Escortcelling...what is it like?

[reborn]

So I have walked through a borthel (in Germany) a couple of times with friends just to see whats there. Basically it was like a long hallway with doors on both sides leading to a room containing a whore. We were mostly just looking. I should have used the opportunity back then. I was like 19 one time and like 30 another time. The pussy was right in front of me. I would just have had to stick it in and I wouldn't be a 40yo virgin now.

Anyway I wonder what is it like? So you walk into one of the rooms, you say "hi", I figure it to be a bit awkward. Like what do you say? Do you get straight to the point?

I assume the whores have condoms? You don't have to bring your own?

Is there anything you have to watch out for? I heard they will sometimes try to scam you by renegotiating like wanting extra money for changing positions and shit like that. I also heard that it may happen that they try to sell champagne to you and then tell you the bottle is $3000. And some folks reported one whore emptied their wallet as they were busy fucking another one. Does that shit happen a lot? Anything else to watch out for?

 

[Curry Suicide]

its awful trust me the look on her face will be something else if you are a incel.

 

[LightSkinNoob]

From what I’ve read, you use a condom, you shower before the event, and the woman decides what you can do with her in a way (kissing, foreplay, ect…)

I’m planning to visit an escort before I turn 20. Excited tbh

 

[reborn]

its awful trust me the look on her face will be something else if you are a incel.

Yeah I also read a post of a guy who wrote that he asked three whores in a brothel and all three rejected him. Imagine being so sub human that even whores reject you.

 

[reborn]

From what I’ve read, you use a condom, you shower before the event, and the woman decides what you can do with her in a way (kissing, foreplay, ect…)

I’m planning to visit an escort before I turn 20. Excited tbh

You shower? Showering afterwards would actually make sense.

 

[LightSkinNoob]

You shower? Showering afterwards would actually make sense.

Yeah you need to shower there before the sex, I’d do it afterwards too tbh

 

[reborn]

Yeah you need to shower there before the sex, I’d do it afterwards too tbh

Maybe it is not like that in all locations. Or is it? Does anyone know? Certainly you don't shower when fucking street hookers but they are probably full of STDs anyway so I'd rather not do that.

 

[LightSkinNoob]

Maybe it is not like that in all locations. Or is it? Does anyone know? Certainly you don't shower when fucking street hookers but they are probably full of STDs anyway so I'd rather not do that.

Im visiting a brothel, not sure about street girls, most established brothels around me all specify a shower before. Street hookers seem off tbh fuck that, established places have reviews too

 

[Deleted member 20216]

stop being high inhib pussy. escortmaxxing is dope if you have money

 

[cvzvvc]

If you have a shit ton of money and you're ugly that's the (only) way to go.

If you're a young kid and you're broke and thinking of experimenting, this is an incredibly easy way to completely fuck your life up

 

[reborn]

stop being high inhib pussy. escortmaxxing is dope if you have money

I sure think it is. Especially once you get used to it and it doesn't stress you out anymore...I figure it to be an awesome cope.

 

[LightSkinNoob]

If you have a shit ton of money and you're ugly that's the (only) way to go.

If you're a young kid and you're broke and thinking of experimenting, this is an incredibly easy way to completely fuck your life up

How does it fuck up your life when your young? I’m not broke per say, working part time in Uni, live with parents, no debt, all savings going to surgerymaxxing.

 

[reborn]

If you have a shit ton of money and you're ugly that's the (only) way to go.

If you're a young kid and you're broke and thinking of experimenting, this is an incredibly easy way to completely fuck your life up

I'm a 40 yo virgin with a good deal of cash so the first one applies to me more LOL

 

[reborn]

How does it fuck up your life when your young? I’m not broke per say, working part time in Uni, live with parents, no debt, all savings going to surgerymaxxing.

Yeah I agree. If I had fucked whores at 19 it would not have affected me in any bad way at all. Maybe it had affected me in good ways. I may have become less shy and may have actually approached girls. I don't see how its harmful unless you develop an addiction or something.

