fakecel trait:

[kyphoscoliosis]

Never played sports just sat out during gym class, never dressed out, and didn’t do shit

 

[Deleted member 93434]

what were u banned on .is for

Being a skater

 

[superpsycho]

Never played sports just sat out during gym class, never dressed out, and didn’t do shit

same

 

[Deleted member 114545]

Ok bud. There were plenty of incel athletes in my HS, though they were a minority.

 

[superpsycho]

Ok bud. There were plenty of incel athletes in my HS, though they were a minority.

truly no saving them at that point

 

[Deleted member 124684]

i played multiple sports growing up, but none in middle school or hs. also was homeschooled til 7th grade

 

[superpsycho]

i played multiple sports growing up, but none in middle school or hs. also was homeschooled til 7th grade

did u enjoy homeschooling?

 

[Napoleon1800]

6 foot is perfect for cb hell just work on your jump

And why do u keep saying 5’11.75 there’s no different, when you speak to a girl do you say that

+ 6 foot for basketball is short cos they’re like 6’8” lol, there’s many NBA professionals around 6’1 6’0”

But your best bet is football

But if u don’t like it there’s no point of playing, im just giving a suggestion with what feels nice. Video games and goyslop is also relaxing

I like footbsll even though I’ve got many injuries from it but I can’t ever become good at it

I usually get immediately called out if I say I’m 6ft I’m always guessed at 5’11 when I say that so I tell people I’m 5’9
My entire mind is in pain knowing how close I am to being 6ft yet so far.

 

[superpsycho]

I like footbsll even though I’ve got many injuries from it but I can’t ever become good at it

I usually get immediately called out if I say I’m 6ft I’m always guessed at 5’11 when I say that so I tell people I’m 5’9
My entire mind is in pain knowing how close I am to being 6ft yet so far.

being so close to the 6’0 mark sucks. thats why 5’9-5’11 pill is BRUTAL

 

[quantitativePSL]

Yeah you're cooking with this, play a sport and you're automatically way less of a social outcast

 

[Napoleon1800]

6 foot is perfect for cb hell just work on your jump

And why do u keep saying 5’11.75 there’s no different, when you speak to a girl do you say that

+ 6 foot for basketball is short cos they’re like 6’8” lol, there’s many NBA professionals around 6’1 6’0”

But your best bet is football

But if u don’t like it there’s no point of playing, im just giving a suggestion with what feels nice. Video games and goyslop is also relaxing

tallest person in my high school is 6’7 but most people on the basketball team are 6’1-6’4

 

[Monarchy]

I like footbsll even though I’ve got many injuries from it but I can’t ever become good at it

I usually get immediately called out if I say I’m 6ft I’m always guessed at 5’11 when I say that so I tell people I’m 5’9
My entire mind is in pain knowing how close I am to being 6ft yet so far.

you’re trolling me man

 

[Napoleon1800]

being so close to the 6’0 mark sucks. thats why 5’9-5’11 pill is BRUTAL

average height Is just mentally annoying. If ur short Yknow there’s no hope, if ur 6’0-6’1 it’s not much but at least u can confidently claim it and know ur not lying, being average height is like a purgatory

 

[Napoleon1800]

you’re trolling me man

I wish man but I’m dead serious. I put a lot of energy when I play football as well but niggas just say I’m tryharding or aggressive and they say I’m still ass

 

[superpsycho]

Yeah you're cooking with this, play a sport and you're automatically way less of a social outcast

it just a halo in highschool and allows u to make social connections easier; dont forget u still gotta be attractive tho

 

[Monarchy]

I wish man but I’m dead serious. I put a lot of energy when I play football as well but niggas just say I’m tryharding or aggressive and they say I’m still ass

I’m not even being blue pilled but it’s probably cos u just take it
+ there’s no way you’re not trolling me here

I usually get immediately called out if I say I’m 6ft I’m always guessed at 5’11 when I say that so I tell people I’m 5’9
My entire mind is in pain knowing how close I am to being 6ft yet so far.

there’s no way they can
1. Tell you’re 5’11” by 0.25 inches
2. you tell them you’re 5’9 after

 

[superpsycho]

average height Is just mentally annoying. If ur short Yknow there’s no hope, if ur 6’0-6’1 it’s not much but at least u can confidently claim it and know ur not lying, being average height is like a purgatory

too short to relate with tallcels, too tall to relate with shortcels

 

[Monarchy]

it just a halo in highschool and allows u to make social connections easier; dont forget u still gotta be attractive tho

There was no halo then for my buckteeth, headshape and social anxiety with girls

You’re only thinking of the chad players

 

[Napoleon1800]

I’m not even being blue pilled but it’s probably cos u just take it
+ there’s no way you’re not trolling me here


there’s no way they can
1. Tell you’re 5’11” by 0.25 inches
2. you tell them you’re 5’9 after

I’m telling u man I’m short so when i respond niggas laugh and tell me chill out and not be so aggressive

I got bad proportions and posture, and like half my friends are also 6ft-6ft1 so they know. I tell people I’m 5’9 so they overcorrect, it’s the only way it’s worked where ppl guess me at 6 ft

 

[Napoleon1800]

too short to relate with tallcels, too tall to relate with shortcels

how tall r u?

