Family dinners are so brutal :( Warning ropefuel story

[Deleted member 11126]

I always get bullied because my extended family banters a lot. I am the shortest guy there everyone is 6'1+ I am 5'9. Get to the dinner table and my uncle says "its been a year and you still haven't grown looks like your always going to be short anon ahahaha". Fucking almost lost it right there. Then they made a comment about me dropping out of uni which happened a year ago.

My one cousin who is my age has a Law internship. He kept going on and on about it. Then he asked me what I am doing with the biggest grin. My dad laughed and said "anon works at Mcdonalds" and then everyone was laughing.

I couldn't take it I said I had an emergency call from my friend and just drove in my car. I'm not coming back until its midnight and all my relatives are gone. This shit makes me want to kill myself

 

[Deleted member 11126]

The height jab got to me the most though. He literally said the joke 2-3 times and he said I need to eat more that's why I am so short.

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Yes that's what u get for being a failure jackass

 

[roping3264]

So nothing happened
You are fragile soycuck

 

[Deleted member 21182]

So nothing happened
You are fragile soycuck

He probably laughed at his uncle's height joke then comes here to complain

 

[ascension]

My one cousin who is my age has a Law internship. He kept going on and on about it. Then he asked me what I am doing with the biggest grin. My dad laughed and said "anon works at Mcdonalds" and then everyone was laughing.

Ngl that one was kinda funny.

But you should've bantered them back. You just ran away

 

[Deleted member 11126]

So nothing happened
You are fragile soycuck

Its bad enough that I am short and not in a good place. But then they have to rub it in my face I know I am short.

 

[Deleted member 11126]

Ngl that one was kinda funny.

But you should've bantered them back. You just ran away

I hate that cousin. He is always bullying me. He is 6'2 and smart why does he feel the need to bully me I already feel like shit. It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't feel like everyone was egging him on to keep bullying me.

 

[Deleted member 11126]

He probably laughed at his uncle's height joke then comes here to complain

I laughed in an awkward way because its the only thing I can do besides saying "fuck you"

 

[ascension]

I laughed in an awkward way because its the only thing I can do besides saying "fuck you"

I'm sure theres something about him that you can banter about

 

[Deleted member 11126]

Yes that's what u get for being a failure jackass

Yeah I know I am. I am trying to change I just wish they didn't remind me of it constantly.

I hate being the center of a joke.

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Yeah I know I am. I am trying to change I just wish they didn't remind me of it constantly.

I hate being the center of a joke.

That's the life of an incel and 90% of this forum

 

[Deleted member 21735]

my cousin has legit autism i mog to oblivion

 

[Gonthar]

The height jab got to me the most though. He literally said the joke 2-3 times and he said I need to eat more that's why I am so short.

Why didn't you stand up for yourself: "What's with your obsession with height and crap? Some people are taller, some shorter, some are smart, some are dumb, I don't go around busting your balls about your shortcomings and flaws..."

 

[roping3264]

I am short

Some 5'4 curry reading this probably wants to kill you and your family for thinking 5'9 is short

 

[latincell95]

Ngl that one was kinda funny.

But you should've bantered them back. You just ran away

This!! I couldn’t live with cumskin familiy. They’ll probably put me for adoption for raising and spiking their cortisol levels

 

[Deleted member 11126]

Why didn't you stand up for yourself: "What's with your obsession with height and crap? Some people are taller, some shorter, some are smart, some are dumb, I don't go around busting your balls about your shortcomings and flaws..."

Lol this video is exactly how it happened. I think its because they know it bothers me so they keep doing it.

Dam that video is so accurate...

 

[latincell95]

Why didn't you stand up for yourself: "What's with your obsession with height and crap? Some people are taller, some shorter, some are smart, some are dumb, I don't go around busting your balls about your shortcomings and flaws..."

Muh height, Muh job, muh va fangool

 

[Deleted member 11126]

This!! I couldn’t live with cumskin familiy. They’ll probably put me for adoption for raising and spiking their cortisol levels

Only so much I can do man... Besides if I stayed I think I would have said something I regret. I was honestly worried I was going to cry or punch someone. Best thing I could have done was leave

 

[latincell95]

That's the life of an incel and 90% of this forum

I was only made fun when I was fat, but ever since I lost a shit ton of weight the jokes have stopped.

 

[Deleted member 11126]

my cousin has legit autism i mog to oblivion

I'm like the autistic cousin then...

