every looksmax.org VIP sale be like:

[Toddricus]

EMERGENCY ALERT: THE ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY FINAL VIP SALE OF THE MONTH!

Listen up. It's August. You know what that means. We've dusted off the sacred sales template and changed the month. So let's all pretend to be shocked by our most groundbreaking, earth-shattering VIP deal yet!

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Use code DEJAVU50 at checkout to claim your discount.

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[esoterik]

well, tbf, master is a black jew, it makes him extra greedy and impulsive, he needs it

 

[Toddricus]

well, tbf, master is a black jew, it makes him extra greedy and impulsive, he needs it

Bro servers for sites like this cost a lot to host

 

[Arzenic]

JFL

Still bought that shit