Everyone can get laid

[Thetic]

Why waste thousands coping with surgery when you could just buy a “cabinet” on wayfair. It will last you a life time as long as you feed it and you never have to worry about getting laid ever again.

 

[needsolution]

what?

 

[Deleted member 4430]

 

[Kenickie]

The most satisfying part of sex is making the girl lust for you and scream 'FUCK ME HARDER DADDY'.

Escorts are no more satisfying than drinking booze, in fact if you drank booze you'd probably benefit more JFL

 

[improover]

jfl @ believing this conspiracy

 

[hairyballscel]

what?

cabinet = jb

 

[needsolution]

cabinet = jb

it sounds like some pedo and illegal shit


dear feds i disconnect myself from this thread and everything what was said here... im model citizen.

 

[Mouthbreath]

The most satisfying part of sex is making the girl lust for you and scream 'FUCK ME HARDER DADDY'.

Escorts are no more satisfying than drinking booze, in fact if you drank booze you'd probably benefit more JFL

Joseph Fritzl maxing is an option tbh, there is this phenomenon where the victim becomes attached to his abductor, and if you have high enough test levels plus dicksize I'd say you can get that even if you look like the hunchback from notre dame.

 

[Deleted member 8576]

cabinet = jb

Welcome to the watchlist. Nigga.

 

[Vitruvian]

I want a cabinet for my island

 

[hairyballscel]

it sounds like some pedo and illegal shit


dear feds i disconnect myself from this thread and everything what was said here... im model citizen.

look up the wayfair conspiracy theory, its a known thing

 

[hairyballscel]

Welcome to the watchlist. Nigga.

dear feds i disconnect myself from this thread and everything what was said here... im model citizen.

 

[yukon-cel]

The most satisfying part of sex is making the girl lust for you and scream 'FUCK ME HARDER DADDY'.

THIS^