Everyone needs a Lester

[Vermilioncore]

Imagine having Lester in your phone contacts at all times. You can go around killing bitches left and right like Jason Vorhees and then go hide somewhere and call Lester to remove your Stars and then you’re an innocent man all over again, then you can go home eat some pizza and jerk off to the memory

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Gta5 aint real life jit☝

 

[Vermilioncore]

Gta5 aint real life jit☝

why not?

 

[Dr. Bludy]

why not?

Cause use ur brain you midwit aaaah hillbilly

 

[Vermilioncore]

Cause use ur brain you midwit aaaah hillbilly

Hang on I’m using it.



Aha!!!!

It isn’t real because it is a fictional video game based in the city of Los Angeles, CA and all likeness of characters is a mere coincidence

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Hang on I’m using it.



Aha!!!!

It isn’t real because it is a fictional video game based in the city of Los Angeles, CA and all likeness of characters is a mere coincidence

Yep thats it
(What an Idiot...)

 

[Deleted member 21824]

then that nigga makes u do weird ass jobs for him and takes all ur fucking money

 

[Vermilioncore]

then that nigga makes u do weird ass jobs for him and takes all ur fucking money

Then I do a glitch so his character is standing there like a NPC and I gun his bitch ass down. Boyz N The hood type shit innit

 

[Deleted member 23558]

It isn’t real because it is a fictional video game based in the city of Los Angeles, CA and all likeness of characters is a mere coincidence

It’ll always be real to me dammit

 

[Deleted member 21824]

Then I do a glitch so his character is standing there like a NPC and I gun his bitch ass down. Boyz N The hood type shit innit

Then i install that one hot coffee mod and use director mode and fuck lester using michael while Trevor jerking off on his teddy bear in the corner

 

[Mik]

And then out yourself on looksmax. Get ready for a Rico buddy