family dinner table is not sane

[hax]

how do you want me to stay sane when i get served cauliflower with cheese and SUGARY salad?

before coming to eat this, i hear my mom complain;
"oh husband please cook meat on the side or our son will be mad again..."

like NO SHIT? ISN'T THIS THE ONLY EDIBLE THING?!


she then starts blending a PURE green drink in the kitchen (which is her "meal")
> shit looked like this and it wasn't even a drink:

and after transfering it into a bowl, she comes back with "a tofu version of kebab" that my clitriding little sister compliments.
my mom can't eat too much tofu either on her diet and keeps going like "awww... i was simply CRAVING this... i NEED tofu!!"

LIKE WTF IS GOING ON?! i have to starve while watching my mom and sister swallowing green blob with tofu-meat on the side and stay calm?!

not only that but i had to endure the brootal BP while eating, everyone was laughing about each other's thin hair, skin quality, eyebags and simply just pointing out every single flaw about eachother. (except me cause i didn't talk once)


like HOW the FUCK am i meant to survive another entire school year with this!!!!!!

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> @kenibba @inversions @Psocho

 

[truejamal]

five nights at @hax house

 

[zygosmasher]

holy shit nigga youre cooked

 

[zygosmasher]

five nights at @hax house

nightmare difficulty

 

[hax]

five nights at @hax house

ngl @imontheloose needs to hear about the green slop

objectively worse than the orange sludge from before

 

[Tenres]

looks good asf

 

[Psocho]

Reminded me of what my sister eats
(Real photo of her meal btw)

 

[imontheloose]

ngl @imontheloose needs to hear about the green slop

objectively worse than the orange sludge from before

Red meat causes cancer.

 

[truejamal]

ngl @imontheloose needs to hear about the green slop

objectively worse than the orange sludge from before

the orange jelly?

 

[hax]

Reminded me of what my sister eats
(Real photo of her meal btw)

View attachment 4936173

duuuuuuuude i was CRAVING this

why'd you have to do me like that

 

[Türk]

and after transfering it into a bowl, she comes back with "a tofu version of kebab" that my clitriding little sister compliments.

 

[hax]

Red meat causes cancer.

reminder:

 

[imontheloose]

reminder:

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search from:[user] gay in there. its over.

 

[Finalkiosk]

how do you want me to stay sane when i get served cauliflower with cheese and SUGARY salad?

before coming to eat this, i hear my mom complain;
"oh husband please cook meat on the side or our son will be mad again..."

like NO SHIT? ISN'T THIS THE ONLY EDIBLE THING?!


she then starts blending a PURE green drink in the kitchen (which is her "meal")
> shit looked like this and it wasn't even a drink:

View attachment 4936114

and after transfering it into a bowl, she comes back with "a tofu version of kebab" that my clitriding little sister compliments.
my mom can't eat too much tofu either on her diet and keeps going like "awww... i was simply CRAVING this... i NEED tofu!!"

LIKE WTF IS GOING ON?! i have to starve while watching my mom and sister swallowing green blob with tofu-meat on the side and stay calm?!

not only that but i had to endure the brootal BP while eating, everyone was laughing about each other's thin hair, skin quality, eyebags and simply just pointing out every single flaw about eachother. (except me cause i didn't talk once)


like HOW the FUCK am i meant to survive another entire school year with this!!!!!!

---

> @kenibba @inversions @Psocho

that looks like cilantro sauce

 

[hax]

that looks like cilantro sauce

looks disgusting

 

[hax]

Reminded me of what my sister eats
(Real photo of her meal btw)

View attachment 4936173

yo i forgot to say but she sat there in front of the moldy green blob and said out loud;
"mhhh, i don't think that's enough protein."

like omg you know it's done for when EVEN SHE notices...

 

[Finalkiosk]

looks disgusting

 

[Finalkiosk]

yo i forgot to say but she sat there in front of the moldy green blob and said out loud;
"mhhh, i don't think that's enough protein."

like omg you know it's done for when EVEN SHE notices...

holy foid slop

 

[savage21]

how do you want me to stay sane when i get served cauliflower with cheese and SUGARY salad?

before coming to eat this, i hear my mom complain;
"oh husband please cook meat on the side or our son will be mad again..."

like NO SHIT? ISN'T THIS THE ONLY EDIBLE THING?!


she then starts blending a PURE green drink in the kitchen (which is her "meal")
> shit looked like this and it wasn't even a drink:

View attachment 4936114

and after transfering it into a bowl, she comes back with "a tofu version of kebab" that my clitriding little sister compliments.
my mom can't eat too much tofu either on her diet and keeps going like "awww... i was simply CRAVING this... i NEED tofu!!"

LIKE WTF IS GOING ON?! i have to starve while watching my mom and sister swallowing green blob with tofu-meat on the side and stay calm?!

not only that but i had to endure the brootal BP while eating, everyone was laughing about each other's thin hair, skin quality, eyebags and simply just pointing out every single flaw about eachother. (except me cause i didn't talk once)


like HOW the FUCK am i meant to survive another entire school year with this!!!!!!

---

> @kenibba @inversions @Psocho

My siblings friend is living your situation. Niggas mom only makes vegan and soy dishes. Must be hell on earth.

 

[Psocho]

yo i forgot to say but she sat there in front of the moldy green blob and said out loud;
"mhhh, i don't think that's enough protein."

like omg you know it's done for when EVEN SHE notices...

about 2-3g of actual protein in this meal

 

[inversions]

clitriding made me lol