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My friend was so awful at sex that his gf made fun out of his dick next to him
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Idk if some of you even remember me or my previous shitty threads, but in a short story I tend to hangout with retards and most of my friends are subhuman iq gymcels.

So back then I used to play 8ball regularly in local bars/game rooms and I got idea to make some sort of group that will go with me there, so we could train regularly and become better because I always were bringing random friends that never played before or I were going alone. Since all my good friends lives far away from me then I decided to take some retards from gym, my gf and her best friend.

Introducing my gymcel friends to my gf's friend

Generally that wasn't a good idea cuz all of them were awful at playing and only my gf was somehow decent. They were so bad at it that I literally thought they would kill themselves with that stick, but that ain't important part, important part is my gf's best friend. She immediately got attention from both of those dudes from gym. One is khhv 22yo sub5 dude and other is just tall mtn. For the whole time they tried to "flirt" with her. My gf catched that and she know how to use simps so she proposed that it would be really nice that they will pay for our game "since you guys know, men usually pay for their girls" but both of them are brokecels so everyone had to pay for themselves :lul:.

After some time that bestie decided to go out with that tallcel but she was too scared to ask him out so I messaged that nigga and told him whole situation and told him to ask her out (cuz he fell in love with her), but that fucking retad was too high inhibit to ask her out LITERALLY 100% SUCCESS CHANCE. He managed to ask her out 2 days later and then they went to some park or cafe or some shit.

Another retard larping as slayer

At the next week he told me that he had over 7 girls and 15 sexual partners in total and he is wonderful at sex and I was like
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Next week so they were together for like 2 weeks that dude asked me the most dumbest fucking question that sane human can possibly ask. With dead serious eyes he asked me if I can fucking lend him my room for one night so he can slay her (if some of you remember my previous posts then you guys will know that I live with 2 other people). I told him "dude... there's other people at my apartment, why won't you do that in your house or in the car or even at her place wtf" and basically he was too high inhibit to do it when parents are at home or in the car because someone could see them :lul:

Even my gf was worried because her friend never had bf before and she will lose her virginity in first weeks of her first relationship ever. (Me and my gf were both virgins and we done that after 2-3 months of relationship). Her friend agree to his propose and they planned to do it anyway.
Dude deadass booked whole hotel room to just do that :lul:

Sexy time and making fun out of his dick

Okay and here's the most funniest and blackpilled part of the story. My gf was with me and she is constantly in contact with her bestie, so when we were both lying on the bed she got notification from bestie and told me that she's already done. I was curious what happend because my gf will obviously tell me everything. I could see her dissapointed face and she covered her mouth after few messages. I couldn't read messages cuz both of them speak in cyrylic and understand shit.

So basically she told me that he couldn't get erection for like 2 hours and after he managed to do that his dick was small. Since I felt bad for him I spew some copes like it was cold or he was stressed etc. But she told me that his dick size was 1/3 of size of her dildo. First my thought was that she is using some dragon dildo and her expectations are too high but she corrected me that she have regular size of like 18-19cm. Then we both sit in silence and were making fun of his dick :lul:.

Then comes the blackpilled part after few messages that bestie send voice message, and it was from her bf and he was just telling me something about gym (he knew I was with my gf). I was like hold on... wait... is that retard next to her? My gf said yes. So she is telling US about HIS small dick while he is literally next to him?? And my gf laughed and said haha yes. I was like nahhh what the hell :blackpill:

Days after

After that act her bestie was mad at him for 3 days straight cuz she was so hyped for that and she couldn't even get orgasm, what's worse she told us that she couldn't feel shit at all :lul:

What's worse is that my gf told me that her bestie could be pregnant because that retard bought too big condoms and it slipped off during sex and she noticed after he came :lul:
They were scared for damn whole week but pregnacy test showed nothing.

Also after few more days he told me personally that he will go somewhere far for summer job so he is worried that he will find better person and he will cheat on her or his gf will find someone and she will cheat on him. I jokingly said "if I were you I would only worry about the second one" :lul:

Later rest of group knew about that and without him knowing that we were making fun of him by giving him smaller/shorter things compared to us, like ordering him small portion of fries or giving him sawed-off shotgun while playing shooting games. yall got idea anyway.
 
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Dnr
 
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tagging you homie @fogdart
 
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I'll rep for effort but nobody is reading a story about your friends dick.
 
