FAKECEL TALES FROM FLORIDA (Slightly long but not really)

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This is a story that happened to me this year, I’ll try to summarize it in a quick way.

It was the last day of school before the winter break which is a two week holiday in December for people from America.

Anyways it was my 3rd period and it was the end of class and everyone was waiting by the door to leave, then this black kid named George started spinning a basketball, (he’s 5’2 btw brutal) I made some sort of racist joke but I don’t remember what I said.
Meanwhile also waiting by the door who was in the circle of people watching George was my current girlfriend then just a girl I knew. I remember after I made the joke a good amount of people started giggling cuz (money brain ooo ahh ooo ahh racism funny) and I remember her giggling and just smiling at me as we held eye contract for like 20 seconds straight. Then class ended.


Shit was sooooo Euphoric. 🤩🤩🤩

Also for those who may call me a fakecel I would partially agree but I only got a girlfriend after taking advice from guides on this site so do with that info what you will and Have a Vrilliant day.
@catboy09 @zennn @swedchud
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This is a story that happened to me this year, I’ll try to summarize it in a quick way.

It was the last day of school before the winter break which is a two week holiday in December for people from America.

Anyways it was my 3rd period and it was the end of class and everyone was waiting by the door to leave, then this black kid named George started spinning a basketball, (he’s 5’2 btw brutal) I made some sort of racist joke but I don’t remember what I said.
Meanwhile also waiting by the door who was in the circle of people watching George was my current girlfriend then just a girl I knew. I remember after I made the joke a good amount of people started giggling cuz (money brain ooo ahh ooo ahh racism funny) and I remember her giggling and just smiling at me as we held eye contract for like 20 seconds straight. Then class ended.

Shit was sooooo Euphoric. 🤩🤩🤩

Also for those who may call me a fakecel I would partially agree but I only got a girlfriend after taking advice from guides on this site so do with that info what you will and Have a Vrilliant day.
@catboy09 @zennn @swedchud
Lmk if yall who I @ liked the story

😌😌
This reminded me of the @pfl story of ironkikes sister and the bwc
 
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Mb for the typos
 
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Snl Season 47 GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
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This is a story that happened to me this year, I’ll try to summarize it in a quick way.

It was the last day of school before the winter break which is a two week holiday in December for people from America.

Anyways it was my 3rd period and it was the end of class and everyone was waiting by the door to leave, then this black kid named George started spinning a basketball, (he’s 5’2 btw brutal) I made some sort of racist joke but I don’t remember what I said.
Meanwhile also waiting by the door who was in the circle of people watching George was my current girlfriend then just a girl I knew. I remember after I made the joke a good amount of people started giggling cuz (money brain ooo ahh ooo ahh racism funny) and I remember her giggling and just smiling at me as we held eye contract for like 20 seconds straight. Then class ended.

Shit was sooooo Euphoric. 🤩🤩🤩

Also for those who may call me a fakecel I would partially agree but I only got a girlfriend after taking advice from guides on this site so do with that info what you will and Have a Vrilliant day.
@catboy09 @zennn @swedchud
Lmk if yall who I @ liked the story

😌😌
DNR + Tales+ faggot for being racist to that poor kid, you have been on this forum yet still make fun of mens looks. You deserve the death penalty no exceptions @zennn Kill this faggot
 
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DNR + Tales+ faggot for being racist to that poor kid, you have been on this forum yet still make fun of mens looks. You deserve the death penalty no exceptions @zennn Kill this faggot
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@zennn is also my dawg, but I’m still tryna get to 5k reps cuz he said if I did he’d say his first n word on org
Okay hold up im rep u
 
DNR + Tales+ faggot for being racist to that poor kid, you have been on this forum yet still make fun of mens looks. You deserve the death penalty no exceptions @zennn Kill this faggot
Relax he’s my friend 😭 I will say start saying the n word after he hits 5k reps
 
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Relax he’s my friend 😭 I will say start saying the n word after he hits 5k reps
Bet. wgy he bully a short kid tho
 
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Shortcels don’t deserve love

If they get love they may reproduce and make more shortcels
Wait, but I am a shortcel:feelswah:
 
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