Even when I try I CANNOT make an NT profile on apps

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This happened like a week ago on Yubo. I joined an attractive female streamer and she was doing "x for TBH" so I joined and had her do me. After the initial typical catfish accusation I asked for her snap and snapped her proof. She laughed and said "ok I guess you're real dude, but it wasn't even your pics that made me think you were a fake profile. First off your username is 'Bluesky99', like wtf kind of username is that and your profile just says 'Let's go hot tubbing.' " Like dude wtf "And she starts laughing and everyone in the chat joins in roasting me. One guy even chimes in on cue saying "and hes got an android"

Like the username I chose is aspie and my bio is aspie apparently. Like why can't I just naturally make a profile that at least doesn't get roasted. This isnt the first time I have been roasted on my username and bio on Yubo, the teens there rip me apart ngl
 
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Tbh start listening to nigger music

Take up the hobby of listening to quando rondo, make an Instagram account, follow niggers and emulate them
 
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can you find local girls on yubo?
 
'Let's go hot tubbing.'
Autism
 
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Amnesia, as much as your life fucking sucks I hope you rest easy knowing that you are bringing attention to the importance of being NT


Your sacrifice is much appreciated :feelsokman:
 
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If you are not socializing with young people in person atleast 3 hours per day, you become non-NT.
 
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Amnesia, as much as your life sucks I hope you rest easy knowing that you are bringing attention to the importance of being NT

Your sacrifice is much appreciated
:feelsokman:
bro this nigga with his high tier aspieness has banged 100+ women maybe closer to 200, he reaffirms the importance of looks, he just can't relate to the new gen z kids.
 
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bro this nigga with his high tier aspieness has banged 100+ women maybe closer to 200, he reaffirms the importance of looks, he just can't relate to the new gen z kids.
but he's still miserable and literally hates his life. He literally joined a call and gets instantly clowned on

he is 6psl but even that can't save his NT2 personality
 
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your profile just says 'Let's go hot tubbing.' " Like dude wtf "And she starts laughing and everyone in the chat joins in roasting me.
1622172060782
 
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Gay if you didn't smash, was obviously a shit test because she thinks you're hot. :redpill::redpill::redpill::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:
 
be yourself :)(y)
 
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I'm convinced you're larping at this point.
 
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take this for you bio

"6'1
you can't choose your dad, but you can choose your daddy.
yeah I know I look like a catfish, ask me whatever needed if you want to check it:)"

and bro you can artificially increase your snap score, I'm not NT but I've done the same, I got from 1000 snapscore to 20000 in 2 days. And bitches no longer take me for a creep. i wil show you real quick
 
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but he's still miserable and literally hates his life. He literally joined a call and gets instantly clowned on

he is 6psl but even that can't save his NT2 personality
I'm not sure he hates his life, he's clowned cause mentally his way older than the people he's talking to and way out of touch with mordern culture, the fact that he has literally hundreds of slays says his looks somewhat compensate for his personality or lack of personality.

It ties to what I said before, some people just aren't genetically equipped to be the social, NT type of people
 
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She laughed and said "ok I guess you're real dude, but it wasn't even your pics that made me think you were a fake profile. First off your username is 'Bluesky99', like wtf kind of username is that and your profile just says 'Let's go hot tubbing.' " Like dude wtf "And she starts laughing and everyone in the chat joins in roasting me. One guy even chimes in on cue saying "and hes got an android"
If you just laughed and told her to "shut her filthy whore mouth", you would have won the social conflict hands down, ez win

Shut your filthy whore mouth
 
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take this for you bio

"6'1
you can't choose your dad, but you can choose your daddy.
yeah I know I look like a catfish, ask me whatever needed if you want to check it:)"

and bro you can artificially increase your snap score, I'm not NT but I've done the same, I got from 1000 snapscore to 20000 in 2 days. And bitches no longer take me for a creep. i wil show you real quick

bluesky:owo:
 
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basically, you need to spam snaps to verified profile untill you got to a desired score. you can go to 200 some thing like that at the same time.
You don't need to delete your account just do the same with the one you already got.
 
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"6'1
you can't choose your dad, but you can choose your daddy.
yeah I know I look like a catfish, ask me whatever needed if you want to check it:)"

and bro you can artificially increase your snap score, I'm not NT but I've done the same, I got from 1000 snapscore to 20000 in 2 days. And bitches no longer take me for a creep. i wil show you real quick
When my score was 28 000, a girl told me "wow your snapscore is low" and it traumatized me. It made me so that I increased my score to 100 000, and now girls don’t ask me anymore. Even if they won’t say it, girls are extremely turned off by low snap score. Snapscore pill is legit
 
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Sigh you giga mindless aspie Robot.

