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FarangInDaNang
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I was traveling across the us backpacking and I was coming from the south to the west and I had stopped in this town. Me and this random homeless nigga I met were chilling right outside a Walmart smoking cigarettes. He had his dog with him. This goth/emo-looking employee comes out on her break and just sits down on the ground nearby. Like to go on her phone for break or smth, I noticed she look at me a couple times so I decided to approach. I sit down next to her and just keep smoking and ask her if it’s been a long day and if she wants a cigarette
(Mogger conversation starter u can literally approach anyone via shared smoking its the method)
She looked up at me and said yeah. And I asked her if she enjoyed working at Walmart
And I replied with something like “I’m sure it’s VERY exciting” or smth like that and js negging her and she was laughing the whole time. She said she never saw me b4 and asked where I was from and I told her me and this homeless nigga we were traveling across the US and she got rlly excited and said she wish she could come with us to California.
At the end I gave her a Black & Mild. (Nigger trait ngl)
She took it and put it in her purse, saying she’d smoke it later. I got up and walked back to my buddy. Then she stopped what she was doing, followed me over, and tried to keep the conversation going when I had Alr sat back down with my friend so I’m looking up at her and she’s asking about my headphones or smth trivial to keep it going but I just sperg out and can’t keep up the energy. Brutal, shit rlly diminished after that I had to save face and Jestermaxx to him saying that she’s totally obsessed with me or smth
It started off really solid — she seemed into it. Shows the mix of decent social instincts and then total brain lock at the same time. Interesting experience. This is why I probably shouldn’t LDAR bcuz I can still nichemaxx and slay emo puh. Brutal bcuz I can’t start conversations and neg bitches rlly good but my social battery runs out after a certain point and I just go retarded.
(Mogger conversation starter u can literally approach anyone via shared smoking its the method)
She looked up at me and said yeah. And I asked her if she enjoyed working at Walmart
And I replied with something like “I’m sure it’s VERY exciting” or smth like that and js negging her and she was laughing the whole time. She said she never saw me b4 and asked where I was from and I told her me and this homeless nigga we were traveling across the US and she got rlly excited and said she wish she could come with us to California.
At the end I gave her a Black & Mild. (Nigger trait ngl)
She took it and put it in her purse, saying she’d smoke it later. I got up and walked back to my buddy. Then she stopped what she was doing, followed me over, and tried to keep the conversation going when I had Alr sat back down with my friend so I’m looking up at her and she’s asking about my headphones or smth trivial to keep it going but I just sperg out and can’t keep up the energy. Brutal, shit rlly diminished after that I had to save face and Jestermaxx to him saying that she’s totally obsessed with me or smth
It started off really solid — she seemed into it. Shows the mix of decent social instincts and then total brain lock at the same time. Interesting experience. This is why I probably shouldn’t LDAR bcuz I can still nichemaxx and slay emo puh. Brutal bcuz I can’t start conversations and neg bitches rlly good but my social battery runs out after a certain point and I just go retarded.
