FaceTime “sex” is the worst idea anybody has ever had

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JFL what a fucking waste of time
 
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I did this once jizzed on the camera and she pretended to suck it up by breathing in the mic
 
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ArvidGustavsson said:
Doesn’t matter bcuz im not getting sex in any form
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My nigga shut the fuck up you mog this entire forum. The only advice I can give you is to post tranny porn on the success page and never log into this website again. Download yubo, find a whore who lives near you, and in as few words as possible arrange a hookup.
 
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My nigga shut the fuck up you mog this entire forum. The only advice I can give you is to post tranny porn on the success page and never log into this website again. Download yubo, find a whore who lives near you, and in as few words as possible arrange a hookup.
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Tried flirting with a girl i know, got rejected.
 
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Tried flirting with a girl i know, got rejected.
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Over 1 girl????? Let me tell you something bro, once you miss your chance to fuck a virgin you’ll want to kill yourself. The truth is taking a girls virginity is the highest prize on earth, something that religions were formed around. The older you get the more rare a virgin is. If you don’t take advantage of it now and ask out every single fucking girl you see you will blow your brains out in 5 years.
 
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JimmyDreamsOfZygos said:
Over 1 girl????? Let me tell you something bro, once you miss your chance to fuck a virgin you’ll want to kill yourself. The truth is taking a girls virginity is the highest prize on earth, something that religions were formed around. The older you get the more rare a virgin is. If you don’t take advantage of it now and ask out every single fucking girl you see you will blow your brains out in 5 years.
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Im already too old (17) to get an attractive virgin and i don’t even think this girl was one
 
ArvidGustavsson said:
Im already too old (17) to get an attractive virgin and i don’t even think this girl was one
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As long as you are in highschool you can always get a virgin. As much as this board likes to shill that all girls fuck at 13 and are all whores, there’s many that are still virgins.
 
JimmyDreamsOfZygos said:
JFL what a fucking waste of time
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You don't know about the new I phone?

You can stick your dick in the camera lens and it will come out the other end for the guy you are face timing to use
 
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You don't know about the new I phone?

You can stick your dick in the camera lens and it will come out the other end for the guy you are face timing to use
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You would know all about that wouldn’t you. You been doing a lot of FaceTiming?:feelshehe::feelshehe:
 
Sounds dumb but I think it's a bit of a stretch to say it's "the worst idea". I think OnlyFans is by far the dumbest. You're paying a bitch and not even fucking her. With this it's pretty much the same thing as phone sex.
 
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That feeling when a girl who you mog by 3 psl thinks ur ugly
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JimmyDreamsOfZygos said:
Over 1 girl????? Let me tell you something bro, once you miss your chance to fuck a virgin you’ll want to kill yourself. The truth is taking a girls virginity is the highest prize on earth, something that religions were formed around. The older you get the more rare a virgin is. If you don’t take advantage of it now and ask out every single fucking girl you see you will blow your brains out in 5 years.
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@whiteissuperior Your new goal
 
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