Extremly strict parents

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My strict parents are so strict they pmo, as a kid they'd punish me for the most random shit ever like I got screamed at for watching lego animations on YouTube, like why? I forgot what I did this other time but basically my dad took me outside and cut a a branch from a tree and whipped me a bunch of times, I was 14 and he also made me go to my MMA practice and just watch everyone else train and he told them why, it was very embarrassing. Also when I was realy little a got spanked for accidently dropping a cup:lul:, tons of other stories like that one. and there super hard-core christains we had to go to a church that was about 2 hours away every Sunday and the sermon was like 2 hours also. And i couldn't have a phone till I was 16 (I still obtained one without them before 16) also I couldn't watch the minions movie because in the Bible the devil has minions:lul:. Another time when I was young my mom said if I ever see anything bad on the internet I should tell her and I won't be in trouble, eventually I acedently saw some boobies on the internet so I did what she said and told her this and boy did I get gigantic fucking trouble.
Anyways I know this is not that bad and I'm grateful for my parents but I still felt like ranting jfl
 
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My strict parents are so strict they pmo, as a kid they'd punish me for the most random shit ever like I got screamed at for watching lego animations on YouTube, like why? I forgot what I did this other time but basically my dad took me outside and cut a a branch from a tree and whipped me a bunch of times, I was 14 and he also made me go to my MMA practice and just watch everyone else train and he told them why, it was very embarrassing. Also when I was realy little a got spanked for accidently dropping a cup:lul:, tons of other stories like that one. and there super hard-core christains we had to go to a church that was about 2 hours away every Sunday and the sermon was like 2 hours also. And i couldn't have a phone till I was 16 (I still obtained one without them before 16) also I couldn't watch the minions movie because in the Bible the devil has minions:lul:. Another time when I was young my mom said if I ever see anything bad on the internet I should tell her and I won't be in trouble, eventually I acedently saw some boobies on the internet so I did what she said and told her this and boy did I get gigantic fucking trouble.
Anyways I know this is not that bad and I'm grateful for my parents but I still felt like ranting jfl
Does he know mma is for shitskin muslims exclusively
 
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It's a good martial art but ok
Your parents are spiritually shitskin muslims
They are so strict because youre the one thing they can control in their confusing life
 
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My strict parents are so strict they pmo, as a kid they'd punish me for the most random shit ever like I got screamed at for watching lego animations on YouTube, like why? I forgot what I did this other time but basically my dad took me outside and cut a a branch from a tree and whipped me a bunch of times, I was 14 and he also made me go to my MMA practice and just watch everyone else train and he told them why, it was very embarrassing. Also when I was realy little a got spanked for accidently dropping a cup:lul:, tons of other stories like that one. and there super hard-core christains we had to go to a church that was about 2 hours away every Sunday and the sermon was like 2 hours also. And i couldn't have a phone till I was 16 (I still obtained one without them before 16) also I couldn't watch the minions movie because in the Bible the devil has minions:lul:. Another time when I was young my mom said if I ever see anything bad on the internet I should tell her and I won't be in trouble, eventually I acedently saw some boobies on the internet so I did what she said and told her this and boy did I get gigantic fucking trouble.
Anyways I know this is not that bad and I'm grateful for my parents but I still felt like ranting jfl
Its because some people have low iq they brawl about most random things ever and they have principles that were born what they were taught when they were kids and they will never question those principles if they are smart or stupid.
 
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I would kill them jfl
 
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