Exposing @Xangsane the larping beaner faggot (JFL)

Their teacher used to beat my mates pinch their ears and shit until they said the prayer properly. Was brutal for them tbh

He is half White so I don’t expect him to have the real Muslim experience I know Muslims who have a white mum and they don’t know shit about Islam
I used to get beaten with a wire and would sometimes make my mates laugh so they’d be hit lol
 
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@Xangsane there are Qur'an schools in UK ?
There are Quran schools everywhere even the US. Parents forced me to go to Quran school and learn Arabic and Quran for 5 years. Such a waste of time.
 
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True he's clearly Arab he understands Lebanese swear words but seems to have a doubt on the rakahs. He claims hes a practising muslim too
Can’t be practicing and not know all the prayers jfl
 
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I used to get beaten with a wire and would sometimes make my mates laugh so they’d be hit lol
My mates got whipped with sticks over 4 them, no wonder they’d come from lessons almost looking traumatised. Fuckers had bleeding ears
 
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My mates got whipped with sticks over 4 them, no wonder they’d come from lessons almost looking traumatised. Fuckers had bleeding ears
Bruh I used to fuck around so much, but I was very talented and my mum wanted me to become an imam JFL
 
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Bruh I used to fuck around so much, but I was very talented and my mum wanted me to become an imam JFL
Imams get paid a lot in Dubai tbh . And many people help and donate the imam too . So it's basically 18kdhs a month. Around 5k dollars
 
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Nigga what? You don’t know how many prayers there are? JFL how are you even Muslim
I always used to get away when it was witr time. That's why.
No fucking way you're Muslim if you don't know how many prayers there are NAAAAAAAAAAH that's like the literal basics of Islam :lul:

Is OP right? You always do use filters on your images. Who the fuck are you actually?
 
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No fucking way you're Muslim if you don't know how many prayers there NAAAAAAAAAAH :lul:

Is OP right? You always do use filters on your images.
Bruh I’m barely Muslim and even I know the fuckign prayers JFL, xangsane is either a LARPER or he isn’t as religious as we thought JFL
 
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He is half White so I don’t expect him to have the real Muslim experience I know Muslims who have a white mum and they don’t know shit about Islam
I'm thinking of doing the full 5 prayers a day. I have not done it for an awful long time since before uni, but I do intend to go back to it in full.

I know others exactly like myself who stayed away a bit but have only now started going back in full.
 
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Bruh I’m barely Muslim and even I know the fuckign prayers JFL, xangsane is either a LARPER or he isn’t as religious as we thought JFL
I'm of a Muslim background as I've stated before but being "irreligious" is a bullshit excuse, no way anybody who'sa part of that religion doesn't know there are 5 prayers in a day jesus christ holy fuck Xangsane there was a shadow of doubt in the past about you but there is NO way you are Muslim if you don't know this:lul:
 
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No fucking way you're Muslim if you don't know how many prayers there are NAAAAAAAAAAH that's like the literal basics of Islam :lul:

Is OP right? You always do use filters on your images. Who the fuck are you actually?
I'm thinking of doing the full 5 prayers a day. I have not done it for an awful long time since before uni, but I do intend to go back to it in full.

I know others exactly like myself who stayed away a bit but have only now started going back in full.
 
No fucking way you're Muslim if you don't know how many prayers there are NAAAAAAAAAAH that's like the literal basics of Islam :lul:
Totally expect it from a Lebanese dude

But the question is why does he want to raise his kids Muslim if he himself is a dajjal kafir looti khanzeer?
 
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Bruh I used to fuck around so much, but I was very talented and my mum wanted me to become an imam JFL
Imam @FailedNormieManlet would be nice tbh. No slaying 4 u though, if I ever became man of god I’d not have any kids.

Well that’s catholic shit tbf but still it’s a ded srs thing no kids no family your family is god only that’s how it is. Now you may have had a secret kid years back that’s fine if you can hide it but you have to pretend he doesn’t exist
 
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I'm of a Muslim background as I've stated before but being "irreligious" is a bullshit excuse, no way anybody who'sa part of that religion doesn't know there are 5 prayers in a day jesus christ holy fuck Xangsane there was a shadow of doubt in the past about you but there is NO way you are Muslim if you don't know this:lul:
Most of my friends do not do the five prayers a day.
 
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The Lebanese are borderline Europeans so not a big surprise.
 
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Totally expect it from a Lebanese dude

But the question is why does he want to raise his kids Muslim if he himself is a dajjal kafir looti khanzeer?
Calling someone a kafir non believer is a bit harsh. That's not something for you to determine.
 
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True he's clearly Arab he understands Lebanese swear words but seems to have a doubt on the rakahs. He claims hes a practising muslim too
Most of my friends do not do the five prayers a day.
I'm thinking of doing the full 5 prayers a day. I have not done it for an awful long time since before uni, but I do intend to go back to it in full.

I know others exactly like myself who stayed away a bit but have only now started going back in full.
 