 

[superpsycho]

There was no halo then for my buckteeth, headshape and social anxiety with girls

You’re only thinking of the chad players

of course, u gotta be attractive too

playing sports is just just a halo

like how blue eye halo but it only means something if ur already attractive, ykwim?

 

[superpsycho]

how tall r u?

5’10

 

[Monarchy]

of course, u gotta be attractive too

playing sports is just just a halo

like how blue eye halo but it only means something if ur already attractive, ykwim?

Yeah I get it

 

[quantitativePSL]

I‘m never gonna let ts die.

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Words can't describe how funny this is man they're insane

 

[Monarchy]

I’m telling u man I’m short so when i respond niggas laugh and tell me chill out and not be so aggressive

You’re not short enough to be bullied on that alone

I got bad proportions and posture, and like half my friends are also 6ft-6ft1 so they know. I tell people I’m 5’9 so they overcorrect, it’s the only way it’s worked where ppl guess me at 6 ft

Oh that makes more sense, but seems like a hassle, I would just tell them 6 foot and stay with it no matter if they disagree

 

[quantitativePSL]

5’11.75. Can’t play cb in football too short, no skills to play further up the field. Got absolutely heightmogged when I stepped on the basketball court

Bro if you're just playing pick up you're good, slap on sneakers and your 6'1

 

[quantitativePSL]

I’m telling u man I’m short so when i respond niggas laugh and tell me chill out and not be so aggressive

I got bad proportions and posture, and like half my friends are also 6ft-6ft1 so they know. I tell people I’m 5’9 so they overcorrect, it’s the only way it’s worked where ppl guess me at 6 ft

5'11.75 w bad posture lol fuck you bro I envy you, you're probably like 6'1

 

[Napoleon1800]

Bro if you're just playing pick up you're good, slap on sneakers and your 6'1

I wear af1s and two lifts and I still get guessed at 5’11

 

[Napoleon1800]

5'11.75 w bad posture lol fuck you bro I envy you, you're probably like 6'1

Morning height I’m 6ft,

 

[quantitativePSL]

it just a halo in highschool and allows u to make social connections easier; dont forget u still gotta be attractive tho

Either be attractive or be really good, getting really good will probably be easier for some truecels

 

[Napoleon1800]

5'11.75 w bad posture lol fuck you bro I envy you, you're probably like 6'1

Lowest height measured was 5’11.25

Nothing to envy it’s average height man

 

[quantitativePSL]

I wear af1s and two lifts and I still get guessed at 5’11

You must slouch like a motherfucker, when I hooped a lot people would guess me as 6ft and it was off straight aura tbh because I was like 5'10 IN the shoes

 

[quantitativePSL]

Lowest height measured was 5’11.25

Nothing to envy it’s average height man

Mogs me

 

[Futura]

played video games , doomscrolled, ate goyshit

I legit don't do anything, after school i stay im the bathroom for 2 hours to shower and then scroll on tiktok and maybe play videogames if i feel like it

 

[Napoleon1800]

You’re not short enough to be bullied on that alone

Oh that makes more sense, but seems like a hassle, I would just tell them 6 foot and stay with it no matter if they disagree

I wear lifts too bruh

I look like a soft feminine cuck and an ogre at the same time

 

[Napoleon1800]

You must slouch like a motherfucker, when I hooped a lot people would guess me as 6ft and it was off straight aura tbh because I was like 5'10 IN the shoes

I got severe APT

r u 5’9.5?

 

[quantitativePSL]

I got severe APT

r u 5’9.5?

I'm 5'10 but back then I was 5'9, if you have severe APT you deadass got like an inch to gain lock in bro, I'm gonna try and posturemax rn since my shit is pretty ass

 

[Napoleon1800]

I'm 5'10 but back then I was 5'9, if you have severe APT you deadass got like an inch to gain lock in bro, I'm gonna try and posturemax rn since my shit is pretty ass

I just looked my shoulders are rolled forward, I got nerd neck and APT

 

[superpsycho]

I legit don't do anything, after school i stay im the bathroom for 2 hours to shower and then scroll on tiktok and maybe play videogames if i feel like it

i just sleep and rot on here..

 

[superpsycho]

I wear af1s and two lifts and I still get guessed at 5’11

only shoes ive worn for the past 3 years is air force 1s to cope with 5’10dom

 

[Deleted member 124684]

did u enjoy homeschooling?

ehh i remember feeling isolated, then feeling like i lacked the proper social skills when i went to public school

 

[mrr]

Never played sports just sat out during gym class, never dressed out, and didn’t do shit

the fat low inhib bench sitters never won in life
Hated those lazy shits

 

[kyphoscoliosis]

the fat low inhib bench sitters never won in life
Hated those lazy shits

I was skinny and unathletic