Escortmaxxing in the UK?

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I'm 22 and I am pretty done at this point, getting some sexual experience under my belt would help build my confidence. Escorts are a little pricy (about £100) but I believe its worth it for my personal development :lul::lul:.

Any website reccomendations? Currently looking at https://kommons.com in the manchester area.
 
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It sucks
 
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adultwork
 
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If you are 22 it is already over
 
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Bri'ish escorts be like
200 quid a hour
1638187796166
 
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And honestly, escortmaxxing is not the way. You'll always feel like going back to escorts instead of putting in the hard work to get pussy for free. Not a problem if you're rich, but if you can't afford spending hundreds every month, don't go that way.
 
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I'm 22 and I am pretty done at this point, getting some sexual experience under my belt would help build my confidence. Escorts are a little pricy (about £100) but I believe its worth it for my personal development :lul::lul:.

Any website reccomendations? Currently looking at https://kommons.com in the manchester area.

@Gaia262 knows his UK escort-game better than anyone else

Yup, the best site is https://www.adultwork.com

Its a site for independent escorts. Prices are excellent as no middle people involved.

£60-£80 for 30 mins.

Use the search function and search in a radius close to your post code , choose a girl and call/text them.

Do not visit Romanian women though.
 
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You look decent
How high are your standards for non escorts?
Not obese, looks 18-25 and not giga deformed (I don't think I have seen a woman that is deformed tbh)
 
You shouldn't.have to pay for sex with your looks and height have you tried tinder
 
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I'm 22 and I am pretty done at this point, getting some sexual experience under my belt would help build my confidence. Escorts are a little pricy (about £100) but I believe its worth it for my personal development :lul::lul:.

Any website reccomendations? Currently looking at https://kommons.com in the manchester area.
If you have to pay youre saying that youre an unworthy loser. How does this help confidence
 
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If you have to pay youre saying that youre an unworthy loser. How does this help confidence
True, however I would have meant that I have had sex before. So when I get a girl for free I am not going to be nervous that I haven't had sex before. You see where I am coming from? If I have done something before I will be more confident I can do it again.
 
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Es cierto, sin embargo, hubiera querido decir que había tenido relaciones sexuales antes. Entonces, cuando consiga una chica gratis, no voy a estar nervioso por no haber tenido relaciones sexuales antes. ¿Ves de dónde vengo? Si he hecho algo antes, tendré más confianza en que puedo volver a hacerlo.
never pay for sex
 
And honestly, escortmaxxing is not the way. You'll always feel like going back to escorts instead of putting in the hard work to get pussy for free. Not a problem if you're rich, but if you can't afford spending hundreds every month, don't go that way.
Really bro
 
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I went to scorts once just to try and never again. I always had the looming thought i was fucking a piece of meat full of STDs, it's nothing like fucking your oneitis.
 
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Just generally trashy people overall.

They are here solely for the money and don't give two shits about giving you a good service. They work In gangs that take a huge cut of their fees also adding to why they are miserable.
 
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I'm 22 and I am pretty done at this point, getting some sexual experience under my belt would help build my confidence. Escorts are a little pricy (about £100) but I believe its worth it for my personal development :lul::lul:.

Any website reccomendations? Currently looking at https://kommons.com in the manchester area.
nigga just go to pryzm with a pocket full of ket lmfao
 
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this is my plan too i am 23 khhv no hope for me now
 
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All I can recommend is that you don't use VivaStreet. I had 1 failed experience with a gypsy hooker from there.
 
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Anyone that is thinking of escortmaxxing please PM me first, I have banged more hookers and gone to more massage parlors and strip clubs than any of you youngcels.
 
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Just generally trashy people overall.

They are here solely for the money and don't give two shits about giving you a good service. They work In gangs that take a huge cut of their fees also adding to why they are miserable.
yeah i rang a romanian one and she was blunt as fuck and while i was on the phone i could literally hear another phone right next to her ringing

then text a british one and she plays the part acting all nice and welcoming and shit
 
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What happened?
Final term of my first year in uni and I was looking up hookers. Found this gypsy with a big ass on VivaStreet. Sent her an email and no response. Texted her and asked for the hourly rates. She responded in broken English and gave me an exact address.

Arranged a day and hour. It was like 2am during a Wednesday jfl. I was trying to be stealth mode and not be seen because there are students everywhere. Anyways, I walk to the location but it's pitch black. I can't see shit and I call this bitch for like 10 minutes. She never answered, only texted with me "i'm here and the door is open". I'm patrolling the street looking for this whores house and I can't find it.

Anyways long story short I abandoned the mission and it put me off visiting hookers since. A year later it turns out she got caught in a prostitution sting and was deported. Turns out some locals were pimping out hookers and running an illegal brothel.
 
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And honestly, escortmaxxing is not the way. You'll always feel like going back to escorts instead of putting in the hard work to get pussy for free.
If you have to put hard work, then that pussy isn't really free, you're investing your time and mental energy to get that 'free' sex, the older you are, the less it makes sense to chase and simp after women and escorts become a more effective and sensible solution.
 
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Its over. One of my favourite rational and philosophical posters, I thought youd ascend on your 2 month temp ban from the site. But 22 years khhv... every man has his breaking point
 
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Its over. One of my favourite rational and philosophical posters, I thought youd ascend on your 2 month temp ban from the site. But 22 years khhv... every man has his breaking point
I have done KHH. I am just a virgin. Regardless its still fucking over :lul::lul:. I have just emailed an escort now :ogre::ogre::ogre::ogre::ogre::ogre::ogre:. Gandy heaven awaits
 
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True, however I would have meant that I have had sex before. So when I get a girl for free I am not going to be nervous that I haven't had sex before. You see where I am coming from? If I have done something before I will be more confident I can do it again.

Only reason I'd ever use an escort.
 
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I went to scorts once just to try and never again. I always had the looming thought i was fucking a piece of meat full of STDs, it's nothing like fucking your oneitis.
Jfl you act like a high t nazi here and do you have an oneitis :fuk:
 
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no man.... just go to clubs or something lol
 
Anyone that is thinking of escortmaxxing please PM me first, I have banged more hookers and gone to more massage parlors and strip clubs than any of you youngcels.
cope. i went to 25 hookers but im still Virgin
 
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Do what u gotta do
 
Final term of my first year in uni and I was looking up hookers. Found this gypsy with a big ass on VivaStreet. Sent her an email and no response. Texted her and asked for the hourly rates. She responded in broken English and gave me an exact address.

Arranged a day and hour. It was like 2am during a Wednesday jfl. I was trying to be stealth mode and not be seen because there are students everywhere. Anyways, I walk to the location but it's pitch black. I can't see shit and I call this bitch for like 10 minutes. She never answered, only texted with me "i'm here and the door is open". I'm patrolling the street looking for this whores house and I can't find it.

Anyways long story short I abandoned the mission and it put me off visiting hookers since. A year later it turns out she got caught in a prostitution sting and was deported. Turns out some locals were pimping out hookers and running an illegal brothel.
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Lots of delusional people ITT. You aren't getting "free sex" (even Chad doesn't, technically).

You get what you pay for. I'm assuming @Gaia262 has only dealt with cheaper Romanian whores, but apparently a lot of Romanian chicks go to the UK to whore.
 
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