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Dickfishing is faking the size of your wittle pecker to attract a cumpire.
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Nonetheless, cockfishing is in contrast to and akin to chadfishing, which is not showing up for a date and then ghosting her later. Ha ha, you made her waste her time and probably money on an expensive Uber. But with cockfishing, you do show up, but in a place where she can't touch you!
Yet there is one strict requirement: You must be a Chad. No way around it. You also have to have a big dick.
Cockfishing
Suppose you make a date at Rooster's Bar & Grill downtown. There is a balcony on the second floor that is not part of the restaurant. It's a hotel. But to get to it, you have to walk around the block. You will be on the balcony, shirtless. I advise you to pump up the merchandise beforehand. Build up those muscles! Tell her to meet you at the entrance to Roosters, which is under the balcony.
When she arrives, get her attention. She'll look up and pout. She'll demand to know how she can get up there. Don't say anything, but flex inconspicuously. She'll continue to frown. This is when you pull out the cock. Wiggle it like you're fishing. "Here, roastie, roastie, roastie!" Tease her with mockery, "Who wants the big dick? Who wants the big dick?"
At this point, she will freak out and pull at her hair in distress. She'll panic and try to climb the wall like Spider-Man. Eventually, she will realize that the way up is around the corner and go there. Run!
HA HA, roastie got smoked again!
Think twice before dickfishing a Stacy - A-MUST-A READ!!
As everyone on planet Earth's aware, women only desire monstrous dicks. Anything less, she'll compromise for her survival convenience or reputation among her social class. But if a man isn't required for better survival, a big dick is always a must. This rule applies to all adult women. If a...
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Nonetheless, cockfishing is in contrast to and akin to chadfishing, which is not showing up for a date and then ghosting her later. Ha ha, you made her waste her time and probably money on an expensive Uber. But with cockfishing, you do show up, but in a place where she can't touch you!
Yet there is one strict requirement: You must be a Chad. No way around it. You also have to have a big dick.
Cockfishing
Suppose you make a date at Rooster's Bar & Grill downtown. There is a balcony on the second floor that is not part of the restaurant. It's a hotel. But to get to it, you have to walk around the block. You will be on the balcony, shirtless. I advise you to pump up the merchandise beforehand. Build up those muscles! Tell her to meet you at the entrance to Roosters, which is under the balcony.
When she arrives, get her attention. She'll look up and pout. She'll demand to know how she can get up there. Don't say anything, but flex inconspicuously. She'll continue to frown. This is when you pull out the cock. Wiggle it like you're fishing. "Here, roastie, roastie, roastie!" Tease her with mockery, "Who wants the big dick? Who wants the big dick?"
At this point, she will freak out and pull at her hair in distress. She'll panic and try to climb the wall like Spider-Man. Eventually, she will realize that the way up is around the corner and go there. Run!
HA HA, roastie got smoked again!
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