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

So I have walked through a borthel (in Germany) a couple of times with friends just to see whats there. Basically it was like a long hallway with doors on both sides leading to a room containing a whore. We were mostly just looking. I should have used the opportunity back then. I was like 19 one time and like 30 another time. The pussy was right in front of me. I would just have had to stick it in and I wouldn't be a 40yo virgin now.

Anyway I wonder what is it like? So you walk into one of the rooms, you say "hi", I figure it to be a bit awkward. Like what do you say? Do you get straight to the point?

I assume the whores have condoms? You don't have to bring your own?

Is there anything you have to watch out for? I heard they will sometimes try to scam you by renegotiating like wanting extra money for changing positions and shit like that. I also heard that it may happen that they try to sell champagne to you and then tell you the bottle is $3000. And some folks reported one whore emptied their wallet as they were busy fucking another one. Does that shit happen a lot? Anything else to watch out for?

They insist on using their own condoms and also put it on you for you

It's awkward at first and you'll coom too quickly but if you are a recurring client of a high quality escort it could become better

 

[john2]

Anyway I wonder what is it like?

It's fun. Sex with a condom isn't that great, but the entire overall experience is what makes it enjoyable.

So you walk into one of the rooms, you say "hi"

Yeah, if you want to.

Like what do you say?

Tell her what you want to try with her. Tell her what you don't want her to do with you.

Do you get straight to the point?

I assume the whores have condoms?

Yes.

You don't have to bring your own?

No.

Is there anything you have to watch out for?

A pussy that smells.

And some folks reported one whore emptied their wallet as they were busy fucking another one.

Make sure your wallet is with you where you can see it at all times. Or don't bring your wallet with you to her place, just the money.

 

[reborn]

It's fun. Sex with a condom isn't that great, but the entire overall experience is what makes it enjoyable.

Yeah, if you want to.

Tell her what you want to try with her. Tell her what you don't want her to do with you.


Yes.

No.

A pussy that smells.

Make sure your wallet is with you where you can see it at all times. Or don't bring your wallet with you to her place, just the money.

Thanks. And do you think chances are high to be rejected? Like if you are clean and shit they usually will accept you, right? I heard some reject ethnics but I am white. I am just fat but would want to lose weight first anyway so my dick gets longer.

 

[john2]

Thanks. And do you think chances are high to be rejected? Like if you are clean and shit they usually will accept you, right? I heard some reject ethnics but I am white. I am just fat but would want to lose weight first anyway so my dick gets longer.

I'm a currycel but I didn't get rejected. Maybe it depends where you live (I live in the west).

I personally believe that prostitutes only care about the money, if you pay them enough money, or the amount of money they asked for, they will have sex with you regardless of your looks.

They don't care about the sex or the way you look (as they're getting paid for it).
They won't enjoy sex with you anyway if you're not a Chad or if you don't have a big dick. Whores won't reject you, if you're 1/10 but paid her double the amount that she would normally charge, she would let you have fun with her. They just want the cash.

If you're clean, that is good for the escort. But who cares about them lol. What matters is the escort being clean for you.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

IF you are in Germany go to a sauna/fkk club instead of a brothel, it mogs hard.

 

[Deleted member 17829]

its awful trust me the look on her face will be something else if you are a incel.

wrong mindset. shouldnt be going to escorts for validation

 

[Curry Suicide]

wrong mindset. shouldnt be going to escorts for validation

Still don't want her to be disgusted

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Thanks. And do you think chances are high to be rejected? Like if you are clean and shit they usually will accept you, right? I heard some reject ethnics but I am white. I am just fat but would want to lose weight first anyway so my dick gets longer.

The chances are zero in Germany if you visit a professional sauna club jfl. Some people prob get rejected in the US either cause there look like a cop or black (too dangerous). In Germany no one does. Ugly people are there main target, I think being lean will already put you at the top for them lol.

For escorts some maybe choose there clients but they would verify that beforehand and not reject you on the spot (Unless you smell like a homeless person or smth)

 

[reborn]

The chances are zero in Germany if you visit a professional sauna club jfl. Some people prob get rejected in the US either cause there look like a cop or black (too dangerous). In Germany no one does. Ugly people are there main target, I think being lean will already put you at the top for them lol.

