User28823
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Gentlemen,
It is with a heavy heart that I announce my retirement from looksmax.org.
After countless posts, arguments, schizo theories, groundbreaking discoveries, and more hours spent on this website than I would ever admit under oath, real life has finally caught up with me.
Against all expectations, and perhaps against the natural order of the universe.. I got a girl pregnant.
Unexpected? Yes. Planned? Absolutely not. But after a great deal of reflection, I’ve decided that my shitposting days must come to an end. My efforts now need to be focused on a greater purpose: raising my child into a good, strong, well-adjusted human being.
Fortunately, this child will not enter the world defenseless.
Everything I have learned here will be passed down. My child will be equipped from birth with the knowledge necessary to achieve generational, indiscriminate mogging. I've always wished I could restart life with everything I know now but in a way this might be the closest to that I can get.
To my fellow posters, schizos, lurkers, frauders, ascenders, doomers, and everyone I argued with for 14 consecutive pages over something that objectively did not matter: thank you.
You were not merely usernames on a screen.
You were usernames on a screen that I spent an extremely concerning amount of my life talking to.
I arrived here looking for knowledge.
I leave with something far greater:
A pregnant girlfriend and several thousand posts that could probably be used against me in a custody hearing.
This is goodbye.
Take care of yourselves. Keep ascending.
@Master @NumbThePain please check your pms, I will pay handsomely for the complete deletion of my post history and account, just name a price but don't be jewish about it I know damn well that shit can be done in 1 click.
— A retired top poster, a future father, and forever a .orgcel
and for my last banger..
It is with a heavy heart that I announce my retirement from looksmax.org.
After countless posts, arguments, schizo theories, groundbreaking discoveries, and more hours spent on this website than I would ever admit under oath, real life has finally caught up with me.
Against all expectations, and perhaps against the natural order of the universe.. I got a girl pregnant.
Unexpected? Yes. Planned? Absolutely not. But after a great deal of reflection, I’ve decided that my shitposting days must come to an end. My efforts now need to be focused on a greater purpose: raising my child into a good, strong, well-adjusted human being.
Fortunately, this child will not enter the world defenseless.
Everything I have learned here will be passed down. My child will be equipped from birth with the knowledge necessary to achieve generational, indiscriminate mogging. I've always wished I could restart life with everything I know now but in a way this might be the closest to that I can get.
To my fellow posters, schizos, lurkers, frauders, ascenders, doomers, and everyone I argued with for 14 consecutive pages over something that objectively did not matter: thank you.
You were not merely usernames on a screen.
You were usernames on a screen that I spent an extremely concerning amount of my life talking to.
I arrived here looking for knowledge.
I leave with something far greater:
A pregnant girlfriend and several thousand posts that could probably be used against me in a custody hearing.
This is goodbye.
Take care of yourselves. Keep ascending.
@Master @NumbThePain please check your pms, I will pay handsomely for the complete deletion of my post history and account, just name a price but don't be jewish about it I know damn well that shit can be done in 1 click.
— A retired top poster, a future father, and forever a .orgcel
and for my last banger..
