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CelestialEmpire

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average height: 5'10
average new england WASP boarding school elite: 6'8.5
some random indian immigrant from a mud hut in mumbai living in the slums of LA whos appearing in the census for the first time ever: 5'1

average IQ: 95
average new england WASP boarding school elite: 155
some random somalian "refugee" in minnesota whos marrying his sister: 54

average income: $70k
average new england WASP boarding school elite: $5.5 mil
some random mexican barely legal construction worker making $6/hour in cash nailing shingles to roofs: $22k
 
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Obsessed with wasp
 
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Like Aussieland isnt a failed state like Canada
 
I'm 7'2 330lbs lean WASP
 
larp of doom and despair
Gng I went thru your post history for a few minutes and already found 30 larps

How you change your height everyday

I'm not gonna make an evisceration thread on you though, you can keep larping.
 
Gng I went thru your post history for a few minutes and already found 30 larps

How you change your height everyday

I'm not gonna make an evisceration thread on you though, you can keep larping.
im 6'5.5 235lb ive never claimed otherwise retar
 
Obsessed with wasp
NIGGA WASP ELITE SUPREMACY YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!

HEIL WASPS FROM SOUTH EAST ASIA AND MUMBAI NIGGA! WASPS WILL INHERIT HITLER AND THE GALAXY, FUCK THOSE GAY ASIATIC JEWRMANS BTW

Wasps are an elite hyper-race manifesting the galactic empire from back in time, created by an alien deity that started the sumerian civilization, and ever since then the superior WASPs have used their slaves (jews) to conquer all the subraces and nuke the shitskin inferiors
 
I'm 7'2 330lbs lean WASP
My dad (8ft5 420lbs 8% bf 67 inch bideltoid D1 college rugby player 5mil$ per year JP morgan trust fund manager elite WASP) embarrased himself and Me (9ft7 530lbs 7% bf 89 inch bidelt D1 college rugby player 10mil$ per year JP morgan board of directors elite WASP selected embryo) in the gym by being too tall
 
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average height: 5'10
average new england WASP boarding school elite: 6'8.5
some random indian immigrant from a mud hut in mumbai living in the slums of LA whos appearing in the census for the first time ever: 5'1

average IQ: 95
average new england WASP boarding school elite: 155
some random somalian "refugee" in minnesota whos marrying his sister: 54

average income: $70k
average new england WASP boarding school elite: $5.5 mil
some random mexican barely legal construction worker making $6/hour in cash nailing shingles to roofs: $22k
FUCKING WASP
 
My dad (8ft5 420lbs 8% bf 67 inch bideltoid D1 college rugby player 5mil$ per year JP morgan trust fund manager elite WASP) embarrased himself and Me (9ft7 530lbs 7% bf 89 inch bidelt D1 college rugby player 10mil$ per year JP morgan board of directors elite WASP selected embryo) in the gym by being too tall
then he tripped on a subhuman shitskin and his shirt went up and showed his abs which wet all the JBs, so embarrassing
 
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My dad (8ft5 420lbs 8% bf 67 inch bideltoid D1 college rugby player 5mil$ per year JP morgan trust fund manager elite WASP) embarrased himself and Me (9ft7 530lbs 7% bf 89 inch bidelt D1 college rugby player 10mil$ per year JP morgan board of directors elite WASP selected embryo) in the gym by being too tall
Bruh you mogged me

My cousin mogs you tho (he's 9'8 700lbs Manhattan penthouse trust fund $1,400,000,000 net worth jock lean WASP light brown hair blue eyes)
 
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Could have been a generational post if there was a fourth part about average penis size
 
Shut the fuck up dalit
 
Could have been a generational post if there was a fourth part about average penis size
yep in my elite WASP JP Morgan college frat house we all know each other by bidelt width and dick length, nobody memorizes actual names

What about your elite WASP JP Morgan college frat house?
 
I embarrassed myself on snapchat by accidentally posting me fucking a 5ft4 irish ginger stacylite daughter of a JP morgan board of directors member
 

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