[EXPERIENCE] It's fucking EASY to win a dogfight against B2

Nazi Germany

Nazi Germany

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Supersonic Flügelmutterschrauben-Drehmomentüberlegenheit :Comfy:

Today, I, Hauptgefreiter Eisenkiel (recipient of the Bavarian Ballistic Ballsack Medal), shall irradiate your cerebellums with how I Döner-rolled a B-2 "Spectral Goat" piloted by Vladimir "Sputnik-Snorting Babushka" Chernenko (confirmed Krokodil-fueled DCS:World dropout) using asymmetric Krümmung compensators and Marxist-Leninist thrust vectoring.
Activating the Flensburg-Pipeline counter-jamming suite (calibrated to 12,000 RPM Schumann resonances), I flooded Chernenko’s GLONASS with Sächsisch dialect waveforms, inducing gyroscopic impotence in his Federov-420 fly-by-wire. This triggered a Boretsky collapse in his MiG-41 firmware (patched with Warsaw Pact Excel macros), forcing him into a Siberian tundra deadstick glide.
As Chernenko attempted a Bolshoi Ballet pirouette I engaged Schräge Musik 2.0—a V2 rocket-schlong retrofit firing autistic screech warheads tipped with Prágue Tram lubricant. The S-Band radar interpreted these as Kafkaesque love letters, overloading his Kremlin-grade copium filters.
Deploying the Dresdner Feuersturm afterburner (fueled by Sachsenring two-stroke oil), I executed a non-Euclidean Immelmann turn, shearing his RAM coating with Franconian bratwurst exhaust. His AL-41F engines, choking on Thuringian mustard aerosols, entered autoerotic compressor stall. The B-2’s SIGINT suite melted into a puddle of Kaliningrad tears
 
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Thinking Math GIF
 
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Bro how u expect me to understand ops threads there too smart for me, one of the highest iq users on the forum like my brain legit reboots type shit.
 
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Thinking Math GIF

Bro how u expect me to understand ops threads there too smart for me, one of the highest iq users on the forum like my brain legit reboots type shit.
Yeah literally, except I’m foaming from my mouth and look crazy cause this high iq shit makes my brain stop working
Trollicious
MVP is 37, op is probably some 12yo megamind type shit
I was born in 1981, april 8 (Yugoslavia)
 
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I love u @Nazi Germany
 
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Recession reduces the mega
Nigga too high IQ for .org that’s why his post/rep is horrendous
@Xangsane xant say the same for you
 
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Nigga too high IQ for .org that’s why his post/rep is horrendous
@Xangsane xant say the same for you
Horrendous in Mumbai you mean? That shit terrible.
jfl
 
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Yeah literally, except I’m foaming from my mouth and look crazy cause this high iq shit makes my brain stop working
I've written down everything that came to my mind, straight from experience, flowing through my fingers while high—far from sober.
I love u @Nazi Germany
Had you been anything but human, love might have found you in my eyes😥
 
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Nigga too high IQ for .org that’s why his post/rep is horrendous
@Xangsane xant say the same for you
He exceeds the all mighty @2025cel van gogh arc
 
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Horrendous in Mumbai you mean? That shit terrible.
jfl
All jokes aside I am on morrowind now
Finally got openmw to work
Did you play oblivion ?
 
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All jokes aside I am on morrowind now
Finally got openmw to work
Did you play oblivion ?
You playing that shit on Iphone? Terrible choice ngl.
Also Oblivion was the shit I played the most tbh.
 
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You playing that shit on Iphone? Terrible choice ngl.
Also Oblivion was the shit I played the most tbh.
No on Mac, I needed a reason to use it more
Do you like oblivion or morrowind more
 
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No on Mac, I needed a reason to use it more
Do you like oblivion or morrowind more
Morrowind, because it's way more zen dude.
 
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Morrowind, because it's way more zen dude.
The Aryan primordial grace of oblivion mogs the sand Nigger mushroom tree shit in morrowind tho
 
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The Aryan primordial grace of oblivion mogs the sand Nigger mushroom tree shit in morrowind tho
Nah, you gotta try it before you knock it.
 