 

[latincell95]

Only so much I can do man... Besides if I stayed I think I would have said something I regret. I was honestly worried I was going to cry or punch someone. Best thing I could have done was leave

Next time, find something about everyone that their insecure about, and then banter about that, you’ll see the jokes about you will stop then.

“So hey Dad, when are we going for that hair transplant you’ve been talking all year about?”

 

[Gonthar]

Lol this video is exactly how it happened. I think its because they know it bothers me so they keep doing it.

Dam that video is so accurate...

I suggest studying stand-up comedy(insult comedy to be precise) and improvisation - learn how to make fun of people, imitate them, go to comedy clubs at amateur nights, learn how to deal with hecklers and people in the audience who make fun of you and have comebacks ready for the most common insults thrown at you, etc...
Who knows, you might even be good at it and can start a professional career in comedy.

 

[Deleted member 11126]

Some 5'4 curry reading this probably wants to kill you and your family for thinking 5'9 is short

Indian families are brutal in a different way. It would be like what Uni or how much money you have.

Although I got bullied for being a failure success wise and genetically so its over on both levels.

 

[Deleted member 11126]

Next time, find something about everyone that their insecure about, and then banter about that, you’ll see the jokes about you will stop then.

“So hey Dad, when are we going for that hair transplant you’ve been talking all year about?”

I just try to be quiet. If I say something then it will draw attention to me and I will get mocked more. Honestly might just never visit on Christmas again.

I suggest studying stand-up comedy(insult comedy to be precise) and improvisation - learn how to make fun of people, imitate them, go to comedy clubs at amateur nights, learn how to deal with hecklers and people in the audience who make fun of you and have comebacks ready for the most common insults thrown at you, etc...
Who knows, you might even be good at it and can start a professional career in comedy.

I'm just worried if I say something then it might be worse... If I had a good job and was back in Uni at least I wouldn't feel like a failure. They didn't make me feel that way I already felt that way they just reminded me its true.

 

[Gonthar]

I'm just worried if I say something then it might be worse... If I had a good job and was back in Uni at least I wouldn't feel like a failure. They didn't make me feel that way I already felt that way they just reminded me its true.

Try not to be the lowest status person in any group of people or gathering, or you could end up being the butt of all jokes.

 

[latincell95]

If I had a good job and was back in Uni at least I wouldn't feel like a failure.

Then work on getting useful skills/uni degree so that you can quit your job at McDonalds

 

[latincell95]

Try not to be the lowest status person in any group of people or gathering, or you could end up being the butt of all jokes.

Also, try not to take what people say about you seriously.

@Witheredly90 I recommend you to read the 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene. It’s a pretty good book.

 

[Deleted member 11126]

Try not to be the lowest status person in any group of people or gathering, or you could end up being the butt of all jokes.

Yeah I need to get out of this shitty job and back to school I am transfering next fall to a real state school.

Then work on getting useful skills/uni degree so that you can quit your job at McDonalds

That's the goal anon!

Also, try not to take what people say about you seriously.

@Witheredly90 I recommend you to read the 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene. It’s a pretty good book.

Its hard not to take things seriously when everyone is laughing. No one else has ever made fun of my height because 5'9 isn't short. But they do it because they know it bothers me. When someone confronts insecurities like the fact that you feel like a loser or short it makes it worse. They bring up that shit because they know it will get to me.

But yeah I should have the money to move out by summer. I will only come back home for Christmas if my life is improved. I am never going back if I don't have something worthwhile going on it just makes me feel too shitty. Its just a cultural thing I think to be a dick in this family. But it really gets to me. Being short has always bothered me but to here people mention it irl is too much. Literally going to leave or I might punch someone in the face.

Are Hispanic families like this or is this just an elitist White thing?

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

lmao just ghost them if they are such cunts what a dogshit family haha

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

next time tell him height won't help him with a knife deep in his throat

 

[Gonthar]

Are Hispanic families like this or is this just an elitist White thing?

It's just a thing normies do - it doesn't matter if it's a family, group of friends, classroom, workplace, etc. - the lowest person in the hierarchy ends up being targeted, teased, mocked, made fun of, etc...
Don't be that person!

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

I suggest studying stand-up comedy(insult comedy to be precise) and improvisation - learn how to make fun of people, imitate them, go to comedy clubs at amateur nights, learn how to deal with hecklers and people in the audience who make fun of you and have comebacks ready for the most common insults thrown at you, etc...
Who knows, you might even be good at it and can start a professional career in comedy.

this is cuck tier compared to looking and acting like you could go ER any second. you can never win with words against normoids if they mog you

this level of unhinged or over