Let me put you on a bit of NT game it’s not even NT it’s just High Typical.

The very obvious and not so obvious (TO YOU)

Your name should be a modern Homosapien civilation sounding name. Your username should be the same name followed by 4 numbers.

That’s pretty straightforward common sense on a Friends making app but “common sense is not so common”. couldn’t even do THAT right.

If I’m correct you do have an iphone, I can only assume your pics included you taking them with your android phone. You did this to yourself
 
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Sigh you giga mindless aspie Robot.

Let me put you on a bit of NT game it’s not even NT it’s just High Typical.

The very obvious and not so obvious (TO YOU)

Your name should be a modern Homosapien civilation sounding name. Your username should be the same name followed by 4 numbers.

That’s pretty straightforward common sense on a Friends making app but “common sense is not so common”. couldn’t even do THAT right.

If I’m correct you do have an iphone, I can only assume your pics included you taking them with your android phone. You did this to yourself

I come from the early days of computer gaming where ur online username was suppose to be some esoteric reference with random numbers or whatever. I guess kids these days don't do that anymore.

And lol tbh naw, the guy just said I had an android cause my "pics were shitty quality" and of course everyone joined in even though all my pics were taken with my iphone.

I then snapped a pic to the GIRL in the livestream a mirror selfie showing my phone and she was like "ohhh"
 
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This happened like a week ago on Yubo. I joined an attractive female streamer and she was doing "x for TBH" so I joined and had her do me. After the initial typical catfish accusation I asked for her snap and snapped her proof. She laughed and said "ok I guess you're real dude, but it wasn't even your pics that made me think you were a fake profile. First off your username is 'Bluesky99', like wtf kind of username is that and your profile just says 'Let's go hot tubbing.' " Like dude wtf "And she starts laughing and everyone in the chat joins in roasting me. One guy even chimes in on cue saying "and hes got an android"

Like the username I chose is aspie and my bio is aspie apparently. Like why can't I just naturally make a profile that at least doesn't get roasted. This isnt the first time I have been roasted on my username and bio on Yubo, the teens there rip me apart ngl
What did you say afterwards

Amnesia ?​

 


basically, you need to spam snaps to verified profile untill you got to a desired score. you can go to 200 some thing like that at the same time.
You don't need to delete your account just do the same with the one you already got.

Are you sure that stills work? That vid is from 2019, when I tried to do it a few weeks ago the verified profiles didn't appear in the recent snaps thing.
 
I come from the early days of computer gaming where ur online username was suppose to be some esoteric reference with random numbers or whatever
That’s still a thing. Examples a Gamer Tag, Youtube username, Discord tag and the like...

But on these social-specific apps you need to be align with the status-quo. (Real name, Typical/close to typical, Not mindless)
 
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Are you sure that stills work? That vid is from 2019, when I tried to do it a few weeks ago the verified profiles didn't appear in the recent snaps thing.
there is an option to create a specific group of users, who you can send one snap to all at the same time, a lil bit like a playlist of users.
My phone is broken right now but you can find it if you're above 100IQ yourself.
 
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there is an option to create a specific group of users, who you can send one snap to all at the same time, a lil bit like a playlist of users.
My phone is broken right now but you can find it if you're above 100IQ yourself.
I see, thanks.
 
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Tbh start listening to nigger music

Take up the hobby of listening to quando rondo, make an Instagram account, follow niggers and emulate them
If you are not socializing with young people in person atleast 3 hours per day, you become non-NT.
I'm convinced you're larping at this point.
I'm not sure he hates his life, he's clowned cause mentally his way older than the people he's talking to and way out of touch with mordern culture, the fact that he has literally hundreds of slays says his looks somewhat compensate for his personality or lack of personality.

It ties to what I said before, some people just aren't genetically equipped to be the social, NT type of people
Sigh you giga mindless aspie Robot.

Let me put you on a bit of NT game it’s not even NT it’s just High Typical.

The very obvious and not so obvious (TO YOU)

Your name should be a modern Homosapien civilation sounding name. Your username should be the same name followed by 4 numbers.