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Nah, you gotta try it before you knock it.
So true Kang
I saw you made a Arx Fatalis thread too
I had that for the OG Xbox when I was a kid but never played it tbh I just played fable and kotor over and over again
 
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So true Kang
I saw you made a Arx Fatalis thread too
I had that for the OG Xbox when I was a kid but never played it tbh I just played fable and kotor over and over again
Arx Fatalis mogged ngl, that shit gave me nightmares.
I remember rotting on that game, hours on end, only in certain days tho.
 
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how about you win some dogfights against your sexual competition opponents my nigga :ogre:
 
Arx Fatalis mogged ngl, that shit gave me nightmares.
I remember rotting on that game, hours on end, only in certain days tho.
Did you have a console or were you always a pc nigga
 
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Did you have a console or were you always a pc nigga
Yeah, I didn't have xbox shit tho.
I had both the ps3 and ps4, and also the nintendo 3ds.
That's it.
I preferred the pc either way, cuz it had better controls + mods.
 
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Yeah, I didn't have xbox shit tho.
I had both the ps3 and ps4, and also the nintendo 3ds.
That's it.
I preferred the pc either way, cuz it had better controls + mods.
No n64 ☹️
Xbox 360 mogged tho dude
Especially from like 2009-2012
 
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No n64 ☹️
Xbox 360 mogged tho dude
Especially from like 2009-2012
Xbox 360 had a similar collection of rpg games to the ps3.
And a bunch of others which I had no interest in.
Although n64 did mog, it seemed a bit too contradicting of my niche.
 
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Xbox 360 had a similar collection of rpg games to the ps3.
And a bunch of others which I had no interest in.
Although n64 did mog, it seemed a bit too contradicting of my niche.
You should emulate oot & mm if you haven’t already
Obv it’s stereotypical but mogger games
Do you like visual novels? That’s the only time I use my pc now tbh
 
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You should emulate oot & mm if you haven’t already
Obv it’s stereotypical but mogger games
Do you like visual novels? That’s the only time I use my pc now tbh
Nah, not visual novels tbh.
Also I guess you don't need the pc since the mac mogs by convenience.
 
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Nah, not visual novels tbh.
Also I guess you don't need the pc since the mac mogs by convenience.
Only reason I got a Mac is cause im an FL studiocel
I have a PC but it collects dust cause I prefer console for sentimental reasons
Still use a ps2
 
Supersonic Flügelmutterschrauben-Drehmomentüberlegenheit :Comfy:

Today, I, Hauptgefreiter Eisenkiel (recipient of the Bavarian Ballistic Ballsack Medal), shall irradiate your cerebellums with how I Döner-rolled a B-2 "Spectral Goat" piloted by Vladimir "Sputnik-Snorting Babushka" Chernenko (confirmed Krokodil-fueled DCS:World dropout) using asymmetric Krümmung compensators and Marxist-Leninist thrust vectoring.
Activating the Flensburg-Pipeline counter-jamming suite (calibrated to 12,000 RPM Schumann resonances), I flooded Chernenko’s GLONASS with Sächsisch dialect waveforms, inducing gyroscopic impotence in his Federov-420 fly-by-wire. This triggered a Boretsky collapse in his MiG-41 firmware (patched with Warsaw Pact Excel macros), forcing him into a Siberian tundra deadstick glide.
As Chernenko attempted a Bolshoi Ballet pirouette I engaged Schräge Musik 2.0—a V2 rocket-schlong retrofit firing autistic screech warheads tipped with Prágue Tram lubricant. The S-Band radar interpreted these as Kafkaesque love letters, overloading his Kremlin-grade copium filters.
Deploying the Dresdner Feuersturm afterburner (fueled by Sachsenring two-stroke oil), I executed a non-Euclidean Immelmann turn, shearing his RAM coating with Franconian bratwurst exhaust. His AL-41F engines, choking on Thuringian mustard aerosols, entered autoerotic compressor stall. The B-2’s SIGINT suite melted into a puddle of Kaliningrad tears
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