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how did you even nerd reacted to that wtf
 
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I'll rep for effort but nobody is reading a story about your friends dick.
I literally wasted 10 mins of my life because one nigga on org wanted hear another shit ass story from my life
 
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Dnrd :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
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Shoulda compressed this shit and posted in 26 font. But I'll read it
 
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He shouldnt have bragged
 
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jfl why this "virgin" whore had a dildo, she probably broke her hymen with it disgusting
 
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Ropefuel
 
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jfl why this "virgin" whore had a dildo, she probably broke her hymen with it disgusting
I agree why would a virgin have a dildo? Lol anyway dick pill is brutal
 
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He shouldnt have bragged
Yeah but these cunts are the fakest ppl
Who talks like that behind a guy’s back, that’s feminine behaviour, they should be sticking up for him

I feel so bad for that guy
 
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FOR DNR RETARDS
My friend was so awful at sex that his gf made fun out of his dick next to him
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Idk if some of you even remember me or my previous shitty threads, but in a short story I tend to hangout with retards and most of my friends are subhuman iq gymcels.

So back then I used to play 8ball regularly in local bars/game rooms and I got idea to make some sort of group that will go with me there, so we could train regularly and become better because I always were bringing random friends that never played before or I were going alone. Since all my good friends lives far away from me then I decided to take some retards from gym, my gf and her best friend.

Introducing my gymcel friends to my gf's friend

Generally that wasn't a good idea cuz all of them were awful at playing and only my gf was somehow decent. They were so bad at it that I literally thought they would kill themselves with that stick, but that ain't important part, important part is my gf's best friend. She immediately got attention from both of those dudes from gym. One is khhv 22yo sub5 dude and other is just tall mtn. For the whole time they tried to "flirt" with her. My gf catched that and she know how to use simps so she proposed that it would be really nice that they will pay for our game "since you guys know, men usually pay for their girls" but both of them are brokecels so everyone had to pay for themselves :lul:.

After some time that bestie decided to go out with that tallcel but she was too scared to ask him out so I messaged that nigga and told him whole situation and told him to ask her out (cuz he fell in love with her), but that fucking retad was too high inhibit to ask her out LITERALLY 100% SUCCESS CHANCE. He managed to ask her out 2 days later and then they went to some park or cafe or some shit.

Another retard larping as slayer

At the next week he told me that he had over 7 girls and 15 sexual partners in total and he is wonderful at sex and I was like
View attachment 3708646
Next week so they were together for like 2 weeks that dude asked me the most dumbest fucking question that sane human can possibly ask. With dead serious eyes he asked me if I can fucking lend him my room for one night so he can slay her (if some of you remember my previous posts then you guys will know that I live with 2 other people). I told him "dude... there's other people at my apartment, why won't you do that in your house or in the car or even at her place wtf" and basically he was too high inhibit to do it when parents are at home or in the car because someone could see them :lul:

Even my gf was worried because her friend never had bf before and she will lose her virginity in first weeks of her first relationship ever. (Me and my gf were both virgins and we done that after 2-3 months of relationship). Her friend agree to his propose and they planned to do it anyway.
Dude deadass booked whole hotel room to just do that :lul:

Sexy time and making fun out of his dick

Okay and here's the most funniest and blackpilled part of the story. My gf was with me and she is constantly in contact with her bestie, so when we were both lying on the bed she got notification from bestie and told me that she's already done. I was curious what happend because my gf will obviously tell me everything. I could see her dissapointed face and she covered her mouth after few messages. I couldn't read messages cuz both of them speak in cyrylic and understand shit.

So basically she told me that he couldn't get erection for like 2 hours and after he managed to do that his dick was small. Since I felt bad for him I spew some copes like it was cold or he was stressed etc. But she told me that his dick size was 1/3 of size of her dildo. First my thought was that she is using some dragon dildo and her expectations are too high but she corrected me that she have regular size of like 18-19cm. Then we both sit in silence and were making fun of his dick :lul:.

Then comes the blackpilled part after few messages that bestie send voice message, and it was from her bf and he was just telling me something about gym (he knew I was with my gf). I was like hold on... wait... is that retard next to her? My gf said yes. So she is telling US about HIS small dick while he is literally next to him?? And my gf laughed and said haha yes. I was like nahhh what the hell :blackpill:

Days after

After that act her bestie was mad at him for 3 days straight cuz she was so hyped for that and she couldn't even get orgasm, what's worse she told us that she couldn't feel shit at all :lul:

What's worse is that my gf told me that her bestie could be pregnant because that retard bought too big condoms and it slipped off during sex and she noticed after he came :lul:
They were scared for damn whole week but pregnacy test showed nothing.

