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How to get rich in 2025
(Guaranteed Method™)by your favorite “Solana early millionaire”

Step
: Say you caught SOL at $0.01 back in 2020. No screenshots, no proof, just trust me bro energy.Step
: Call random Chinese memecoins at 3 a.m. and say they’ll “100x” When they dump 95%, post a “market’s irrational” tweet.Step
: When someone digs up your old posts where you were broke last year — easy fix: “my little brother wrote that.” Works every time.Step
: Launch a Whop “crypto mastery course.” $49.99 a month to learn how to lose money stylishly.Step
: Screenshot fake profits from TradingView, crop out the watermark, and add “life-changing” caption.Step
: When called out, say “y’all don’t understand long-term vision” — classic comeback when your bag’s down 90%.

