ey88 is an overrated poster

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ey88 is overrated poster, I'm tired of pretending. Reading an ey88 thread is like taking a massive dump, you shit out the monster baby and the water just splashes back into your anus. Now you feel dirty inside.

However not as dirty as when you were a kid, sitting on the toilet seat man spreading, jerking it off. You wonder why the audio of your stepmom JOI isn't playing audio. Weird, your wireless old Sony headphones you use only for jerking off is on. Oh wait, bluetooth on your phone is still connected, it's playing downstairs on the headphones you use for music. How much have your parents heard?

"It can't be that bad", you think to yourself. You do a small test. You connect your current headphones properly this time, rest it on the table and slowly ascend the volume to see how much can be heard.

"Holy fucking cringe" you utter to yourself, it becomes a full fledged speak. You stay in your bathroom out of pure embarrassment..

"Maybe they didn't hear it", you think to yourself. Then all of the sudden, someone knocks on the door. It's your dad.

"Dey! Open the door now! Can hear or not!" he screams in his Indian accent. :feelswhy:
 
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Don’t disrespect ey88 like that boyo
 
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dnrd

you tried to be funny, but it didnt work
 
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ey88 is overrated poster, I'm tired of pretending. Reading an ey88 thread is like taking a massive dump, you shit out the monster baby and the water just splashes back into your anus. Now you feel dirty inside.

However not as dirty as when you were a kid, sitting on the toilet seat man spreading, jerking it off. You wonder why the audio of your stepmom JOI isn't playing audio. Weird, your wireless old Sony headphones you use only for jerking off is on. Oh wait, bluetooth on your phone is still connected, it's playing downstairs on the headphones you use for music. How much have your parents heard?

"It can't be that bad", you think to yourself. You do a small test. You connect your current headphones properly this time, rest it on the table and slowly ascend the volume to see how much can be heard.

"Holy fucking cringe" you utter to yourself, it becomes a full fledged speak. You stay in your bathroom out of pure embarrassment..

"Maybe they didn't hear it", you think to yourself. Then all of the sudden, someone knocks on the door. It's your dad.

"Dey! Open the door now! Can hear or not!" he screams in his Indian accent. :feelswhy:
Lets ban @Bugmaxxed
 
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the simplicity is what makes them great
 
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ey88 is overrated poster, I'm tired of pretending. Reading an ey88 thread is like taking a massive dump, you shit out the monster baby and the water just splashes back into your anus. Now you feel dirty inside.

However not as dirty as when you were a kid, sitting on the toilet seat man spreading, jerking it off. You wonder why the audio of your stepmom JOI isn't playing audio. Weird, your wireless old Sony headphones you use only for jerking off is on. Oh wait, bluetooth on your phone is still connected, it's playing downstairs on the headphones you use for music. How much have your parents heard?

"It can't be that bad", you think to yourself. You do a small test. You connect your current headphones properly this time, rest it on the table and slowly ascend the volume to see how much can be heard.

"Holy fucking cringe" you utter to yourself, it becomes a full fledged speak. You stay in your bathroom out of pure embarrassment..

"Maybe they didn't hear it", you think to yourself. Then all of the sudden, someone knocks on the door. It's your dad.

"Dey! Open the door now! Can hear or not!" he screams in his Indian accent. :feelswhy:
boi what did you say about my glorious king @ey88
 
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Not a single molecule fag

Don't disrespect my king like that
 
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opening an ey88 thread is like relapsing when you promised yourself you would stop
 
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To be fair it would be impossible to HQ post 30k times in 5 months
 
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