Also after few more days he told me personally that he will go somewhere far for summer job so he is worried that he will find better person and he will cheat on her or his gf will find someone and she will cheat on him. I jokingly said "if I were you I would only worry about the second one" :lul:

Later rest of group knew about that and without him knowing that we were making fun of him by giving him smaller/shorter things compared to us, like ordering him small portion of fries or giving him sawed-off shotgun while playing shooting games. yall got idea anyway.
Dnr, you're the friend :lul::lul::lul:
 
Yeah but these cunts are the fakest ppl
Who talks like that behind a guy’s back, that’s feminine behaviour, they should be sticking up for him

I feel so bad for that guy
but I don't feel bad. Should shut his mouth about being slayer and having high sex drive
 
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but I don't feel bad. Should shut his mouth about being slayer and having high sex drive
So what let him cope, and he can still have a high sex drive despite small dick
Tbh a virgin shoving 8 inch dildos in her pussy will likely never be pleased by anybody

And finally, you know what goes around comes around.. everytime you didn’t satisfy your girl, she definitely told and laughed at you with her friends.
Women are who they surround themselves with. The exact carbon copies of their own friends
 
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Atleast he’s having sex
 
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And finally, you know what goes around comes around.. everytime you didn’t satisfy your girl, she definitely told and laughed at you with her friends.
Women are who they surround themselves with. The exact carbon copies of their own friends
Damn... looks I have nothing to worry about then :lul:
 
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friend of the year right here
Im not a "friend" that dude likes me but I don't like him. I even give signals that I don't like him but that autist think he is main character.
 
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Im not a "friend" that dude likes me but I don't like him. I even give signals that I don't like him but that autist think he is main character.
thats still fucked to do even for someone who isnt a friend

fuck man you really cant trust normies
 
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fuck that shit aside this is a brutal story

give some updates abt the guys reaction to all this is u can
 
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thats still fucked to do even for someone who isnt a friend

fuck man you really cant trust normies
well at first I tried to defend him somehow but then literally his gf started making fun out of him so I just joined with flow.

Also I thought that if he can't catch my hints of me not liking him then maybe I will just tell him that he is annoying and I hate him. He will leave me, my gf and other friends in peace.
 
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fuck that shit aside this is a brutal story

give some updates abt the guys reaction to all this is u can
He plans to throw a party in some garden or whatever. He even invited my gf over there but we both rejected his invitation. If I heard correctly then he plans to invite over 10 people there.
 
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He plans to throw a party in some garden or whatever. He even invited my gf over there but we both rejected his invitation. If I heard correctly then he plans to invite over 10 people there.
tbh this guy still life mogs me hard, but for some reason I cant help but feel bad for the dude
 
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tbh this guy still life mogs me hard, but for some reason I cant help but feel bad for the dude
Honestly it's not that hard to gain new circle of friends. He is a redpilled Andrew Tate fan and he is unaware of his actions and he basically found people with similiar mindset to his.
 
Dickpill is the most brutal out there, imagine doing all the hard work just to drop ur pants and have a foid laugh at you. Fortunately I never had to deal with it and I don’t think it applies if you’re 5 - 7”. Your buddy must have had 4” or less, she should’ve chosen the manlet instead lol
 
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How tall is your friend and what is his race?
 
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brutal
 
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Go give him a hand(job) to make him feel better I guess idk
 
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Dickpill is the most brutal out there, imagine doing all the hard work just to drop ur pants and have a foid laugh at you. Fortunately I never had to deal with it and I don’t think it applies if you’re 5 - 7”. Your buddy must have had 4” or less, she should’ve chosen the manlet instead lol
if you have 5in I think the girl would very well find you small
even 6in if you don't have a good girth (6x4 for example)
 
Dickpill is the most brutal out there, imagine doing all the hard work just to drop ur pants and have a foid laugh at you. Fortunately I never had to deal with it and I don’t think it applies if you’re 5 - 7”. Your buddy must have had 4” or less, she should’ve chosen the manlet instead lol
Nigger stop grouping 7 inches with 5 inches it’s a completely different fucking reality
 
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if you have 5in I think the girl would very well find you small
even 6in if you don't have a good girth (6x4 for example)
The most popular dildo is 6x5
 
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FOR DNR RETARDS
My friend was so awful at sex that his gf made fun out of his dick next to him
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Idk if some of you even remember me or my previous shitty threads, but in a short story I tend to hangout with retards and most of my friends are subhuman iq gymcels.