For escorts some maybe choose there clients but they would verify that beforehand and not reject you on the spot (Unless you smell like a homeless person or smth)

How does it work in the saunaclub? And how is it better than a brothel?

 

[Deleted member 14693]

How does it work in the saunaclub? And how is it better than a brothel?

You go into the club and get treated by a nice foid, who will ask you if you visitited before.

If its your first time she will explain the rules and tells you were everything is (changing rooms, showers etc.)

It costs between 30-80$ to enter.

You change into a bathrope.

Then you shower.

Then you can look around, visit the bar, get something to eat from the buffet (Alcohol costs extra most of the time, softrinks etc. are often free)

You will find up to 100 nacked woman walking around there. Usually if you smile at one of them they will come on there own and ask if you want company. But if you want you can obviously go up to them. (You don't get rejected, unless she waits for another customer)

Then you can talk to her, which should be easy even as high inhib, because she WANTS to talk to you (its her job). Some have shitty german, but that is kinda sweet imo.

Then you will move to a coach and start getting a bit closer etc.

After getting to know each other a bit you can go with her to a private room, this is when the payed time for her starts. You pay for 30 minutes, usually 50$. You can go longer, but costs more.

My advice: Start with 30 minutes and if you enjoy it extend it to a hour.

You pay afterwards.

After the session you go to your locker where you have your stuff and pay her. Then you shower.

After that you can enjoy wellness again, the Sauna, Whirlpool, watch sports on tv, talk to other guest etc.

If you want again you can fuck another woman.

Some pictures how these places look:

Its a much more intimate and enjoyable experience to Bordells, I think this post made it obvious.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

How does it fuck up your life when your young? I’m not broke per say, working part time in Uni, live with parents, no debt, all savings going to surgerymaxxing.

Because you won't have enough money to pay for it consistently. You're still going to be horny in between fucking a hooker once a month.

 

[LightSkinNoob]

Because you won't have enough money to pay for it consistently. You're still going to be horny in between fucking a hooker once a month.

I'd imagine it would be like any other drug, I'm planning to get it after my Bimax+Genio as a way to reward myself for looksmaxxing and if somehow the surgery ascends me (most likely won't) it would motivate me to seek out regular women.

Have you tried it? if so is it addicting?

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Have you tried it? if so is it addicting?

No, but @Gaia262 has.

 

[Gonthar]

Anyway I wonder what is it like? So you walk into one of the rooms, you say "hi", I figure it to be a bit awkward. Like what do you say? Do you get straight to the point?

It's just like in the porn movies - you say you're there to fuck, give them the money, and they undress immediately. You take your clothes off too, they start to suck you, you put a condom then for regular sex and bang them...

 

[Gaia262]

No, but @Gaia262 has.

I'd imagine it would be like any other drug, I'm planning to get it after my Bimax+Genio as a way to reward myself for looksmaxxing and if somehow the surgery ascends me (most likely won't) it would motivate me to seek out regular women.

Have you tried it? if so is it addicting?

It can be addicting it is essentially a route to be with extremely attractive women who treat you well. Essentially you get to feel like "chad". You just message/call her and go. Yes comparing it to a drug is somewhat accurate, its essentially a form of escapism.

 

[LightSkinNoob]

It can be addicting it is essentially a route to be with extremely attractive women who treat you well. Essentially you get to feel like "chad". You just message/call her and go. Yes comparing it to a drug is somewhat accurate, its essentially a form of escapism.

Interesting, I'd probably have to wait until I can get a good amount of matches on OLD before I jump into it incase it becomes addicting, RIP, no real cope for inceldom.

 

[Gaia262]

Interesting, I'd probably have to wait until I can get a good amount of matches on OLD before I jump into it incase it becomes addicting, RIP, no real cope for inceldom.

Any adult can do it, as long as your reasonably fit, hygienic and well mannered they will treat you well.

 

[Ethniframementalcel]

you fucking pussy you went to a brothel and didn't fuck?

so many fucking low T faggots these days