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Calling someone a kafir non believer is a bit harsh. That's not something for you to determine.
You:

-don't pray (barely know what the prayers are called and how many rakats there are, probably do Tahreef of Al Fatiha daily)


-committed zina numerous times (AND got your ass eaten out, double trouble in Jaheem. Your ass will be stabbed by the pitch forks of Sheytan in Jahanam)



AKA you are the most religious Lebanese dude
 
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You:

-don't pray (barely know what the prayers are called and how many rakats there are, probably do Tahreef of Al Fatiha daily)


-committed zina numerous times (AND got your ass eaten out, double trouble in Jaheem. Your ass will be stabbed by the pitch forks of Sheytan in Jahanam)



AKA you are the most religious Lebanese dude
Like I said, that girl larped about coming from a Muslim family (Indian Muslim and white)
 
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Like I said, that girl larped about coming from a Muslim family (Indian Muslim and white)
Why did you let her fist your ass? Only Muslim foids can do it?
 
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Like I said, that girl larped about coming from a Muslim family (Indian Muslim and white)
yet you committed zina with her, not only that but allowed her to penetrate your teez, which makes you a looti too
 
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yet you committed zina with her, not only that but allowed her to penetrate your teez, which makes you a looti too
this is why i find his "muh islam" shit so confusing, he got his ass eaten out, got pegged and did zina but cries for an islamic wife?!? Like wtf lol?!?!?!??!
 
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this is why i find his "muh islam" shit so confusing, he got his ass eaten out, got pegged and did zina but cries for an islamic wife?!? Like wtf lol?!?!?!??!
I didn't get pegged, just fingered
Also you don't understand. I was manipulated by her when she lied about her upbringing
 
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I didn't get pegged, just fingered
Also you don't understand. I was manipulated by her when she lied about her upbringing
even if she was muslim you still shouldn't have fucked her jfl, this is what I mean. Islam is dead, people use it as an aesthetic and something to cling onto as part of their identity.
 
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even if she was muslim you still shouldn't have fucked her jfl, this is what I mean. Islam is dead, people use it as an aesthetic and something to cling onto as part of their identity.
@Xangsane 's next cope: I got fucked in my ass by man but he was Muslim bro, it's fine
 
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@Xangsane 's next cope: I got fucked in my ass by man but he was Muslim bro, it's fine
@Xangsane is the typical muslim tbh, like typical young muslim. They don't really believe in god, they just go with whatever their community/parents told them, they fuck around and do haram shit, then get married and suddenly become religious -> they then pass that onto their kids and the cycle continues
 
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even if she was muslim you still shouldn't have fucked her jfl, this is what I mean. Islam is dead, people use it as an aesthetic and something to cling onto as part of their identity.
She initiated it.
 
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@Xangsane is the typical muslim tbh, like typical young muslim. They don't really believe in god, they just go with whatever their community/parents told them, they fuck around and do haram shit, then get married and suddenly become religious -> they then pass that onto their kids and the cycle continues
Does only one lay count?
 
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She initiated it.
You shouldn't even be dating girls as a muslim, halal dating is literally non-sexual and after a few months you guys get married. Ask @TRUE_CEL too, his brother dated in a halal way jfl
 
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Does only one lay count?
Yes zina is zina, now when you are with your wife it won't be as special jfl. Imo you need to go mecca and repent, I'm not an imam obviously, but I believe allah will forgive all sins if you really mean it
 
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You shouldn't even be dating girls as a muslim, halal dating is literally non-sexual and after a few months you guys get married. Ask @TRUE_CEL too, his brother dated in a halal way jfl
Yes zina is zina, now when you are with your wife it won't be as special jfl. Imo you need to go mecca and repent, I'm not an imam obviously, but I believe allah will forgive all sins if you really mean it
I had to cry it out to my parents when all that whirlwind stuff happened to me with that last girl I was with. I had to end it quickly because it wasn't going in the direction I wanted it to go.

My next relationship will be halal though.
 
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I'm of a Muslim background as I've stated before but being "irreligious" is a bullshit excuse, no way anybody who'sa part of that religion doesn't know there are 5 prayers in a day jesus christ holy fuck Xangsane there was a shadow of doubt in the past about you but there is NO way you are Muslim if you don't know this:lul:
I’m not even a muslim and even I knew there’s 5 islamic prayers from my south asian friends jfl
 
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@Xangsane how many rakat in Surah Al Baqara ?
 
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@Xangsane how many dicks did your mom take ?
 
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even if she was muslim you still shouldn't have fucked her jfl, this is what I mean. Islam is dead, people use it as an aesthetic and something to cling onto as part of their identity.
Same with Christianism. At this point it's more of a cultural thing and tradition than a strict set of rules for most people.
 
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Same with Christianism. At this point it's more of a cultural thing and tradition than a strict set of rules for most people.
It's why I dislike preachy religious people, for them it's not really a strict set of rules or anything, it's just a tool which they use to feel superior over others
 
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