Every girl I have fucked I HAVE LIED ABOUT MY AGE

[sorrowfulsad]

Opening - You can skip it tbh:
so when I had my first gf I made myself 3 years younger she was 14-15 I was 19. I was 4 years older than her that bitch DIDNT EVEN KNOW MY REAL NAME I LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING!

Actual Concern:
RIGHT NOW I HAVE THIS PERFECT FUCKING GIRL ON MY DICK I TURN 25 NEXT MONTH SHE BELIEVES I AM 21 !! SHE SAID ITS A PERFECT AGE GAP BECAUSE MUH POWER DYMANIC WHEB OLDER MEN AND SHIT! I ALWAYS DREAM OF A FUTURE WITH A WOMAN AND KIDS AND ALLAT BUT I CANT EVEN ACCEPP MY OWN AGE! HOW CAN I BUILD A FUTURE OUT OF THIS? WHEN I TOLD MY FIRST GF I LIED ABOUT MY AGE WE WERE ON MDMA AND KETAMINE SO OBVIOUSLY SHE DIDNT GIVE A FUCK BUT SHE TRIED TO KILL HERSELF 3 TIMES BECAUSE OF ME JFL

 

[sorrowfulsad]

so how do stop this? do I keed a mushroom trip to guide me? should I stop giving a fuck about the future? shiuld I keep lying about my age and sometimes name? wtf am I supposed to do man

 

[Deleted member 29581]

WE WERE ON MDMA AND KETAMINE SO OBVIOUSLY SHE DIDNT GIVE A FUCK BUT SHE TRIED TO KILL HERSELF 3 TIMES BECAUSE OF ME JFL

Cagefuel asf thread , surprised u are Euro cel tho idk why

 

[Bloatedcelbag]

so how do stop this? do I keed a mushroom trip to guide me? should I stop giving a fuck about the future? shiuld I keep lying about my age and sometimes name? wtf am I supposed to do man

Fuck it do whatever u need to get that pussy. Its a huge competition

 

[sorrowfulsad]

this is what happens when you rot till your 20s and get surgery to fix 'everything'. Im getting more surgeries in 3 months, surely that is the help I need

 

[sorrowfulsad]

Fuck it do whatever u need to get that pussy. Its a huge competition

so I should just lie, get pussy, dont build a future? jfl my seed is never going to reproduce then

 

[WeiWei]

I want to fuck 14yo PAWGs, 14YO is the age of consent in my country. I want a little girlfriend with a phat ass. Nice feet I can sniff after a long hard day. I just want that ass creaming on my dick and smell her stench

 

[Bloatedcelbag]

this is what happens when you rot till your 20s and get surgery to fix 'everything'. Im getting more surgeries in 3 months, surely that is the help I need

What surgeries? This is lookmax after all

 

[sorrowfulsad]

Cagefuel asf thread , surprised u are Euro cel tho idk why

where did I mention Im a euro crl

 

[Bloatedcelbag]

so I should just lie, get pussy, dont build a future? jfl my seed is never going to reproduce then

Well, if its only for a slay then do what u need. If its more long term etc, it will eventually come out. U get me?

 

[EnglandBadman]

Opening - You can skip it tbh:
so when I had my first gf I made myself 3 years younger she was 14-15 I was 19. I was 4 years older than her that bitch DIDNT EVEN KNOW

You gangster

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Its over for you.

She will never meet your parents.

She will never meet your friends.

You will never build a functioning family with her.

She will break up with you.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Try gaslighting her

 

[EnglandBadman]

I want to fuck 14yo PAWGs, 14YO is the age of consent in my country. I want a little girlfriend with a phat ass. Nice feet I can sniff after a long hard day. I just want that ass creaming on my dick and smell her stench

You gotta try while your young or it will never happen

 

[sorrowfulsad]

You gangster
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daddys gotta twinkle

all I wanted was teen love tbh

 

[Deleted member 56664]

so when I had my first gf I made myself 3 years younger she was 14-15 I was 19.

 

[orangomango2003]

It's illegal to say you're 16 when you actually are 19. Even if the age of consent is 14 you can never lie because you abuse your older age. Its called power abuse and is illegal.

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

uber cringe that zoomers are such turbo ageists lmao
a decade ago mfs in their mid 20s would rarely have to lie about their age to pull JB bitches in their late teens

 

[Deleted member 29581]

where did I mention Im a euro crl

Damn, People do MdMA and ket here? Are u on the east coast? I’ve never heard of that Anywhere i’ve been

 

[Deleted member 30037]

JFL you’re 25 not 50 you don’t need to larp to them

 

[New Poster]

just lol if you're not 21 jump streetmaxxing

 

[sorrowfulsad]

JFL you’re 25 not 50 you don’t need to larp to them

I do if I wanna have prime pussy lol

 

[sorrowfulsad]

Damn, People do MdMA and ket here? Are u on the east coast? I’ve never heard of that Anywhere i’ve been

nah Im from europe germany and honestly I was a drug dealer at the time and had all the drugs. I aint even pushed her she wanted to do ket then mdma man I lost my virginity that night while on 6 different drugs and puffin nitrous oxide I should cherish these moments and not mourn them tbh ngl

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

RIGHT NOW I HAVE THIS PERFECT FUCKING GIRL ON MY DICK

 

[anthony111553]

good shit bro

 

[sorrowfulsad]

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nah cause I really did that shit with my first gf

 

[sorrowfulsad]

good shit bro

Im suffering everyday but I gotta lock in

 

[anthony111553]

Im suffering everyday but I gotta lock in

mogger pfp btw

 

[Jamaldickjavontus]

14-15 I was 19. I was 4 years older than her that bitch DIDNT EVEN KNOW MY REAL NAME I LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING!

fucking pedo bastard

 

[Corleone]

Every girl I have fucked I HAVE LIED ABOUT MY AGE and that bitch DIDNT EVEN KNOW MY REAL NAME I LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING!​

Nice another fellow name-, race- and age-fraudster.

