noodlelover
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I have often wondered why, if women are so choosey, why we haven't all evolved to be super muscular, with thick hair, thick eyebrows, low bodyfat, outgoing, social, tall, good looking men.
But I've finally realized it.
Women are choosey, but most of our evolutionary history, they didn't have many options. Not being dead, was much more heavily selected for than looks or outgoingness.
Of course evolutionary theory is speculative, but this isn't a fucking research paper, we're aloud to speculate.
Starting with the population explosion, and moving from tribes to cities, women began to have more options. This started men's evolution towards looking better. Men are much taller now, for example.
But evolution takes time, and society and technology change rapidly.
What we are seeing now is a selective pressure towards looks never seen before.
Most men will not reproduce but men with certain qualities (evolutionary strategies) will.
Qualities of Men Now being Evolutionarily Selected for:
For the rest of us, we are left to trick our bodies, and personalities into becoming as close to these natural Chads as possible. We go to the gym, we count calories, we do bulk cut cycles, we force ourself to approach even though we don't want to, we fraud, we force ourselves to choose degrees and careers that we're less interested in because of the chance to meet women, like phycology and nursing.
But in the long over many generations our genes are being mercilessly weeded out of existence.
But I've finally realized it.
Women are choosey, but most of our evolutionary history, they didn't have many options. Not being dead, was much more heavily selected for than looks or outgoingness.
Of course evolutionary theory is speculative, but this isn't a fucking research paper, we're aloud to speculate.
Trait | What Happened to the Chads that had this trait. (Most, Not All) |
Low bodyfat | Died because he didn't have enough bodyfat to survive a famine. Less attractive male got to mate. |
High muscle mass | Died in famines because his muscles consumed too many calories. Less attractive male got to mate. |
Full Thick head of hair | Died when food was scarce because hair consumes vital nutrients. |
Socially Outgoing | Talked to a girl that was spoken for, and he didn't realize. Got killed by the husband. |
Tall | Died because his body required too many calories to survive the famine. Less attractive male got to mate. |
Starting with the population explosion, and moving from tribes to cities, women began to have more options. This started men's evolution towards looking better. Men are much taller now, for example.
But evolution takes time, and society and technology change rapidly.
What we are seeing now is a selective pressure towards looks never seen before.
Most men will not reproduce but men with certain qualities (evolutionary strategies) will.
Qualities of Men Now being Evolutionarily Selected for:
Quality | Evolutionary Strategy |
High natural muscle-mass, low bodyfat | Meeting Women Online, and in apps |
Natural inclination towards people, and away from machines and solitary activities. | Social Circle Maxing. Choosing Social Jobs and degrees where women are in plenty. |
Prone towards Religion and Social Conformity in Beliefs and Attitudes | Meeting women through Church or Mosque. |
For the rest of us, we are left to trick our bodies, and personalities into becoming as close to these natural Chads as possible. We go to the gym, we count calories, we do bulk cut cycles, we force ourself to approach even though we don't want to, we fraud, we force ourselves to choose degrees and careers that we're less interested in because of the chance to meet women, like phycology and nursing.
But in the long over many generations our genes are being mercilessly weeded out of existence.
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