FARTMAXXING - THE GUIDE

[Deleted member 685]

Farting and leaving your scent behind is an extremely masculine, macho and dominant thing to do. In this guide I'll give out my best tips to maximize your farting.

Tip 1: Drink atleast 5 cups of milk/yogurt a day. Dairy can cause bloat and gas build-up

Tip 2: Chew Gum

Tip 3: Eat alot of Jewish McDonald's food and bad stuff.

That's about it for now.

 

[Deleted member 4128]

Try cabbage brah, shit is deadly LMAO

make sure to ask everyone if they smell popcorn, whether it was you who farted or not

so they take a nice big whiff

 

[MogTheMogger]

thank god is the offtopic section