Even when I try I CANNOT make an NT profile on apps

[gamma]

People here are clowning Amnesia, but the majority of 30 yo men are exactly like him: they aren't in touch with the last zoomer trends

 

[lasthope]

View attachment 1281866amnesia just get some NT pics while partying/ clubbing to look more nt

wait is it nt and not nary to post pictures with women on dating apps?

 

[cvzvvc]

The worst is when I bang a teen and the pillow talk is excruciating. I don't really feel out of touch, it's just that they are so bland and have no life experience. Credit to older women who are at least more interesting to talk to. Young women try so hard to be slutty in bed, and it's so fucking cringe when their dialogue is basically a feeble attempt at sounding like she's in a porno.

 

[volcelfatcel]

No I swear i dont make these stories up.


Everything i do is always slightly off or I get clowned on by younger people. I hung out with an 18 and 19 year old female at the same time over at my apartment and I had some playlist from my computer playing. At first is was G eazy which I like and I thought he was cool. The girls were like "wow u listen to a lot of g eazy" I'm like "yeaa hes cool" they're like "dude its not 2017 anymore, he's ok."

And I got up nervously and switched to another playlist I had, it was labeled chill/pop music. And Black Eyed Peas starts playing, i go back to conversate with them, halfway thru the song "I gotta Feeling" one of the girls was like "shhhhh" and shes listening to the song, shes like "Bro what the fuck is this song??" She turns to her friend and was like 'Do u hear this, what song is this it kinda sounds familiar?" The other girl was like "i kidna recognize it, but its really old"


Like the songs or even clothes I wear from time to time get made fun of, it's just all a big adventure to meseeing just how far out of touch with the teens of today I am. I just find it amusing at this point

absolutely brutal reading this

i can't even blame you for being "aspie" you are just trying to fit in with all these retarded kids who coonsoom like no other gen jfl
latest iphones, latest nigger music

 

[Deleted member 275]

i dont, and copying is the only way ive even slightly ever gotten by in life

For example when myspace came out I never knew what to customize it to be NT so I just low key copied pieces of all my good friends and put it into my profile

when i got my first AOL messenger profile (really old shit) I almost word for word copied my best friends two paragraph profile and hes like "wtf dude"

I copied other kids hairstyles and even little phrases, and 10 years ago when I became an adult and decorated my first apartment I just copied the layout exactly from a furniture magazine. I remember a girl coming over and getting freaked out about how "impersonal" my apartment felt, it had no personalized feel to it, no pictures or posters of favorite movies/bands etc. She literally got so weirded out she left.

Another girl thought my apartment must have just been my side fuck pad and I was married or something because of how it felt like a doctors waiting room feel to it, with plain paintings and furniture


I am unironically really fucking aspie guys

I have had 3 different girls mention the fact that my room looks impersonal and 'psycho-tier'. Some bring it slightly more positive and just mention that it looks 'minimalist'.

One thing they always say is that I have no photos on my walls and that's weird jfl.

 

[one job away]

This happened like a week ago on Yubo. I joined an attractive female streamer and she was doing "x for TBH" so I joined and had her do me. After the initial typical catfish accusation I asked for her snap and snapped her proof. She laughed and said "ok I guess you're real dude, but it wasn't even your pics that made me think you were a fake profile. First off your username is 'Bluesky99', like wtf kind of username is that and your profile just says 'Let's go hot tubbing.' " Like dude wtf "And she starts laughing and everyone in the chat joins in roasting me. One guy even chimes in on cue saying "and hes got an android"

Like the username I chose is aspie and my bio is aspie apparently. Like why can't I just naturally make a profile that at least doesn't get roasted. This isnt the first time I have been roasted on my username and bio on Yubo, the teens there rip me apart ngl

Link the VOD. I wanna see you in motion. No tips from my end. I sometimes have my lucky non aspie days but most of the time I’m the weird one out with the aspie stare.

 

[cvzvvc]

I have had 3 different girls mention the fact that my room looks impersonal and 'psycho-tier'. Some bring it slightly more positive and just mention that it looks 'minimalist'.

One thing they always say is that I have no photos on my walls and that's weird jfl.

I've heard all of this before, and on the contrary have had compliments even when my room hasn't changed at all between seeing different girls.

It's become a joke among my friends that I refer to as the "Room Test": If she criticizes or shits on you for your decoration or layout, that's an indicator that sooner or later things will go south. In each and every case that's been true for me.

 

[Lars]

wait is it nt and not nary to post pictures with women on dating apps?

hahaha i just posted them because i looked good there

 

[Lars2210]

Isn’t Yubo an app for kids tho?!?

 

[gamma]

Isn’t Yubo an app for kids tho?!?

Amnesia like them young...

 

[Lars2210]

Because you're a 33yo man hanging out with 16 year olds you neurodivergent retard.

