[Fartpost] I have gotten fartmogged by nearly all of my friends

[x69]

In a masculine environment most farts are funny. We found it funny to release huge farts in public with people nearby and I got fartmogged to hell and back.
The farts of my friends sounded masculine, powerful, crispy, no smell.
When I tried to fart it was utter dissapointment for everyone in that room.. my farts weren't masculine. My farts weren't powerful..certainly not crispy.
It had no sound. My friends farted for attention but thanks to my middle eastern genes I farted for the sole purpose of killing. The smell was so powerful that it was even worse than the farts of my friends.

Thanks to the unique fart of mine I still got a high place in the friends social hierarchy. They fartmogged me however. I'm never going to fart so powerful as them.

@Tony @Nibba
I shitmog a lot.. but sorry for my weakness. Farting is not what my purpose in life is

 

[Tony]

Have the same problem ngl

 

[x69]

Have the same problem ngl

I feel like an assassin tbh

 

[Tony]

wait i actually have that problem but its not problem cuz im lonewolf and dont associate with people in fact that is my biggest counterplay

 

[Nibba]

I shitmog a lot.. but sorry for my weakness. Farting is not what my purpose in life is

Its okay bro you make up for it with other things. No reason to ashamed brah

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

old looksmax. x69 nibba and dr tony. III upvotes everyone but never talks

 

[Deleted member 773]

Same