Every user shall get together and witchhunt Marquis.

Poisonpunk3

Poisonpunk3

Hypocrisy is man's best weapon and worst foe.
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Fuck this bitchass forum, it's always down. We should hunt the Shekel-collector with torches and when we find him, stick a log up his ass and turn him upside down, the way Vlad impaled the Ottomans, just worse. :soy:
 
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There's a special place in hell for @Master.
 
We should throw axes at his windows, maybe we'll hit his head.
 
We should teach him what an arsonist is.
 
We should film the decapitation of his family, burn it on a CD, and mail it to his ass. No, post it directly on his profile.
 
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We should kidnap his cheeks, wrap a plastic bag around his head and throw him into a pit of sharks from a flying helicopter.
 
We should take a chainsaw, clip him on a board, and lauch it like playing with darts.
 
We should tear his limbs and sell them.
 
We should nail his skull to a church bell, and hit that shit with a crane-boulder a few times.
 
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We should hang him at the American-Mexican border as a sign of rebellion.
 
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We should use his blood to paint his apartment red and send it to the feds.
 
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We should force him to make VIP free before blowing a .22 in his head.
 
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We should plant ovaries inside of him and cut off his dick and balls and feed them to him. Afterwards he'll get pounded by a few black cocks, which'll leave him pregnant. Lastly, sign an NDA, which takes his abortion-rights away. When the child gets born, strap him to a chair and make him scroll through org. for the rest of his life so he ends up like the mess of his father.
 
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We should all spit in his coffee.
 
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We should pull his eyes from his sockets and step on them.
 
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We should carve lines on his skin to make him remember every second .org went offline.
 
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We should make him count the days until we'll publicly force his neck under the guillotine, but he isn't allowed to know when that day comes.
 
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We should force a crowbar down his throat and pull his guts out altogether.
 
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We should chain his asshole in counter-directions and pull on them with SUV's, so his ass just rips.
 
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We should all make a line, and everyone's got 5 seconds with him, 5 seconds to brutally beat him up with a hammer.
 
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We should make a hunting party, and let the hounds hunt his ass in a forest. But he'll get a 10 second head start.
 
We should chain him up in an asylum so he becomes so gone mentally, he'll just rip the skin off his flesh himself.
 
We should freeze-dry his arms and fingers, and lastly his dick.
 
We should cut fat from his cheeks and feed them to the bears.
 
We should send him back to the past and make him fight a gladiator bare-handed.
 
We should tie him around a dead tree and light him up with flamethrowers.
 
We should throw him into the vast ocean, and this time, we'll hunt him down with harpoons.
 
We should make him snort lines until overdose.
 
Real!! I had to go HALF of my day without an Incel forum i cant stand this shit cant even LDAR in the big 25
 
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what did this guy do to u
 
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all the vip money goes straight to kfc :feelsbadman:
 
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We should clog up his microwave, so the next time this imbecile wants to heat up his chicken, it'll explode in his fucking face.
 
We should create clones of him, tie each one to a different Israelian nuke and then send them all across the Middle East.
 
We should drown him in the sewers and make the rats feast on his body.
 
We should frame him for homicide and then stab him in prison.
 
But all of this should happen only in Minecraft, cuz' I love you @Master.
 

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