Healthymaxxer
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Life is a never-ending cope-a-thon, and everyone’s sprinting to out-cope each other like NPCs on a script. You think traveling, "finding yourself," or posting sunset pics on Instagram isn’t cope? It’s just soy-faced validation farming to mask the fact that no one actually gives a sh*t about your existence. "Starting a family"? Congrats, you’re playing house with a worn-out mtb that has been fucked by 20 dudes. Even "spirituality" is cope—weak-minded copeoids praying to sky daddy because they can’t handle the fact that the universe is a cold, uncaring meat grinder.
And don’t get me started on "friendship." Bros pretending they’re not all secretly competing for the same Stacy’s attention. Women? They’re just orbiters for Chad’s ego, aging into cat-lady oblivion while swiping on Tinder for a guy who’ll never commit. Meanwhile, normies screech "touch grass" like parrots, too NPC to realize they’re the ones mainlining hopium. "Be yourself!" they say, but "yourself" is a genetic trash fire in a world where genes decide your worth.
The ultimate cope? Thinking any of this matters. We’re all rotting meat puppets on a dying rock, but sure, keep bonesmashing and screwing your life even more by surgeries and roids. You can't ever escape genetics. Cope harder, wagie that is slaving for a fat little bastard that got fuckton of money from his dad. Fuck you niggas.
And don’t get me started on "friendship." Bros pretending they’re not all secretly competing for the same Stacy’s attention. Women? They’re just orbiters for Chad’s ego, aging into cat-lady oblivion while swiping on Tinder for a guy who’ll never commit. Meanwhile, normies screech "touch grass" like parrots, too NPC to realize they’re the ones mainlining hopium. "Be yourself!" they say, but "yourself" is a genetic trash fire in a world where genes decide your worth.
The ultimate cope? Thinking any of this matters. We’re all rotting meat puppets on a dying rock, but sure, keep bonesmashing and screwing your life even more by surgeries and roids. You can't ever escape genetics. Cope harder, wagie that is slaving for a fat little bastard that got fuckton of money from his dad. Fuck you niggas.
