𝗘𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗜𝘀 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗖𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗔𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗲

[iblameloweffort]

I'm not saying I have a god complex. I'm saying there are too many coincidences. Every time I enter a room, conversations pause. Traffic lights change the moment I arrive. Random strangers look in my direction for no reason. Either I'm the main variable in the simulation or the universe is running an extremely elaborate prank designed specifically for me. At this point, both explanations seem equally reasonable.

 

[FunnyVALENTINE]

BRO YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED WATCH OUT.

YOUR IS DICK SMALL AND ASSHOLE BIG .
TAKE THIS POST DOWN OTHERWISE I'LL SEND YOUR HOME MY NIGS.

 

[inceliusndius]

 

[jozsef316@gmail]

universe is running an extremely elaborate prank designed specifically for me