So back then I used to play 8ball regularly in local bars/game rooms and I got idea to make some sort of group that will go with me there, so we could train regularly and become better because I always were bringing random friends that never played before or I were going alone. Since all my good friends lives far away from me then I decided to take some retards from gym, my gf and her best friend.

Introducing my gymcel friends to my gf's friend

Generally that wasn't a good idea cuz all of them were awful at playing and only my gf was somehow decent. They were so bad at it that I literally thought they would kill themselves with that stick, but that ain't important part, important part is my gf's best friend. She immediately got attention from both of those dudes from gym. One is khhv 22yo sub5 dude and other is just tall mtn. For the whole time they tried to "flirt" with her. My gf catched that and she know how to use simps so she proposed that it would be really nice that they will pay for our game "since you guys know, men usually pay for their girls" but both of them are brokecels so everyone had to pay for themselves :lul:.

After some time that bestie decided to go out with that tallcel but she was too scared to ask him out so I messaged that nigga and told him whole situation and told him to ask her out (cuz he fell in love with her), but that fucking retad was too high inhibit to ask her out LITERALLY 100% SUCCESS CHANCE. He managed to ask her out 2 days later and then they went to some park or cafe or some shit.

Another retard larping as slayer

At the next week he told me that he had over 7 girls and 15 sexual partners in total and he is wonderful at sex and I was like
View attachment 3708646
Next week so they were together for like 2 weeks that dude asked me the most dumbest fucking question that sane human can possibly ask. With dead serious eyes he asked me if I can fucking lend him my room for one night so he can slay her (if some of you remember my previous posts then you guys will know that I live with 2 other people). I told him "dude... there's other people at my apartment, why won't you do that in your house or in the car or even at her place wtf" and basically he was too high inhibit to do it when parents are at home or in the car because someone could see them :lul:

Even my gf was worried because her friend never had bf before and she will lose her virginity in first weeks of her first relationship ever. (Me and my gf were both virgins and we done that after 2-3 months of relationship). Her friend agree to his propose and they planned to do it anyway.
Dude deadass booked whole hotel room to just do that :lul:

Sexy time and making fun out of his dick

Okay and here's the most funniest and blackpilled part of the story. My gf was with me and she is constantly in contact with her bestie, so when we were both lying on the bed she got notification from bestie and told me that she's already done. I was curious what happend because my gf will obviously tell me everything. I could see her dissapointed face and she covered her mouth after few messages. I couldn't read messages cuz both of them speak in cyrylic and understand shit.

So basically she told me that he couldn't get erection for like 2 hours and after he managed to do that his dick was small. Since I felt bad for him I spew some copes like it was cold or he was stressed etc. But she told me that his dick size was 1/3 of size of her dildo. First my thought was that she is using some dragon dildo and her expectations are too high but she corrected me that she have regular size of like 18-19cm. Then we both sit in silence and were making fun of his dick :lul:.

Then comes the blackpilled part after few messages that bestie send voice message, and it was from her bf and he was just telling me something about gym (he knew I was with my gf). I was like hold on... wait... is that retard next to her? My gf said yes. So she is telling US about HIS small dick while he is literally next to him?? And my gf laughed and said haha yes. I was like nahhh what the hell :blackpill:

Days after

After that act her bestie was mad at him for 3 days straight cuz she was so hyped for that and she couldn't even get orgasm, what's worse she told us that she couldn't feel shit at all :lul:

What's worse is that my gf told me that her bestie could be pregnant because that retard bought too big condoms and it slipped off during sex and she noticed after he came :lul:
They were scared for damn whole week but pregnacy test showed nothing.

Also after few more days he told me personally that he will go somewhere far for summer job so he is worried that he will find better person and he will cheat on her or his gf will find someone and she will cheat on him. I jokingly said "if I were you I would only worry about the second one" :lul:

Later rest of group knew about that and without him knowing that we were making fun of him by giving him smaller/shorter things compared to us, like ordering him small portion of fries or giving him sawed-off shotgun while playing shooting games. yall got idea anyway.
If i was him id just unfriend all of u guys
 
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its all fun and games till your bitch will do the same thing to you...
 
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Later rest of group knew about that and without him knowing that we were making fun of him by giving him smaller/shorter things compared to us, like ordering him small portion of fries or giving him sawed-off shotgun while playing shooting games. yall got idea anyway.
i miss having friends, doing jokes like these (not specifically dick jokes) were always fun asf
 
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