Esoteric method of masturbation.

[childishkillah]

THE CREAM-TO-JERK OFF: THE SUPREME ART OF SOLO PLEASURE
Materials needed:
✔ Your cock (obviously).
✔ Toilet paper or napkins (premium quality for a 5-star experience).
✔ White cottonseed liquid soap (or similar, the creamier the better).
✔ Private bathroom (we don't want any awkward interruptions).
✔ Vivid imagination (or access to inspirational content).

STEP 1: THE SEXUAL INSPIRATION
Before you start, you need a powerful motive. The key is to see an ass that drives you crazy. A shocking sight that makes your balls go into volcano mode about to erupt.

Once the motivation is assured, flee with determination to the bathroom. If anyone asks you, just say that you are going to "solve an internal problem."

STEP 2: SETTING THE GROUND
Take enough paper and make a cylinder around your powerful tool.
Make it snug, but not too tight (we don't want any accidents).
Make sure to leave some space at the top, as if you were making ice cream with a surprise topping.
STEP 3: THE SECRET INGREDIENT – THE CREAM
Take the white liquid soap dispenser (it's crucial that it's creamy and slippery, no harsh soaps).
Fill the top of the cylinder generously, allowing the soap to slide down.
Optional: Gently massage the eggs with a little soap for an extra lubricating effect that will elevate the experience.
STEP 4: THE JOURNEY TO PARADISE
Begin the up and down motion with the paper cylinder well soaked in cream.
Close your eyes and immerse yourself in the fantasy: the soft, sliding touch will be like the best of carnal pleasures.
If you want to take it to the next level, stop a little before climax, add more cream and keep going.
Every second you hold on, the greater the final reward.

STEP 5: THE GRAND FINALE – THE LEGENDARY ERUPTION
If everything has gone well, the climax will be explosive. The sacred milk will mix with the cream and the feeling of relief will be so brutal that you might need emotional support.

@shiftylas

 

[Cleetus Cornfield]

Chat GTP, just like your avi

 

[childishkillah]

Chat GTP, just like your avi

I use chatgpt cause im lazy as hell to write it as a guide.

 

[Mr_Bombo_mogs]

Id take LSD so I can see some esoteric buns

 

[shiftylas]

THE CREAM-TO-JERK OFF: THE SUPREME ART OF SOLO PLEASURE
Materials needed:
✔ Your cock (obviously).
✔ Toilet paper or napkins (premium quality for a 5-star experience).
✔ White cottonseed liquid soap (or similar, the creamier the better).
✔ Private bathroom (we don't want any awkward interruptions).
✔ Vivid imagination (or access to inspirational content).

STEP 1: THE SEXUAL INSPIRATION
Before you start, you need a powerful motive. The key is to see an ass that drives you crazy. A shocking sight that makes your balls go into volcano mode about to erupt.

Once the motivation is assured, flee with determination to the bathroom. If anyone asks you, just say that you are going to "solve an internal problem."

STEP 2: SETTING THE GROUND
Take enough paper and make a cylinder around your powerful tool.
Make it snug, but not too tight (we don't want any accidents).
Make sure to leave some space at the top, as if you were making ice cream with a surprise topping.
STEP 3: THE SECRET INGREDIENT – THE CREAM
Take the white liquid soap dispenser (it's crucial that it's creamy and slippery, no harsh soaps).
Fill the top of the cylinder generously, allowing the soap to slide down.
Optional: Gently massage the eggs with a little soap for an extra lubricating effect that will elevate the experience.
STEP 4: THE JOURNEY TO PARADISE
Begin the up and down motion with the paper cylinder well soaked in cream.
Close your eyes and immerse yourself in the fantasy: the soft, sliding touch will be like the best of carnal pleasures.
If you want to take it to the next level, stop a little before climax, add more cream and keep going.
Every second you hold on, the greater the final reward.

STEP 5: THE GRAND FINALE – THE LEGENDARY ERUPTION
If everything has gone well, the climax will be explosive. The sacred milk will mix with the cream and the feeling of relief will be so brutal that you might need emotional support.

@shiftylas

Beautiful, just beautiful. will try

 

[shiftylas]

THE CREAM-TO-JERK OFF: THE SUPREME ART OF SOLO PLEASURE
Materials needed:
✔ Your cock (obviously).
✔ Toilet paper or napkins (premium quality for a 5-star experience).
✔ White cottonseed liquid soap (or similar, the creamier the better).
✔ Private bathroom (we don't want any awkward interruptions).
✔ Vivid imagination (or access to inspirational content).

STEP 1: THE SEXUAL INSPIRATION
Before you start, you need a powerful motive. The key is to see an ass that drives you crazy. A shocking sight that makes your balls go into volcano mode about to erupt.

Once the motivation is assured, flee with determination to the bathroom. If anyone asks you, just say that you are going to "solve an internal problem."

STEP 2: SETTING THE GROUND
Take enough paper and make a cylinder around your powerful tool.
Make it snug, but not too tight (we don't want any accidents).
Make sure to leave some space at the top, as if you were making ice cream with a surprise topping.
STEP 3: THE SECRET INGREDIENT – THE CREAM
Take the white liquid soap dispenser (it's crucial that it's creamy and slippery, no harsh soaps).
Fill the top of the cylinder generously, allowing the soap to slide down.
Optional: Gently massage the eggs with a little soap for an extra lubricating effect that will elevate the experience.
STEP 4: THE JOURNEY TO PARADISE
Begin the up and down motion with the paper cylinder well soaked in cream.
Close your eyes and immerse yourself in the fantasy: the soft, sliding touch will be like the best of carnal pleasures.
If you want to take it to the next level, stop a little before climax, add more cream and keep going.
Every second you hold on, the greater the final reward.

STEP 5: THE GRAND FINALE – THE LEGENDARY ERUPTION
If everything has gone well, the climax will be explosive. The sacred milk will mix with the cream and the feeling of relief will be so brutal that you might need emotional support.

@shiftylas

I repeat dont do this my tips red and burns

 

[Toad]

Better yet, ask her if she wants to watch

 

[imabetanumale]

i have more boners by thinking on masturbation than women

literally cuck brain