Even a statue gets more action

[Gonthar]

 

[Deleted member 1901]

Just statuemax. They won't realize if you are still enough.

 

[Gonthar]

Women would rather suck a Chad statue than a real subhuman...

 

[mug]

Time to medusa max and turn to stone

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Women would rather suck a Chad statue than a real subhuman...

Women desire small cocked aryans.

 

[Moggie]

fuck how can I cope with the statue pill

 

[mug]

Women desire small cocked aryans.

4 statue is black

 

[Jpg]

I'll just spray paint myself and statuemaxx for lap dances and dick fondling.

 

[Gonthar]

Time to medusa max and turn to stone

fuck how can I cope with the statue pill

You know, there are those street performers who become living statues - they paint themselves and stay in a public place for hours without moving, some people walk by them without even realizing they aren't real statues, maybe you could do the same:
- go in public place at night where there are many bars and nightclubs and plenty of drunk girls
- put statue makeup on you, and stand still with your erect cock out
- some drunk girls would walk by, think it's hilarious and will start to touch you, suck you, take photos without realizing that's not a real statue

 

[mug]

You know, there are those street performers who become living statues - they paint themselves and stay in a public place for hours without moving, some people walk by them without even realizing they aren't real statues, maybe you could do the same:
- go in public place at night where there are many bars and nightclubs and plenty of drunk girls
- put statue makeup on you, and stand still with your erect cock out
- some drunk girls would walk by, think it's hilarious and will start to touch you, suck you, take photos without realizing that's not a real statue

I was just going to jump in concrete but this seems marginally easier

 

[Moggie]

You know, there are those street performers who become living statues - they paint themselves and stay in a public place for hours without moving, some people walk by them without even realizing they aren't real statues, maybe you could do the same:
- go in public place at night where there are many bars and nightclubs and plenty of drunk girls
- put statue makeup on you, and stand still with your erect cock out
- some drunk girls would walk by, think it's hilarious and will start to touch you, suck you, take photos without realizing that's not a real statue

how do you deal with precum

 

[mug]

how do you deal with precum

Fr what if my dick twitches

 

[Jpg]

how do you deal with precum

Jfl precum is ur only concern?

 

[Chinacurry]

Had to be fucking noodles...

 

[Moggie]

 

[TheAbyssinian]

if a woman saw a statue of me irl she would probably kill herself

 

[Gonthar]

how do you deal with precum

Put a condom on you first...

Fr what if my dick twitches

Besides viagra, there are other more potent erection aids like Caverject - these work even on paralyzed people who can't feel anything below, you inject your penis and for several hours it will be hard and stiff with no fluctuations.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

4 statue is black

eh, 75% is good enough

 

[traveler]

just be stoic theory