Face > All

[John124]

I was getting my hair cut today by a woman and she was talking about how she went to cut her friend's son's hair in another city and it devolved into an extremely morbid story. The guy was a bodybuilder on tons of steroids and stopped breathing from a cocaine overdose. His mom found him 9 min after he stopped breathing and called an ambulance. So he went "12 minutes" without oxygen. He was basically dead at one point but they managed to revive him. He can't do anything but mumble now and has very little motor control. Also he is getting kicked off of his state-provided physical/mental rehab soon and is basically fucked for life. Permanent brain damage, crippled for life.

But all throughout the story she keeps going "but that didn't affect his face, he's still a really good looking guy" and said what happened to him was "a wake up call". As if the guy will ever be anything more than a drooling retard for the rest of his life. And she kept going on about how good looking his face was. The impression I got is that in his crippled retarded state, she still would have fucked him simply because of how his face looked.

And guess what, this dude will probably still be able to (1) get married, (2) have sex, (3) have children, and (4) be cared for for life by a becky with a caregiver fetish (whatever it's called wounded bird complex or whatever).

 

[Deleted member 24614]

Biggest dnr yet

 

[whiteissuperior]

Rocking CDG but it’s Homme Plus
Mix the Issey Miyaki jeans with the chrome hearts
I ain’t sad just got a cold heart
Fuck it

 

[Deleted member 21735]

my face is not that bad

 

[AchooWhalesAreBlue]

Having a good looking face is the single most powerful thing on the face of this whole universe.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

dnrd + it’s all height

 

[stevielake]

who is bitch in your pfp

 

[Deleted member 24186]

Water >> Wet

 

[John124]

who is bitch in your pfp

 

[stevielake]

Cute bitch. I would've sniffed her seat after the interview.

 

[subhuman incel]

MY FACE IS NOT THAT BAD

 

[tombradylover]

Having a good looking face is the single most powerful thing on the face of this whole universe.

The tallfags with mediocre faces aren’t gonna like this one

 

[Gus17]

I was getting my hair cut today by a woman and she was talking about how she went to cut her friend's son's hair in another city and it devolved into an extremely morbid story. The guy was a bodybuilder on tons of steroids and stopped breathing from a cocaine overdose. His mom found him 9 min after he stopped breathing and called an ambulance. So he went "12 minutes" without oxygen. He was basically dead at one point but they managed to revive him. He can't do anything but mumble now and has very little motor control. Also he is getting kicked off of his state-provided physical/mental rehab soon and is basically fucked for life. Permanent brain damage, crippled for life.

But all throughout the story she keeps going "but that didn't affect his face, he's still a really good looking guy" and said what happened to him was "a wake up call". As if the guy will ever be anything more than a drooling retard for the rest of his life. And she kept going on about how good looking his face was. The impression I got is that in his crippled retarded state, she still would have fucked him simply because of how his face looked.

And guess what, this dude will probably still be able to (1) get married, (2) have sex, (3) have children, and (4) be cared for for life by a becky with a caregiver fetish (whatever it's called wounded bird complex or whatever).

Extremely based story

 

[Deleted member 24595]

Having a good looking face is the single most powerful thing on the face of this whole universe.

Dick >>> face