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ChadFucksYourOneitis

ChadFucksYourOneitis

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Everyone always asks you "Do you have a girlfriend yet?" . This question will sound painful when you're pushing 20-25.
They already know why you're still single and the answer is your face.
 
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Everyone always asks you "Do you have a girlfriend yet?" . This question will sound painful when you're pushing 20-25.
They already know why you're still single and the answer is your face.
tell them "why would i have one, cant you see how subhuman i am?"
 
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This is brooooooooootal, I get anxious thinking about the excuses I have to make.
 
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just get a gf then
 
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just get a gf then
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Everyone always asks you "Do you have a girlfriend yet?" . This question will sound painful when you're pushing 20-25.
They already know why you're still single and the answer is your face.
Just say it’s cuz you fck a new model every weekend. Also say you need to focus on your investments and That Those pay for your housemaid so there is really no benefit to a girlfriend anymore
 
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just tell teh truth. Unashamedly : ''Nah...The girls I like tend to go for really handsome guys so i'm out of luck. Not to worry''
 
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Tell them you're a raging homo who likes looking at male models on a gay internet forum
 
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just tell teh truth. Unashamedly : ''Nah...The girls I like tend to go for really handsome guys so i'm out of luck. Not to worry''
"I stay single because my goals are beyound girls' understanding" :ROFLMAO:
 
Tell them you're a raging homo who likes looking at male models on a gay internet forum
Ngl I have more Arvid pics on my phone than femoids pics. MMs are more pleasing to look at than caked up foids.
 
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just say no what are you autistic or something
 
Everyone always asks you "Do you have a girlfriend yet?" . This question will sound painful when you're pushing 20-25.
They already know why you're still single and the answer is your face.
Im 15 and never had one
 
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I straight up say that I'm not allowed to. Society doesn't allow me to have one because I'm ugly.

Ik this will trigger so many people and I'll be called an entitled brat but idc
 
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