Every man needs to jack off before making an important decision

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Imagine you explore a cave with 2 of your friends. All of you go inside and find a lamp. One of you rubs it presuming it’s like Alladin, but instead, an evil creature comes out of it and says “only one of your friends can live.” All that stress combined with not knowing who to choose would be a prime time to get that post nut clarity and choose who lives correctly.
 
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it doesn’t make a difference whether you do or don’t
 
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it doesn’t make a difference whether you do or don’t
But what if when I’m jacking off I remember something horrible my friend did, or the contrary, something outstanding he did. It all ties together bro, believe it
 
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true
 
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depends on how long u havent jerked off for
 
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IMG 7162

That’s why you must not jerk off until the time is right
 
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