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It pisses me the fuck off seeing dumbass threads saying shit like "buh KHHV" "muh incel" "I cant have sex saar im too ugly".
You want to know why ltns aren't incels even if they're completely retarded? Because if they put in enough effort, they can have sex no matter what.
None of you are true incels if you own a car, license, shovel, and live within 4 hours of a graveyard.
Once you understand this, you won't keep feeling sorry for yourself and sitting on your ass. If you aren't willing to bend your standards a little bit, you're a filthy fucking volcel.
Yes, obviously it will require being a little out of your comfort zone, do you think I wasn't nervous the first time I stole panties from my moms dirty laundry? Don't say "muh inhib", because it isn't about inhibition, it's about effort.
None of you really care about sex if you don't already target depressed girls and give them a complex to convince them that you're the only man they could ever have sex with.
This thread should be MOTIVATION for volcel retards like you so you can stop whining. It will also serve as a guide to give you some methods since I know none of you iqlets are creative.
Methods:
- I already told you about the Digging Method, and since that one's easy to figure out, I won't touch on it more.
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You're welcome for the thread retards! Follow it and you can finally get some pussy. If you don't you are a volcel.
I have the highest IQ and Nag on the forum. My word is gospel.
@klip11 @160cmcurry @grav @Feuerwehr
All actions mentioned in this post are SATIRE, and I do not promote illegal activity nor commit it.[/SPOILER]
It pisses me the fuck off seeing dumbass threads saying shit like "buh KHHV" "muh incel" "I cant have sex saar im too ugly".
You want to know why ltns aren't incels even if they're completely retarded? Because if they put in enough effort, they can have sex no matter what.
None of you are true incels if you own a car, license, shovel, and live within 4 hours of a graveyard.
Once you understand this, you won't keep feeling sorry for yourself and sitting on your ass. If you aren't willing to bend your standards a little bit, you're a filthy fucking volcel.
Yes, obviously it will require being a little out of your comfort zone, do you think I wasn't nervous the first time I stole panties from my moms dirty laundry? Don't say "muh inhib", because it isn't about inhibition, it's about effort.
None of you really care about sex if you don't already target depressed girls and give them a complex to convince them that you're the only man they could ever have sex with.
This thread should be MOTIVATION for volcel retards like you so you can stop whining. It will also serve as a guide to give you some methods since I know none of you iqlets are creative.
Methods:
- I already told you about the Digging Method, and since that one's easy to figure out, I won't touch on it more.
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This one's pretty fun.
I put this one first, as since most of you are complete virgins and have no clue how to talk to girls, this one's easy.
There are two main routes, if you're under 17 (not a gigaold senior citizen), then you should start smoking as much weed as possible immediately. Along with this, condition yourself to being paranoid of every woman you see raping you, instill it as the biggest fear in your life.
Hopefully, you will develop schizofrenia from the weed, since Hallucinations in schizophrenia are thought to arise from dysfunction in sensory processing and cortical networks. Cannabis-induced dopamine changes, combined with impaired iron-dependent dopamine synthesis, can disrupt these networks.
Since most schizofrenic hallucinations are related to paranoia and fear, your hallucination will come rape you, and you'll get free sex. (Victory)
If you are 17 or older (practically dead from old age already), schizofrenia is a bad route, as your brain develops much slower, causing it to be more difficult to mold it around a fear.
Instead, still think constantly about every woman you see raping you, then just fall asleep. Since dreams are firing random thoughts into your head, the more you think about getting raped the more likely it is to happen. (Victory)
This may seem counterintuitive, but DO NOT try to lucid dream sex, once you realize its a dream you wont be able to feel any sensations (physically or emotionally) and your expenience will be ruined. Keep yourself in the dark during your dreams.
I put this one first, as since most of you are complete virgins and have no clue how to talk to girls, this one's easy.
There are two main routes, if you're under 17 (not a gigaold senior citizen), then you should start smoking as much weed as possible immediately. Along with this, condition yourself to being paranoid of every woman you see raping you, instill it as the biggest fear in your life.
Hopefully, you will develop schizofrenia from the weed, since Hallucinations in schizophrenia are thought to arise from dysfunction in sensory processing and cortical networks. Cannabis-induced dopamine changes, combined with impaired iron-dependent dopamine synthesis, can disrupt these networks.
