everything that went wrong for you went right for chad

[micropenis29]

at every pivotal moment in your life, things went horribly wrong

for chad, it was the exact opposite

you tried out for the football team and got injured and cut; chad tried out and became the star quarterback

you applied for your first job and got rejected; chad applied, was promoted a few weeks later, and was running the entire company before too long

you asked the cutest girl in your class out and she laughed, said no, then told her friends

chad asked her out and she pulled his pants down and grabbed his cock

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

There is no grey area in life.Only victors and losers.

 

[Deleted member 16853]

My life is the opposite, I've unintentionally tried my hardest to fuck myself over and it sometimes works, sometimes turns out good