Wtf?? 33 lmao naaaaah forreal?!?

 

[chadison]

Amnesia, your issue is this: https://looksmax.org/threads/physic...me-also-called-nt-matters-an-analysis.384207/

You lack looks and behavior congruency. You are gl, so people expect you to be "cool."

The solution: either get used to taking to people for multiple hours a day (force yourself to like me, even though it always feels like a task and uncomfortable as an INTJ person) so that you can pick up on trends and learn how to blend in to your surroundings, OR forever be an outcast for the rest of your life.

There's not much more to say than that. I have the exact same issue as you, and my solution was to live with 3 other social guys in college (current roommates that are non-frat) and join a fraternity with weekly events such that I am forced to pay close attention to the social climate and learn how to operate like a "normal, NT person."

 

[Cali Yuga]

No I swear i dont make these stories up.


Everything i do is always slightly off or I get clowned on by younger people. I hung out with an 18 and 19 year old female at the same time over at my apartment and I had some playlist from my computer playing. At first is was G eazy which I like and I thought he was cool. The girls were like "wow u listen to a lot of g eazy" I'm like "yeaa hes cool" they're like "dude its not 2017 anymore, he's ok."

And I got up nervously and switched to another playlist I had, it was labeled chill/pop music. And Black Eyed Peas starts playing, i go back to conversate with them, halfway thru the song "I gotta Feeling" one of the girls was like "shhhhh" and shes listening to the song, shes like "Bro what the fuck is this song??" She turns to her friend and was like 'Do u hear this, what song is this it kinda sounds familiar?" The other girl was like "i kidna recognize it, but its really old"


Like the songs or even clothes I wear from time to time get made fun of, it's just all a big adventure to meseeing just how far out of touch with the teens of today I am. I just find it amusing at this point

if a woman questions your music taste the only proper response is "Shut the fuck up, hole."

Also, just listen to music made before twenty years ago or esoteric weird shit theyve never heard and they cant critique you.

 

[Deleted member 14138]

This happened like a week ago on Yubo. I joined an attractive female streamer and she was doing "x for TBH" so I joined and had her do me. After the initial typical catfish accusation I asked for her snap and snapped her proof. She laughed and said "ok I guess you're real dude, but it wasn't even your pics that made me think you were a fake profile. First off your username is 'Bluesky99', like wtf kind of username is that and your profile just says 'Let's go hot tubbing.' " Like dude wtf "And she starts laughing and everyone in the chat joins in roasting me. One guy even chimes in on cue saying "and hes got an android"

Like the username I chose is aspie and my bio is aspie apparently. Like why can't I just naturally make a profile that at least doesn't get roasted. This isnt the first time I have been roasted on my username and bio on Yubo, the teens there rip me apart ngl

Then stop doing it. Thats what I did because im not NT. And my life has now been significantly less frustrating now.

 

[TITUS]

Bluesky99 is the tipical botname that average name generators create. You might be a robot after all.
At this point you are like a grandpa trying to be cool and talk in the "slang" of his grandkids.

 

[Deleted member 7076]

View attachment 1281866amnesia just get some NT pics while partying/ clubbing to look more nt

how much did u drink this night lmao u look wasted but mogger asf model tier photo tbh

 

[TITUS]

No I swear i dont make these stories up.


Everything i do is always slightly off or I get clowned on by younger people. I hung out with an 18 and 19 year old female at the same time over at my apartment and I had some playlist from my computer playing. At first is was G eazy which I like and I thought he was cool. The girls were like "wow u listen to a lot of g eazy" I'm like "yeaa hes cool" they're like "dude its not 2017 anymore, he's ok."

And I got up nervously and switched to another playlist I had, it was labeled chill/pop music. And Black Eyed Peas starts playing, i go back to conversate with them, halfway thru the song "I gotta Feeling" one of the girls was like "shhhhh" and shes listening to the song, shes like "Bro what the fuck is this song??" She turns to her friend and was like 'Do u hear this, what song is this it kinda sounds familiar?" The other girl was like "i kidna recognize it, but its really old"


Like the songs or even clothes I wear from time to time get made fun of, it's just all a big adventure to meseeing just how far out of touch with the teens of today I am. I just find it amusing at this point

Maybe they can tell you are 30+ and they are fucking with you.
Anyways, hire someone to manage your social media so he can get you the fuck appointments while you use your time in more productive things.

 

[Lars]

how much did u drink this night lmao u look wasted but mogger asf model tier photo tbh

View attachment 1282166

not even that much tbh was more fuckedup here

 

[Deleted member 7076]

not even that much tbh was more fuckedup here View attachment 1282182

do u remember that photo being taken

some pics i get sent i have no idea they were taken because i was so drunk lol

 

[Lars]

do u remember that photo being taken

some pics i get sent i have no idea they were taken because i was so drunk lol

hahahah yeah legit bro