Since most schizofrenic hallucinations are related to paranoia and fear, your hallucination will come rape you, and you'll get free sex. (Victory)
If you are 17 or older (practically dead from old age already), schizofrenia is a bad route, as your brain develops much slower, causing it to be more difficult to mold it around a fear.
Instead, still think constantly about every woman you see raping you, then just fall asleep. Since dreams are firing random thoughts into your head, the more you think about getting raped the more likely it is to happen. (Victory)
This may seem counterintuitive, but DO NOT try to lucid dream sex, once you realize its a dream you wont be able to feel any sensations (physically or emotionally) and your expenience will be ruined. Keep yourself in the dark during your dreams.
This one actually requires human interaction, so brace yourself soon-to-be notcels!
You'll need to find a lonely and mentally unstable bitch for this one, so follow this method: DSPII (Discord server, private message, instagram, irl)
Look through "femcel" infected discord servers for any bitch with "girlfailure" in her bio or not a lot of attention on the server. Then private message her, you want her to be at an extremely low time in her life, and it's easier if this is because she is extremely lonely.
If her problem is loneliness, be the best friend she's ever had. shower her in attention, be who she wants you to be (even if that might be blunt or rude at times).
A week or two in, ask to add her on instagram to "send her reels or smth", snapchat also works, anything with a face so it's a more personal and human connection.
Once you've been talking for about a month and a half, and she seems much happier, start asking her how much you mean to her. Lead her to the conclusion that without you, she would've been living a horrible life, and you owe it to her.
After you've instilled this idea, ask to meet up irl, ask for small sexual favors, "you know, ive never been kissed/seen boobs/felt boobs/eaten someone out"
Progress so that her thoughts are "I owe it to him, how could I deny him this when he never denied me anything?"
Slowly escalate and from there sex is in arms reach. (Victory!)
You'll need to find a lonely and mentally unstable bitch for this one, so follow this method: DSPII (Discord server, private message, instagram, irl)
Look through "femcel" infected discord servers for any bitch with "girlfailure" in her bio or not a lot of attention on the server. Then private message her, you want her to be at an extremely low time in her life, and it's easier if this is because she is extremely lonely.
If her problem is loneliness, be the best friend she's ever had. shower her in attention, be who she wants you to be (even if that might be blunt or rude at times).
A week or two in, ask to add her on instagram to "send her reels or smth", snapchat also works, anything with a face so it's a more personal and human connection.
Once you've been talking for about a month and a half, and she seems much happier, start asking her how much you mean to her. Lead her to the conclusion that without you, she would've been living a horrible life, and you owe it to her.
After you've instilled this idea, ask to meet up irl, ask for small sexual favors, "you know, ive never been kissed/seen boobs/felt boobs/eaten someone out"
Progress so that her thoughts are "I owe it to him, how could I deny him this when he never denied me anything?"
Slowly escalate and from there sex is in arms reach. (Victory!)
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This one requires the same setup from method 2 (DSPII)
It is incredibly similar, but instead of instilling an idea of debt to you by being nice, you are finding a vulnerable girl and instilling an idea of inferiority.
Every time you talk to her, mention how hot other girls you see are, if she's in "incel" discord servers then she might be fine with you being a looksmaxxer, tell her about the flaws in her face.
Make her feel unlovable. Then, you can offer the idea of indulging her.
Sex is her gift, since she's so disgusting nobody would ever grant it.
If you've played your cards right, she will see this as the only chance she will ever have to have sex, and take it. (Victory!)
It is incredibly similar, but instead of instilling an idea of debt to you by being nice, you are finding a vulnerable girl and instilling an idea of inferiority.
Every time you talk to her, mention how hot other girls you see are, if she's in "incel" discord servers then she might be fine with you being a looksmaxxer, tell her about the flaws in her face.
Make her feel unlovable. Then, you can offer the idea of indulging her.
Sex is her gift, since she's so disgusting nobody would ever grant it.
If you've played your cards right, she will see this as the only chance she will ever have to have sex, and take it. (Victory!)
You're welcome for the thread retards! Follow it and you can finally get some pussy. If you don't you are a volcel.
I have the highest IQ and Nag on the forum. My word is gospel.
@klip11 @160cmcurry @grav @Feuerwehr
All actions mentioned in this post are SATIRE, and I do not promote illegal activity nor commit it.[/SPOILER]
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