Failed attempt at my ex (screenshot included)

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dogedogedoge

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She’s coming to my city in 2 months how do i convince her to let me see her 😢

I’m not even tryna fuck I just wanna see her

help :feelsbadman::feelsbadman:
 
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Replace banana pudding with my cum , rinse and repeat
 
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tell her you got another banana she can have for pudding
 
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Yall are cracking me up I gotta log off :lul:
 
Ngl this would probably get her more interested.., fucking slut
slut? you might have a chance. if shes a horny bitch n shit degrade her and show dominance. please dont let a women call you "boy". its disrespectful, slutty and disguisting, put her in her place and make her beg for your dick :Agakakskagesh::Agakakskagesh:
 
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if shes a horny bitch n shit degrade her and show dominance. please dont let a women call you "boy".
She is a horny bitch but that is like the opposite of our past relationships dynamic, I’m already texting her from an alt, she’d just block me
 
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Reply "Banana in ur pussy then?? :feelshmm:"
 
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She is a horny bitch but that is like the opposite of our past relationships dynamic, I’m already texting her from an alt, she’d just block me
show her you are changed. statusmaxx and if possible flirt/seduce one of her prettier friends, she will get jealous and then if she talks to you degrade her sexually and tell her that you expected a horny slut like her to come crawling back
 
show her you are changed. statusmaxx
I’ve thought of this but it’s only 2 months
and if possible flirt/seduce one of her prettier friends,
She has one friend (who isn’t even pretty) and I Alr tried that
she will get jealous and then if she talks to you degrade her sexually and tell her that you expected a horny slut like her to come crawling back
Maaaaan I’m the only one crawling back :feelsbadman:

Last time I called her out for actually wanting to talk to me she laughed and blocked me
 
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I’ve thought of this but it’s only 2 months

She has one friend (who isn’t even pretty) and I Alr tried that

Maaaaan I’m the only one crawling back :feelsbadman:

Last time I called her out for actually wanting to talk to me she laughed and blocked me
how would you self rate? if you are above lltn confidence and egomaxx and become a hoe, have fun and dont be depressed about her, if you are meant to be it will come
 
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how would you self rate?
I look terrible, orthodontic procedures left me recessed and ruined my posture so I walk around looking like a retard…
if you are above lltn confidence and egomaxx and become a hoe, have fun and dont be depressed about her, if you are meant to be it will come
I don’t even want to be a hoe, and I couldn’t if I tried, I’m extremely nd and have zero friends irl
 
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I look terrible, orthodontic procedures left me recessed and ruined my posture so I walk around looking like a retard…

I don’t even want to be a hoe, and I couldn’t if I tried, I’m extremely nd and have zero friends irl
hate the system bruh
leave that bitch behind man
 
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wouldnt have happened if you didnt offer banana pudding
 
Damn boi, u got everyone eager bout that banana pudding
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