midface crisis
Andreas Lubitz Dermatologist
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Hello all fans! As I hope you already know, it is my birthday today... have proof right here in dms if you want. I expect proof of your generosity and loyalty in the form of expensive gifts, none with a value under $900!
Exclusive gifts and even cash can be delivered straight to my home at 456 Poplar Avenue in Memphis. I can accept your gifts at any time of the day or night (I am unemployed right now because my day program shut down!)
I’m a non sexhaver so if you can offer those services that would be deeply appreciated (I don’t engage in fag activities so I except you to lend me your girlfriend for the night) which would also bring down the gift price down from 900$ to 650$. can also show you where you can park the semi truck if you have that kind of cargo! (You'll have to cover the parking fee yourselves)
@Gengar’s Ghost I know you have cash laying around, stop being a cheapskate and give back to the community
Exclusive gifts and even cash can be delivered straight to my home at 456 Poplar Avenue in Memphis. I can accept your gifts at any time of the day or night (I am unemployed right now because my day program shut down!)
I’m a non sexhaver so if you can offer those services that would be deeply appreciated (I don’t engage in fag activities so I except you to lend me your girlfriend for the night) which would also bring down the gift price down from 900$ to 650$. can also show you where you can park the semi truck if you have that kind of cargo! (You'll have to cover the parking fee yourselves)
@Gengar’s Ghost I know you have cash laying around, stop being a cheapskate and give back to the community
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