CelestialEmpire
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one of my friends is a huge machine gun (literally sprays and prays on the apps and at the bars
) hes also 6'6 and high CL face and jacked, like a slight upgrade to me.
anyways he gets rejected for the dumbest shit all the time by girls. they dont really say the real reason to his face out of politeness or intimidation but later if i talk to them or their friends platonically theyll reveal to me why they rejected him
MOST OF THE TIMES its genuinely the absolute dumbest shit. literally hoes with CRAZY DIABOLICAL types and stuff. other times its cuz theyre freaked out cuz he looks like hes on drugs. sometimes its cuz he looks too republican/conservative/racist.
things ive heard about him from girls:
"she just got ghosted by her situationship"
"shes only into scrawny black guys"
"i think hes way too tall"
"he looks scary"
"he looks like he'd be in ICE"
"i cant, he looks like hitler would love him"
"i was scared for my life bro, im a black girl and he stormed up to me and asked where i was REALLY from"
"i only love asians with glasses"
"hes def republican look at that mullet, major red flag"
"he looks like hes in finance and his dads a lawyer"
"is he on coke? he just asked me like 10 questions in a row with no pause" (yes he deleted 2/3rd of a bag that night)
"u need to check on your friend his pupils are enormous and hes grinding his teeth"
"do i need to give him narcan"
"your friend is community dih, hes slept with 4 of my sorority sisters"
"why did he hit on me when his tinder bio literally says blondes swipe right" (a brunette tanned latina said this)
"he sent my little sister weiner pics last night" (
)
) hes also 6'6 and high CL face and jacked, like a slight upgrade to me.anyways he gets rejected for the dumbest shit all the time by girls. they dont really say the real reason to his face out of politeness or intimidation but later if i talk to them or their friends platonically theyll reveal to me why they rejected him
MOST OF THE TIMES its genuinely the absolute dumbest shit. literally hoes with CRAZY DIABOLICAL types and stuff. other times its cuz theyre freaked out cuz he looks like hes on drugs. sometimes its cuz he looks too republican/conservative/racist.
things ive heard about him from girls:
"she just got ghosted by her situationship"
"shes only into scrawny black guys"
"i think hes way too tall"
"he looks scary"
"he looks like he'd be in ICE"
"i cant, he looks like hitler would love him"
"i was scared for my life bro, im a black girl and he stormed up to me and asked where i was REALLY from"
"i only love asians with glasses"
"hes def republican look at that mullet, major red flag"
"he looks like hes in finance and his dads a lawyer"
"is he on coke? he just asked me like 10 questions in a row with no pause" (yes he deleted 2/3rd of a bag that night)
"u need to check on your friend his pupils are enormous and hes grinding his teeth"
"do i need to give him narcan"
"your friend is community dih, hes slept with 4 of my sorority sisters"
"why did he hit on me when his tinder bio literally says blondes swipe right" (a brunette tanned latina said this)
"he sent my little sister weiner pics last night" (
)