 

[Corleone]

She will never meet your parents.

She will never meet your friends.

You will never build a functioning family with her.

You could have stopped after the first sentence, no need to rub it in.

She will break up with you.

Jokes on you, the moment they get suspicious I make up some fake drama, dump them and vanish like I never even existed.

 

[shalomnigga]

Opening - You can skip it tbh:
so when I had my first gf I made myself 3 years younger she was 14-15 I was 19. I was 4 years older than her that bitch DIDNT EVEN KNOW MY REAL NAME I LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING!

Actual Concern:
RIGHT NOW I HAVE THIS PERFECT FUCKING GIRL ON MY DICK I TURN 25 NEXT MONTH SHE BELIEVES I AM 21 !! SHE SAID ITS A PERFECT AGE GAP BECAUSE MUH POWER DYMANIC WHEB OLDER MEN AND SHIT! I ALWAYS DREAM OF A FUTURE WITH A WOMAN AND KIDS AND ALLAT BUT I CANT EVEN ACCEPP MY OWN AGE! HOW CAN I BUILD A FUTURE OUT OF THIS? WHEN I TOLD MY FIRST GF I LIED ABOUT MY AGE WE WERE ON MDMA AND KETAMINE SO OBVIOUSLY SHE DIDNT GIVE A FUCK BUT SHE TRIED TO KILL HERSELF 3 TIMES BECAUSE OF ME JFL

u tried lsd before and if so do u think it was worth it?

 

[sorrowfulsad]

Its over for you.

She will never meet your parents.

She will never meet your friends.

You will never build a functioning family with her.

She will break up with you.

yeah but I can still get pussy so it's whatever Im going to lie till she brakes up and then feel bad but before that Im going all in

 

[sportsmogger]

It's illegal to say you're 16 when you actually are 19. Even if the age of consent is 14 you can never lie because you abuse your older age. Its called power abuse and is illegal.

He doesn't give a shit nor does his country, I think OP lives in some shitty europoor country

 

[Xtra]

I want to fuck 14yo PAWGs, 14YO is the age of consent in my country. I want a little girlfriend with a phat ass. Nice feet I can sniff after a long hard day. I just want that ass creaming on my dick and smell her stench

You gotta try while your young or it will never happen

But no one on this site is 14 so it’s not like we are getting that ever

 

[sorrowfulsad]

He doesn't give a shit nor does his country, I think OP lives in some shitty europoor country

germany but yeah nothing I did was illegal, just morally wrong I guess

 

[sorrowfulsad]

age. Its called power abuse and is illegal

'muh power dynamics' bruh show me where that shit is illegal in germany and show me how one would actually get sentenced. nothing I did was illegal and even it if was at the end of the day I can always say 'shes lying she knew I was 5 years older!' so whatever

 

[Alt Number 3]

It’s about how old u look bro

 

[sorrowfulsad]

It’s about how old u look bro

if it wasnt for my hairline I could legit look 17. funny thing is my hairline never changed after 15 years old but Im not risking it lol

 

[Entschuldigung]

 

[Alt Number 3]

if it wasnt for my hairline I could legit look 17. funny thing is my hairline never changed after 15 years old but Im not risking it lol

Are u on tret and doing skincare

 

[sorrowfulsad]

yo let me take some ketamine and chill in a hot tub real quick

 

[sorrowfulsad]

Are u on tret and doing skincare

nah I used to but I stopped I use peoples opinions to give me these stats, my friend circle right now is around 16-20 and everyone reacted crazy when I said Im 24

 

[BowlCutMogger]

so when I had my first gf I made myself 3 years younger she was 14-15 I was 19. I was 4 years older than her

i got brutally harassed when i was 17-18 with a 15 year old. it was a 2 year and 3 month age gap and i still get called a pedophile to this day...

 

[sorrowfulsad]

i got brutally harassed when i was 17-18 with a 15 year old. it was a 2 year and 3 month age gap and i still get called a pedophile to this day...

who calls you pedophile lmao

 

[User28823]

I want to fuck 14yo PAWGs, 14YO is the age of consent in my country. I want a little girlfriend with a phat ass. Nice feet I can sniff after a long hard day. I just want that ass creaming on my dick and smell her stench

least perverted feet fetishizer

 

[BowlCutMogger]

who calls you pedophile lmao

Currys and ltn whites at school

 

[Tr0ubLe]

Nice trick. Imma use it on jbs.
It really is how old u look so keep frauding no worries

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

just lol if you're not 21 jump streetmaxxing

Lmao I never thought about how creepy that shit was. Jew Jonah pulling JB stacy lmao

 

[ReinhardRacist]

Chad kys