted cunt foreign whore who hates me, hates all men of my country and sees the rest of their clients as absolute scum. It's such a bad depressing deal that it may be even worse than wanking, even though masturbation is free while that shit costs a triple digit sum of money.
 
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Imagine paying £100 for a few minutes of condom sex with bacterially ridden cavernous holes bahahahhaahahah
 
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Imagine paying £100 for a few minutes of condom sex with bacterially ridden cavernous holes bahahahhaahahah
I found a thread describing what escortcelling here is like, it's sad as fuck to read
 
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why would you ever pay for sex
 
Isn’t it like £80 for 30 and even cheaper at brothels
 
escortcelling is kinda okay where I live, but I agree with the rushed shut. I have yet to find an escort that actually honors the 30 min or 1 hour ad guarantee lol. It's usually just one bust then out the fucking door LOL.
 
I hate women so much, I can't bear paying them for sex. I want whores to suffer in poverty and hunger.
 
how easy it is to go to ee and fuck escorts for 20-50usd? if i was in uk i would just drive into ee
 
why would you ever pay for sex
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So is drug dealing.
Drug dealing still happens while there isn't any brothels here and even if there was it would be even lower tier garbage selection of women than the current choice
 
Drug dealing still happens while there isn't any brothels here and even if there was it would be even lower tier garbage selection of women than the current choice
Pussy is pussy stop being so picky
 
rushed condom sex is the worse
 

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