That’s pretty straightforward common sense on a Friends making app but “common sense is not so common”. couldn’t even do THAT right.

If I’m correct you do have an iphone, I can only assume your pics included you taking them with your android phone. You did this to yourself


No I swear i dont make these stories up.


Everything i do is always slightly off or I get clowned on by younger people. I hung out with an 18 and 19 year old female at the same time over at my apartment and I had some playlist from my computer playing. At first is was G eazy which I like and I thought he was cool. The girls were like "wow u listen to a lot of g eazy" I'm like "yeaa hes cool" they're like "dude its not 2017 anymore, he's ok."

And I got up nervously and switched to another playlist I had, it was labeled chill/pop music. And Black Eyed Peas starts playing, i go back to conversate with them, halfway thru the song "I gotta Feeling" one of the girls was like "shhhhh" and shes listening to the song, shes like "Bro what the fuck is this song??" She turns to her friend and was like 'Do u hear this, what song is this it kinda sounds familiar?" The other girl was like "i kidna recognize it, but its really old"


Like the songs or even clothes I wear from time to time get made fun of, it's just all a big adventure to meseeing just how far out of touch with the teens of today I am. I just find it amusing at this point
 
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bruh do you have no social intelligence at all? just look @ what other NT people are doing and do the same thing
 
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There was a trick to increase your snap score that was posted here and the idiots who run snapchat patched it shortly after. Made me furious NGL.

They switch shit up as soon as the "uncool" people become hip to the game.
 
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amnesia just get some NT pics while partying/ clubbing to look more nt
 
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bruh do you have no social intelligence at all? just look @ what other NT people are doing and do the same thing

i dont, and copying is the only way ive even slightly ever gotten by in life

For example when myspace came out I never knew what to customize it to be NT so I just low key copied pieces of all my good friends and put it into my profile

when i got my first AOL messenger profile (really old shit) I almost word for word copied my best friends two paragraph profile and hes like "wtf dude"

I copied other kids hairstyles and even little phrases, and 10 years ago when I became an adult and decorated my first apartment I just copied the layout exactly from a furniture magazine. I remember a girl coming over and getting freaked out about how "impersonal" my apartment felt, it had no personalized feel to it, no pictures or posters of favorite movies/bands etc. She literally got so weirded out she left.

Another girl thought my apartment must have just been my side fuck pad and I was married or something because of how it felt like a doctors waiting room feel to it, with plain paintings and furniture


I am unironically really fucking aspie guys
 
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may your face is ascended bcz of surgeries but your brain still working like an aspie incel
 
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i dont, and copying is the only way ive even slightly ever gotten by in life

For example when myspace came out I never knew what to customize it to be NT so I just low key copied pieces of all my good friends and put it into my profile

when i got my first AOL messenger profile (really old shit) I almost word for word copied my best friends two paragraph profile and hes like "wtf dude"

I copied other kids hairstyles and even little phrases, and 10 years ago when I became an adult and decorated my first apartment I just copied the layout exactly from a furniture magazine. I remember a girl coming over and getting freaked out about how "impersonal" my apartment felt, it had no personalized feel to it, no pictures or posters of favorite movies/bands etc. She literally got so weirded out she left.

Another girl thought my apartment must have just been my side fuck pad and I was married or something because of how it felt like a doctors waiting room feel to it, with plain paintings and furniture


I am unironically really fucking aspie guys
why are u so aspie man? whats your diet like? do you have anxiety or something? go out much?

but lmao yeah i copy most things but dont like exactly copy shit. copy it but put a spin on it or copy 2 things and merge them both together. also dont obviously copy ur friends man...

honestly just observe what other people do. even if its on insta.

I have an alt account where I follow stylish lads from london and often copy their shit
 
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I copied other kids hairstyles and even little phrases, and 10 years ago when I became an adult and decorated my first apartment I just copied the layout exactly from a furniture magazine. I remember a girl coming over and getting freaked out about how "impersonal" my apartment felt, it had no personalized feel to it, no pictures or posters of favorite movies/bands etc. She literally got so weirded out she left.

Another girl thought my apartment must have just been my side fuck pad and I was married or something because of how it felt like a doctors waiting room feel to it, with plain paintings and furniture
Lmfaooooo I love how you're on the other side of the country but we have experiences that exactly mirror each other.

One girl said my apartment felt like a "sex hostel." Another girl this past March went home because she said it felt like I "do this a lot." JFL.
 
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