Everything i told her backfired

[Deleted member 128803]

I told her about my accomplishments? She responded "Yeah whatever"

I tried to be more personal and told her "Im guessing you are not a smoker"? She responded "Why dont you guess something more useful like lottery numbers? But you guessed right, i dont smoke"

I ask her where she is from? She responds "Im from <Insert Town Name>. I HATE my hometown because it was too small for me"

Nothing worked with her. She hated everything. Everyone and everything, including me, aggravated her.

 

[Deleted member 133502]

You are about to be graced with the wisdom of Regulus Corneas. Rejoice little insect. If I was in your place I would kill her whole family and blow off all of her limbs so she can learn some proper etiquette and then discard her, as my possession would be damaged. Only the most innocent and emotionless maidens are suitable for the likes of my existence .

 

[Sceptical]

You should've done what the lion does

 

[Deleted member 74849]

She's from insert town name, fogs me

 

[Deleted member 128803]

She's from insert town name, fogs me

seems like i have found your female version on facebook lol

 

[Deleted member 74849]

seems like i have found your female version on facebook lol

What?

 

[Deleted member 128803]

What?

this girl who says she doesnt have insta

rate horsefaced girl

still completely utterly unattainable.

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