Excuse for skipping a funeral?

[sergeant blackpill]

Ok so i have a funeral for some relative i barely know coming up which will be on the other side of the country and i just dont give a fuck about going (because i'm a dark triad psychopath JFL), but i need a good excuse to skip going in order to not make my parents hate me so please help me highIQcels of looksmaxx to find a socially acceptable excuse not to attend!

 

[Bitch]

Covid-19

 

[Deleted member 24055]

 

[Deleted member 17578]

important carreer event.

 

[khvirgin]

Tell them you have another funeral

 

[Patient A]

Tell them you need to take a shit, don’t elaborate further and stay away

 

[materialistic]

Tell them you are recovery from a bimaxillary surgery to fix your subhuman birdcel profile.

 

[Baldingman1998]

Sick and don't want to spread it

 

[sergeant blackpill]

Sick and don't want to spread it

Not believeable enough